Toh tu hi hai woh kaanta jisne sone ki machali fasayi hai?

Abhe sadhe huye aam ki gutli ... bagair chai ki ketli ... paan ki potli ... bagair aankh ki putli

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega

Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai

Agar yeh paise fridge mein rakhte hai ... toh dahi kya bank mein jamate hai

Ravan bola main bada main bada main bada ... Navagraha mere singhasan ke neeche pada ... bakht bola tu kaika bada ... tu toh che mahina Bali ki kankh mein pada

Mil gaya mauka ... maar de chauka

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Yaar hoon, humdardo ka saaya hoon ... aaj yeh mat kehna, ke bewaqt aaya hoon

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Aashirwad toh bade aadmi dete hai ... hum toh sirf rai de sakte hai

Maan na maan ... no mehmaan

Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiye ... nahi toh film ki insult hai, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai

Mujhe mithaai khane ka nahi ... sirf dekhne ka shaunk hai

Bhaisaab dete hai gali pe gali ... lagta hai jana padega mujhe Kullu Manali

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai

Yeh hamesha mard hi kyun milte hain hum mein ... shayar kyun nahi milte?

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai

Aye buddhe ... pet mein aant nahi hai, mooh mein daant nahi hai ... chumma lega?

Jo apun ki baat maanta hai na, usse main Himalaya ke pahad ki choti par bhita deta hoon ... aur joh apun ki baat nahin maanta, usse hari mirch ki chutney par bhita deta hoon