Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

A man becomes a ghost after he dies ... but a woman, remains a bitch before and after death

Theoretically toh mujhe darna chahiye ... par practically mujhe dar lag nahi ra

Theoretically I should be scared ... but practically I am not scared