Iyaan toh bolte kuch hai aur matbal kuch aur nikalta hai

Here they something and it means something different

Tere shareer mein itna khoon nahi hoga ... jitna Ravi Kumar ek baar mein moot deta hai

The amount of blood in your body is less than ... what Ravi Kumar pees at one time

Kadaknath khaya karo ... sab kuch kadak rahega

Eat hard things ... everything will stay hard

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

99% girls get the guy of their choice ... but 99% boys never get the girl of their choice

Yeh zubaan ki chupi ... pyar ki puppy lene hi nahi degi

The silence of my mouth ... will never let me take the kiss of love

Khush rehte hain bachche jab saaf rehte hain kachche

A child will be happy when clean is his nappy

Bahut soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono milke duniya ko kuch aaisa samjhayenge ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath duniya bhi yeh samajh jayegi ... ke soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ki samajhdari saath saath chal rahi hai ... aur soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ko joh bahut pehle kar dena chahiye tha ... woh soch samajh kar samajh samajh kar samajhdari ke saath hum dono ne baad mein kiya ... magar kiya zaroor ... samajh rahi hai na main kya samjhana chah raha hoon?

After thinking a lot, understanding and with wisdom we two will make the world understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom this world will also understand ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom our mutual understanding is walking together ... and that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom what we two should have done long time back ... that after thinking, understanding and with wisdom was done by us later ... but it was done ... you are understanding right what I am trying to say?

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai ... jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai ... vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai

Just like May comes before June ... just like six comes after five ... just like that every dog has his day

Teri jodi Rab ne nahi ... ameero ke club ne banayi hai

Your pair is not made by God ... is it made by the club of rich people

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Ab mujhe life mein khushi chahiye ... khud-khushi nahi

Now I want happiness in life ... not suicide

Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? ... kyun ki woh rote kum hai

Do you know why men curse a lot? ... because they cry very less

Kiss na badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... kahin se bhi ghus aati hai

Kiss is a very bad thing ... it comes in between from anywhere

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?

Where do you get so much urine from?

Jahan kabootar ka naam Masakali ho sakta hai ... zameen pe rehkar ghode ka naam Badal ho sakta hai ... aadmi ka naam Mahela Jayawardene ho sakta hai ... toh inka naam Entertainment kyun nahi ho sakta hai

When a pigeon's name can be Masakali ... staying on the ground a horse's name can be Badal (cloud) ... a man's name can be Mahela Jayawardene ... then why can't his name be Entertainment

Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai

A girl alone is like an open vault

Dekh be under 19 team ke 12th man

Look you 12th man (reserved player) of an under 19 team

Is story mein emotion hai, drama hai, tragedy hai

There is emotion, drama, tragedy in this story

Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge

You make a list ... of all the crazy things you want to do ... I swear on my mother we will kill them all before you get married

Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai ... par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what's the big deal hai?

The camera has the reel, the photo has the feel ... but I am as it is good looking, so what's the big deal?