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# 501

Joh dikhta hai humko lagta hai, hai ... aur joh nahi dikhta humko lagta hai, nahi hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi joh dikhta hai, woh nahi hota ... aur joh nahi dikhta, woh hota hai


Whatever we see, we believe it's there ... and whatever we don't see, we believe it's not there ... but sometimes whatever we see, it's not there ... and whatever we can't see, it's there

# 502

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti


99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

# 503

Prem naam hai mera ... Prem Chopra


My name is Prem ... Prem Chopra

# 504

Hamari jail mein surang?


A tunnel in my jail?

# 505

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai


Just like May comes before June ... just like six comes after five ... just like that every dog has his day

# 506

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch


Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

# 507

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?


Where do you get so much urine from?

# 508

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai


When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

# 509

Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah


Life is like a savoury snack ... in which there are some sweet things, like me ... and some spicy things, like you

# 510

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai


The amount of blood in your body is less than ... what Ravi Kumar pees at one time

# 511

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega


Eat hard things ... everything will stay hard

# 512

Yeh zubaan ki chupi ... pyar ki puppy lene hi nahi degi


The silence of my mouth ... will never let me take the kiss of love

# 513

Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?


The camera has the reel, the photo has the feel ... but I am as it is good looking, so what's the big deal?

# 514

Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!


She is butter ... simply terrific!

# 515

Khush rehte hain bachche jab saaf rehte hain kachche


A child will be happy when clean is his nappy

# 516

Langoors have my angoors


Monkeys have my grapes

# 517

Bahut soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono milke duniya ko kuch aaisa samjhayenge ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath duniya bhi yeh samajh jayegi ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ki samajhdari saath saath chal rahi hai ... aur soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ko joh bahut pehle kar dena chahiye tha ... woh soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ne baad mein kiya ... magar kiya zaroor ... samajh rahi hai na main kya samjhana chah raha hoon?


After thinking a lot, understanding and with wisdom we two will make the world understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom this world will also understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom our mutual understanding is walking together ... and that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom what we two should have done long time back ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom was done by us later ... but it was done ... you are understanding right what I am trying to say?

# 518

Dekh be under 19 team ke 12th man


Look you 12th man (reserved player) of an under 19 team

# 519

Is story mein emotion hai, drama hai, tragedy hai


There is emotion, drama, tragedy in this story

# 520

Teri jodi Rab ne nahi ... ameero ke club ne banayi hai


Your pair is not made by God ... is it made by the club of rich people

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