Jab chahe chuna lagaye ragad ke khaye ... ab khud pe baat aayi toh kare hai hai ... arre bhoya pedh babool ka toh aam kahan se khaye

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan doosro ko girta dekhkar sab haste hai ... magar jab khud girte hai toh hasna bhool jaate hai

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

Jhooti aastha nahi, raasta sachcha doonga ... tum mera haath pakad lo, main tumhe bachcha doonga

Perfect aadmi sirf kitaabon mein milte hai

Public stage par aate hi shaitan bhi devtaon ki tarah bolne lagta hai

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

Police ki maar ki baat hi hai nirali ... goonga bhi gaye qawali

Ladki thi jawaan, mamla tha sangeen ... jana tha Japan, pahunch gayi Cheen

Mere naye pilan ke mutabik

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

Suna hai lift ki deewaaron ke kaan nahin hote

Dil bhale hi left mein hota hai ... lekin uske faisley hamesha right hote hai

Jack and Johnny went up the hill to live in love and laughter ... Jack ki leli papa ne aur Johnny chup gaya bhaagkar

Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Hum karte fight aur tu karta bark hai ... abhe fish tank ke machhi hum samundar ke shark hai

Joh aap kahoge woh karungi ... jahan aap bologe wahan karungi ... jaise aap kahoge waise karungi

Inka sabse bada ch*tiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai