No matter how fast a meter may run ... it can't go ahead of the taxi

On seeing you my body becomes hot like a sizzler ... melts like an ice cream ... boils like a boiled egg

There is no difference between shamelessness and honesty ... the difference lies in the heart of the person listening about it

I am in hell ... but I know the way to heaven

What drink did you give me ... it shook the whole system of this mad person

She is very beautiful ... meaning Katrina Kaif is nothing near her

If experienced sinful people like us die ... then God's reputation will go bad

If you were not in my life, then what would I have been? ... a pant without a pocket, a shoe without a sole, a body without a heart

My name is Prem ... Prem Chopra

I am not in the mood

From bitch I remember ... Mr.Tiwari how is your wife?

I'm a Hyderabadi girl ... I'll remove your eyes and play marbles with it

What did you get and what will you take with you ... you had come naked and you'll go naked

Whatever we see, we believe it's there ... and whatever we don't see, we believe it's not there ... but sometimes whatever we see, it's not there ... and whatever we can't see, it's there

It is said that my brain should be kept in a museum

Nowadays people don't knock on the door before coming in

Every body has an expiry date

In today's age a tiger can live safely only in two places ... one in a circus and other in a zoo

Come on get up ... you still have to be thrashed a lot

It doesn't have pine neither apple ... still it is called pineapple