Aapko pata hai mard zyada gaaliyan kyun dete hai? ... kyun ki woh rote kum hai

Do you know why men curse a lot? ... because they cry very less

Kiss na badi kutti cheez hoti hai ... kahin se bhi ghus aati hai

Kiss is a very bad thing ... it comes in between from anywhere

Bhaiya ji smile

Brother please smile

Naam roop ke bhed par kiya kabhi hai gaur ... naam mila kuch aur, shakal akal kuch aur ... agni raje bilkul thande, Shanti bhaiya chalaye dande ... poonch na peeche inch bhi naam phir bhi Hanuman, Arjunlal ke ghar mile na teer-kaman ... aur Moolchandji itne bhaari, darshan dete toot jaye kursi bechari

Have you ever thought about the differences between the name and the appearance ... the name describes something, and the body and mind describes something else ... like the fire is totally cold, and Shanti (peace) brother is using the sticks ... like there is not even an inch of a tail behind but the name is still is Hanuman, and like not finding a bow and arrow in Arjun's house ... also Mr. Moolchand is so heavy, that the poor chair breaks just by seeing him

Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge

You make a list ... of all the crazy things you want to do ... I swear on my mother we will kill them all before you get married

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

He is H2O (water) by face and H2SO4 (sulfuric acid) by brains

Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai

A girl alone is like an open vault

Uske banaye har haseen chehre se ishq karna hai ... aakhir marne ke baad kal usko mooh bhi toh dikhana hai

I have to fall in love with every beautiful face that God has created ... because I have to stand in front of him after I die

Apni line khud banani chahiye ... airport ki ho yah haath ki

One should make their own line ... be it of the airport or the hand

Funda zyada ho gaya na?

To much of fundamentals right?

Yeh thopade ka design toh pehli baar dekh raha hoon

I am seeing this face's design for the first time

Tempo ... Dhondu nikaal!

Tempo ... Take out Dhondu!

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

To ask a middle class father money from his provident fund ... is like asking for his kidney

Bach gaya saala!

Bloody he got saved!

Kaam bhale hi main gande karta hoon ... par saaf sutre rehne ki gandi aadat hai mujhe

No matter if I do bad things ... but I have the bad habit of being clean and fresh

Sharaabi ko sharaabi nahi toh kya pujari kahoge ... gehun ko gehun nahi toh kya jwari kahoge

If you don't call alcoholic an alcoholic then what will you call him, a priest ... if you don't call wheat a wheat then what will you call it, sorghum

Ek relationship mein pade huye aadmi ka dimaag nichhodke agar aap dekhe ... toh aapko balti bharke ch*tiyapa milega

If you squeeze the brain of a man who is in a relationship ... then you will get a bucket full of bullshit

Kahin aam ke bhooleke bomb na nighal jaana ... pata nahi chalega kitna phatta hai aur kitna baki reh gaya

Don't gulp a bomb thinking it's a mango ... because then we won't come to know how much it blasted and how much is left over

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bachche ki amma nazar aata hai

How amazing is the moon ... in childhood it looks like my mother and in youth it looks like the mother of my child

Iske mooh mein pehdaishi supari hai ... yeh totla hai

He has a nut in his mouth since birth ... he stammers