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# 501
Dil ko rashtriya khel ghoshit kar dena chahiye ... sab khelte hai iske saath
We should name the heart as our national sport ... since everyone plays with it

Genius

Nawazuddin Siddiqui

Sports & Games•Comedy
81
# 502
Iyaan toh bolte kuch hai aur matbal kuch aur nikalta hai
Here they something and it means something different

PK

Aamir Khan

Comedy
Play Video
81
# 503
Joh dikhta hai humko lagta hai, hai ... aur joh nahi dikhta humko lagta hai, nahi hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi joh dikhta hai, woh nahi hota ... aur joh nahi dikhta, woh hota hai
Whatever we see, we believe it's there ... and whatever we don't see, we believe it's not there ... but sometimes whatever we see, it's not there ... and whatever we can't see, it's there

Taare Zameen Par

Unknown

Comedy
81
# 504
99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti
99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

Partner

Salman Khan

Women•Men•Comedy
Play Video
81
# 505
Hamari jail mein surang?
A tunnel in my jail?

Sholay

Asrani

Comedy
81
# 506
Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai
Just like May comes before June ... just like six comes after five ... just like that every dog has his day

Main Tera Hero

Saurabh Shukla

Animals & Birds•Comedy
Play Video
80
# 507
Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch
Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Anupam Kher

Time•Comedy•Food & Drinks
80
# 508
Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai
When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

Entertainment

Johnny Lever

Comedy•Animals & Birds
Play Video
79
# 509
Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah
Life is like a savoury snack ... in which there are some sweet things, like me ... and some spicy things, like you

Good Boy Bad Boy

Emraan Hashmi

Food & Drinks•Life•Comedy
79
# 510
Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai
The amount of blood in your body is less than ... what Ravi Kumar pees at one time

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
79
# 511
Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega
Eat hard things ... everything will stay hard

Revolver Rani

Kangana Ranaut

Adult•Comedy
79
# 512
Yeh zubaan ki chupi ... pyar ki puppy lene hi nahi degi
The silence of my mouth ... will never let me take the kiss of love

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Romance•Comedy
79
# 513
Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?
The camera has the reel, the photo has the feel ... but I am as it is good looking, so what's the big deal?

Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

Saqib Saleem

Shayari•Comedy
79
# 514
Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!
She is butter ... simply terrific!

Yudh

Anil Kapoor

Rowdyism•Food & Drinks•Comedy
78
# 515
Khush rehte hain bachche jab saaf rehte hain kachche
A child will be happy when clean is his nappy

Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna

Rani Mukherjee

Comedy•Happiness
Play Video
78
# 516
Kiss na badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... kahin se bhi ghus aati hai
Kiss is a very bad thing ... it comes in between from anywhere

Ladies vs Ricky Bahl

Parineeti Chopra

Comedy
78
# 517
Langoors have my angoors
Monkeys have my grapes

Housefull 2

Akshay Kumar

Adult•Animals & Birds•Comedy
78
# 518
Bhaiya ji smile
Brother please smile

Dabangg

Unknown

Comedy
78
# 519
Bahut soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono milke duniya ko kuch aaisa samjhayenge ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath duniya bhi yeh samajh jayegi ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ki samajhdari saath saath chal rahi hai ... aur soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ko joh bahut pehle kar dena chahiye tha ... woh soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ne baad mein kiya ... magar kiya zaroor ... samajh rahi hai na main kya samjhana chah raha hoon?
After thinking a lot, understanding and with wisdom we two will make the world understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom this world will also understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom our mutual understanding is walking together ... and that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom what we two should have done long time back ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom was done by us later ... but it was done ... you are understanding right what I am trying to say?

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Govinda

Comedy
Play Video
77
# 520
Dekh be under 19 team ke 12th man
Look you 12th man (reserved player) of an under 19 team

Mardaani

Rani Mukherjee

Rowdyism•Comedy•Sports & Games
Play Video
77
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 Do Mastane
Do Mastane
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Cocktail
 Jaaneman Aah
Jaaneman Aah
Dishoom
Subah Ho Gayi Mamu
Munna Bhai MBBS
 Bade Miya Deewane
Bade Miya Deewane
Shagird
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Hum Saare Bekaar
Hum Saare Bekaar
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 The Padman Song
The Padman Song
Padman
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Hum Tum Picture Dekh Rahe Ho
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