Mereko damaad thoda hatke chahiye ... aaisa jisko dekh ke public sadak pe se hat jave ... police station se police hat jave ... aur mahulle mein se bade se bada gunda phut jave

Main toh apna blood samjha tha ... tu toh blood cancer nikla

Teri naak nikaal ke peeche daal doonga ... saale soong soong ke wahi mar jayega

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega

Imtihaan ki nakal aur rakhail ki shakal ... parde ke peeche achchi lagti hai

Humse na kar mastiyan, mar gayi kya teri bhabhiyan ... ek do bhi nahi aath hai, tabhi toh iske yeh thaat hai

Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti ... balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai ... ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi ... ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi

Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho ... mere jeene ka samaan ho

Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

Mil gaya mauka ... maar de chauka

Kaam loafer ke aur baatein soldier ki

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Aaj ke baad dubara koi aaisi harkat ki na ... toh yeh haath khane ke layak toh kya ... dhone ke layak bhi nahi rahega

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Thodi tondh honi chahiye ... sukhi aadmi ki nishani hai

Imaandari ke paise mein sirf mehnat lagti hai ... rishwat ke paise mein mehnat aur jokhim dono lagte hai

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta