Dosti aur ladki mein hamesha ladki jeet'ti hai

Between friendship and a girl, the girl always wins

Is duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ... aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai

Every crazy lover thinks that his woman is different ... and after listening to this different from your mouth, I'm confident that you're going to get screwed

Mera na life ka usool hai ... ch*tiye insaan ko kabhi mat batao ki woh ch*tiye hai

I have this principle in life ... never tell a jerk that he's a jerk

Do saal mein, chaubees mahino mein, 104 hafton mein, 102 hafte rulaya hai isne ... ek hafta per saal ki khushi ka average kaunsi relationship mein hota hai

Out of 2 years, out of 24 months, out of 104 weeks, she has made you cry 102 weeks ... which relationship has the happiness average of one week per year

Bhai pyar mein log andhe ho jaate hai ... ch*tiye nahi ho jaate

People become blind in love ... but not a jerk