Christmas mein sab log bolte hai na Santa aayega, Santa aayega ... sabko pata hai ghanta aayega

Aye khaak nasheeno uth baitho, woh waqt kareeb aa pahuncha hai ... jab takht giraye jayenge, jab taj uchaale jayenge

Aapke nas nas mein yeh shak ka virus ghus gaya hai

Tere vaade pe jaye toh yeh jaan jhoot jana ... ki khushi se mar na jaate agar aitbaar hota

Hair stylist hai na ... har cheez trim karke bolta hai

Kisi ki bhi insaan ko ek hi gunah ki sazaa do baar nahi milni chahiye

Koi hawa toh chale, koi patta toh hile ... kaun hai apna kuch pata toh chale

Boni na batta khelne aa gaye satta

Aap toh fauji ki jagah mann mauji nikle

Ek baar joh maine commitment de di ... toh yeh meri bhi nahi sunta

Look change karne se insaan change nahi hota

Aapke pichwade pe aaisi laat maroonga na ... super duper bumper banake rakh doonga