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# 1221

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli


Hey you bunch of rotten mangoes ... kettle without any tea ... bag of betel leaves ... puppet without eyes

# 1222

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega


If you sing songs from the movies then you'll make money ... or else you will die hungry in the name of god

# 1223

Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai


Copying in the exam and the face of a prostitute ... look good behind the curtain

# 1224

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai


If these guys keep money in the fridge ... then do make yogurt in the bank

# 1225

Ravan bola main bada main bada main bada ... Navagraha mere singhasan ke neeche pada ... bakht bola tu kaika bada ... tu toh che mahina Bali ki kankh mein pada


Ravan said I'm big ... the nine planets are below my throne ... the devotee asked how are you big ... you were lying for six months in the armpit of (king) Bali

# 1226

Mil gaya mauka ... maar de chauka


You've got a chance ... make the most out of it

# 1227

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai


Bholi Punjaban is a vulture not a sparrow ... she is the last nail in the coffin

# 1228

Khudi ko kar buland itna, ki tu Himalaya pe ja pahunche ... aur Khuda khud tujhse yeh pooche, abhe laikhat utrega kaise?


Elevate yourself to such an extent, that you reach the Himalaya ... and God himself will ask you, you fool how will you get down?

# 1229

Yaar hoon, humdardo ka saaya hoon ... aaj yeh mat kehna, ke bewaqt aaya hoon


I am a friend, I am a shadow of a caring person ... today don't say that, I have come at the wrong time

# 1230

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi


Oh my beloved wife, after 40 years of married life ... a husband can only fire a bullet at his wife ... he can't whistle at her

# 1231

Aashirwad toh bade aadmi dete hai ... hum toh sirf rai de sakte hai


Big people give blessings ... I can only give an opinion

# 1232

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan


Whether you accept it or not ... I want no guests

# 1233

Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiye ... nahi toh film ki insult hai, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai


If a boy has to see a film then he must see it with a girl only ... otherwise it is an insult of the film, insult of the theater and insult of the entire audience in the theater

# 1234

Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai


I don't like to eat sweets ... I only like to see them

# 1235

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali


Brother is cursing a lot ... looks like I'll have to go to Kullu Manali

# 1236

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai


These buses have the same issue ... they come on time and they leave on time

# 1237

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?


Why do I always get men ... why don't I get poets?

# 1238

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai


People have a swirl in their legs ... I have it in my mind

# 1239

Aye buddhe ... pet mein aant nahi hai, mooh mein daant nahi hai ... chumma lega?


You old man ... you don't have tripes in your stomach, you don't have teeth in your mouth ... and you want a kiss?

# 1240

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon


Those who listen to me, I make them sit on the peak of the Himalaya mountain ... and those who don't listen to me, I make them sit on a chutney of red spices

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