Joh dikhta hai humko lagta hai, hai ... aur joh nahi dikhta humko lagta hai, nahi hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi joh dikhta hai, woh nahi hota ... aur joh nahi dikhta, woh hota hai

Whatever we see, we believe it's there ... and whatever we don't see, we believe it's not there ... but sometimes whatever we see, it's not there ... and whatever we can't see, it's there

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

Prem naam hai mera ... Prem Chopra

My name is Prem ... Prem Chopra

Hamari jail mein surang?

A tunnel in my jail?

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai

Just like May comes before June ... just like six comes after five ... just like that every dog has his day

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?

Where do you get so much urine from?

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah

Life is like a savoury snack ... in which there are some sweet things, like me ... and some spicy things, like you

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

The amount of blood in your body is less than ... what Ravi Kumar pees at one time

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Eat hard things ... everything will stay hard

Yeh zubaan ki chupi ... pyar ki puppy lene hi nahi degi

The silence of my mouth ... will never let me take the kiss of love

Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?

The camera has the reel, the photo has the feel ... but I am as it is good looking, so what's the big deal?

Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!

She is butter ... simply terrific!

Khush rehte hain bachche jab saaf rehte hain kachche

A child will be happy when clean is his nappy

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Bahut soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono milke duniya ko kuch aaisa samjhayenge ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath duniya bhi yeh samajh jayegi ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ki samajhdari saath saath chal rahi hai ... aur soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ko joh bahut pehle kar dena chahiye tha ... woh soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ne baad mein kiya ... magar kiya zaroor ... samajh rahi hai na main kya samjhana chah raha hoon?

After thinking a lot, understanding and with wisdom we two will make the world understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom this world will also understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom our mutual understanding is walking together ... and that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom what we two should have done long time back ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom was done by us later ... but it was done ... you are understanding right what I am trying to say?

Dekh be under 19 team ke 12th man

Look you 12th man (reserved player) of an under 19 team

Is story mein emotion hai, drama hai, tragedy hai

There is emotion, drama, tragedy in this story

Teri jodi Rab ne nahi ... ameero ke club ne banayi hai

Your pair is not made by God ... is it made by the club of rich people