Funda zyada ho gaya na?

To much of fundamentals right?

Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Ask the value of a minute to an olympic runner ... ask the value of a minute to the slice which is burning in the toaster ... and to the pizza boy who delivers after 29 minutes

Bhaiya ji smile

Brother please smile

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Naam roop ke bhed par kiya kabhi hai gaur ... naam mila kuch aur, shakal akal kuch aur ... agni raje bilkul thande, Shanti bhaiya chalaye dande ... poonch na peeche inch bhi naam phir bhi Hanuman, Arjunlal ke ghar mile na teer-kaman ... aur Moolchandji itne bhaari, darshan dete toot jaye kursi bechari

Have you ever thought about the differences between the name and the appearance ... the name describes something, and the body and mind describes something else ... like the fire is totally cold, and Shanti (peace) brother is using the sticks ... like there is not even an inch of a tail behind but the name is still is Hanuman, and like not finding a bow and arrow in Arjun's house ... also Mr. Moolchand is so heavy, that the poor chair breaks just by seeing him

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Saala hamara jawan hona abhi baaki tha

Bloody I still had to grow more

Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hoon ... par saaf sutre rehne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe

No matter if I do bad things ... but I have the bad habit of being clean and fresh

Apni line khud banani chahiye ... airport ki ho yah haath ki

One should make their own line ... be it of the airport or the hand

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

When the clothes of honesty fall ... then the honest people enjoy the most

Uske banaye har haseen chehre se ishq karna hai ... aakhir marne ke baad kal usko mooh bhi toh dikhana hai

I have to fall in love with every beautiful face that God has created ... because I have to stand in front of him after I die

Yeh aap par itne phool barsaingi, itne phool barsaingi ... ki aap bloody fool ho jayenge

They will shower so many flowers on you... that you will become a bloody fool

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

A lover doesn't get scared when his love is getting married ... he gets scared when he is getting married

Yeh cheating nahi hai ... yeh setting hai

This is not cheating ... this is setting

Maska hai maska ... ekdum jhakaas!

She is butter ... simply terrific!

Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga

These eyes are like a knife, these lips are like a river ... in my embrace even senses will become unconscious ... you still have time friends to leave now ... otherwise you’ll regret it tomorrow morning

Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya

Don't gulp a bomb thinking it's a mango ... because then we won't come to know how much it blasted and how much is left over

Zindagi ek bhel puri ki tarah hai ... jis mein kuch meethi cheezein hoti hai, meri tarah ... aur kuch teekhi cheezein hoti hai, tumhari tarah

Life is like a savoury snack ... in which there are some sweet things, like me ... and some spicy things, like you