Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Yeh dhai kilo haath nahi, sade-teen kilo ka haath hai ... yeh jispar padta hai na ... woh uthta nahi, uth hi jaata hai

This is not a 2.5 kg hand, it's a 3.5 kg hand ... and the person on whom this hand falls ... forget getting up, he infact dies