Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Ladki ko bhagake laane mein ek bahut bada faida hai ... ladki baar baar maa baap ke paas jaane ki dhamki toh nahi degi

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

Death and shit wait for no man ... they come anywhere anytime

Assi tussi piyange lassi

Tumhara face football se tennis ball kyun ban gaya?

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Shaadi aur kuch sikhaye na sikhaye ... acting karna sikha deti hai

Propose karne mein itna pause lega ... toh woh tujhe dispose karke chali jayegi

Lagta hai tumhare kaan bajh rahe hai ... your eardrums are playing drums

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon

Thukai aur kamai mein ek se zyada zariya hona bahut zaroori hai ... varna khud ki thukti hai

Kutta paalo, billi paalo, yahan tak ki saanp paalna ... par galatfahmi mat paalna

Makaan tha kabhi, ab khandar viran lagta hai ... tera thopda Panipat ka maidan lagta hai

Yeh toh underwear dost nikle

Tussi bong ho?

Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai ... maut, julaab aur yeh janaab