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# 1241
Mujhe achchi filmein bilkul pasand nahin

I don't like good films

# 1242
Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

Looks like you started to diet ... but forgot to end

# 1243
Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

You mannerless, with the boss being present ... why will the driver drive the car

# 1244
It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

It's my Tom Cruise look buddy

# 1245
Hamare samne tumhari wahi aukaad hai ... joh kainchi ke samne kapde ki hoti hai

Your status in front of us is the same ... as the status of cloth in front of scissors

# 1246
Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

Calm down, strong lady, calm down

# 1247
Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Please make me a partner ... ok if not partner then secretary, assistant ... atleast make me a peon

# 1248
Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Like the moon shines on a dark night ... just like that in my classes you're the best teacher on demand

# 1249
Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Politicians and diapers should always be changed ... or else it'll spread filthiness

# 1250
Last local ka time ho gaya, jaake jaldi chad le ... system ka tu naukar hai, jaa boss ke pair tu padh le

It's time for the last local train to leave, so get on it quickly ... you're an employee of the system, so go and kiss the feet of your boss

# 1251
Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

I've seen a flying arrow enter into one's backside many times ... but for the first time a flying backside will enter into an arrow

# 1252
Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

You should never trust a crying woman and a milkman

# 1253
Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

The money that you eat after taking from poor people ... where do you extract that

# 1254
Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

# 1255
Joh log social nahi hote woh social networking sites pe hote hai

People who are not social are found on social networking sites

# 1256
Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

I have been dreaming here for 3 months about the glass of milk and the string of the petticoat ... and the girl has kept the fast of Karva Chauth under your name

# 1257
Leader ke jazbaat ka, Bambai ki barsaat ka aur producer ki baat ka ... kabhi bharosa karna nahi chahiye

You should never trust ... the emotions of a leader, the rain of Mumbai and the words of a producer

# 1258
Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

# 1259
Khane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, khane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... ghumne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, ghumne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... gappe ladane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, gappe ladane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... aur sabse zyada important baat yeh hai ... ki hasne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai aur hasne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai

You love to eat and I love to eat also ... you love to go around and I love to go around also ... you love to talk and I love to talk also ... and the most important thing is that ... you love to laugh and I love to laugh also

# 1260
Tumhari baadshah banne ki khwaish hai aaisi albeli ... jaise raja bhoj banne koi gangu teli

Your desire to become a king is very strange ... just like a joker wants to become to king

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