Mujhe achchi filmein bilkul pasand nahin

Lagta hai dieting tumne shuru ki thi ... band karna bhool gaye

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

Hamare samne tumhari wahi aukaad hai ... joh kainchi ke samne kapde ki hoti hai

Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

Partner bana le please ... achcha partner nahi to sectery, assistant ... arre peon hi bana le

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Politicians aur diapers ko badalna chahiye ... nahi toh gandagi phail jayegi

Last local ka time ho gaya, jaake jaldi chad le ... system ka tu naukar hai, jaa boss ke pair tu padh le

Udta teer backside ghuste bahut baar dekha be ... pehli baar udta backside teer mein ghusega

Roti huyi aurat pe aur dhood wale pe kabhi bharosa nahi karna chahiye

Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Joh log social nahi hote woh social networking sites pe hote hai

Main yahan teen mahine se doodh ke glass aur petticoat ke naade ke sapne dekh raha hoon ... aur laundiya ne tere naam ka Karva Chauth vrat rakha hai

Leader ke jazbaat ka, Bambai ki barsaat ka aur producer ki baat ka ... kabhi bharosa karna nahi chahiye

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

Khane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, khane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... ghumne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, ghumne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... gappe ladane ka shaunk aapko bhi hai, gappe ladane ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai ... aur sabse zyada important baat yeh hai ... ki hasne ka shaunk aapko bhi hai aur hasne ka shaunk mujhe bhi hai

Tumhari baadshah banne ki khwaish hai aaisi albeli ... jaise raja bhoj banne koi gangu teli