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# 521
Is story mein emotion hai, drama hai, tragedy hai
There is emotion, drama, tragedy in this story

Sholay

Dharmendra

Comedy
77
# 522
Teri jodi Rab ne nahi ... ameero ke club ne banayi hai
Your pair is not made by God ... is it made by the club of rich people

Student Of The Year

Unknown

Comedy
77
# 523
Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? ... kyun ki woh rote kum hai
Do you know why men curse a lot? ... because they cry very less

Saheb Biwi Aur Gangster Returns

Jimmy Shergill

Men•Comedy
77
# 524
Naam roop ke bhed par kiya kabhi hai gaur ... naam mila kuch aur, shakal akal kuch aur ... agni raje bilkul thande, Shanti bhaiya chalaye dande ... poonch na peeche inch bhi naam phir bhi Hanuman, Arjunlal ke ghar mile na teer-kaman ... aur Moolchandji itne bhaari, darshan dete toot jaye kursi bechari
Have you ever thought about the differences between the name and the appearance ... the name describes something, and the body and mind describes something else ... like the fire is totally cold, and Shanti (peace) brother is using the sticks ... like there is not even an inch of a tail behind but the name is still is Hanuman, and like not finding a bow and arrow in Arjun's house ... also Mr. Moolchand is so heavy, that the poor chair breaks just by seeing him

PK

Anushka Sharma

Poem•Comedy•Religion & God
76
# 525
Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge
You make a list ... of all the crazy things you want to do ... I swear on my mother we will kill them all before you get married

Rockstar

Ranbir Kapoor

Comedy•Marriage & Wedding
Play Video
76
# 526
Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai
He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Anupam Kher

Technology & Science•Comedy
76
# 527
Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai
A girl alone is like an open vault

Jab We Met

Unknown

Women•Comedy
76
# 528
Yeh thopade ka design toh pehli baar dekh raha hoon
I am seeing this face's design for the first time

Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani

Salman Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
76
# 529
Uske banaye har haseen chehre se ishq karna hai ... aakhir marne ke baad kal usko mooh bhi toh dikhana hai
I have to fall in love with every beautiful face that God has created ... because I have to stand in front of him after I die

Teri Meri Kahaani

Shahid Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
Play Video
75
# 530
Apni line khud banani chahiye ... airport ki ho yah haath ki
One should make their own line ... be it of the airport or the hand

Crook

Emraan Hashmi

Comedy
75
# 531
Funda zyada ho gaya na?
To much of fundamentals right?

Jab We Met

Kareena Kapoor

Comedy
75
# 532
Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!
Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!

All The Best

Sanjay Mishra

Comedy•Transportation
75
# 533
Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai
To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Badrinath Ki Dulhania

Varun Dhawan

Money•Comedy
74
# 534
Bach gaya saala!
Bloody he got saved!

Sholay

Amjad Khan

Action•Comedy
74
# 535
Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hoon ... par saaf sutre rehne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe
No matter if I do bad things ... but I have the bad habit of being clean and fresh

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
74
# 536
Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge ... gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge
If you don't call alcoholic an alcoholic then what will you call him, a priest ... if you don't call wheat a wheat then what will you call it, sorghum

Sharaabi

Amitabh Bachchan

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
74
# 537
Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga
These eyes are like a knife, these lips are like a river ... in my embrace even senses will become unconscious ... you still have time friends to leave now ... otherwise you’ll regret it tomorrow morning

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

Ranbir Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
73
# 538
Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega
If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

Unknown

Men•Adult•Comedy
73
# 539
Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya
Don't gulp a bomb thinking it's a mango ... because then we won't come to know how much it blasted and how much is left over

MSG-2: The Messenger

Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh

Comedy•Food & Drinks
Play Video
73
# 540
Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage
A lover doesn't get scared when his love is getting married ... he gets scared when he is getting married

Raanjhanaa

Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
73
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Tan Tana Tan Tan Tan Tara
Judwaa
 Tu Kaun Hai Tera Naam Kya
Tu Kaun Hai Tera Naam Kya
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi
 Sheher Mein
Sheher Mein
Rockstar
 Selfie Le Le Re
Selfie Le Le Re
Bajrangi Bhaijaan
 Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai
Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai
Golmaal
 Badtameez Dil
Badtameez Dil
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
 Chain Khuli Ki Main Khuli
Chain Khuli Ki Main Khuli
Masti
M Bole To
Munna Bhai MBBS
 Pappi Le Loon
Pappi Le Loon
Veere Di Wedding
 Ban Gaya Kutta
Ban Gaya Kutta
Pyaar Ka Punchnama

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