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# 461
Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple
It doesn't have pine neither apple ... still it is called pineapple

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
88
# 462
Hollywood kare toh wow ... Tollywood kare toh how
If Hollywood does it, then people say wow ... but if Telugu cinema does it, then people say how

Dil Bechara

Sushant Singh Rajput

Comedy
87
# 463
Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai
Your family is like the mobile network ... wherever we go, it's always there

Luka Chuppi

Kriti Sanon

Family•Comedy
87
# 464
Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai
Nowadays only those people are honest who don't have a password on their mobile phone

Jazbaa

Irrfan Khan

Technology & Science•Comedy
87
# 465
Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai
Be it old or young ... all the women of this world have melodrama in their blood

2 States

Arjun Kapoor

Women•Comedy
87
# 466
Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai
There is no difference between shamelessness and honesty ... the difference lies in the heart of the person listening about it

Namastey London

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Truth & Honesty
87
# 467
Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta
No matter how fast a meter may run ... it can't go ahead of the taxi

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Transportation•Comedy
87
# 468
Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya
You kept working, I kept loving ... your name was getting bigger, I was getting more shameful

London Dreams

Salman Khan

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
87
# 469
Ho sakta hai aap logon ko main thoda sa alag lagon ... iska yeh matlab nahi ki main pagal hoon ... main bahut intelligent hoon ... very smart
It is possible that I may look different to you guys ... that does not mean I am mad ... I am very intelligent ... very smart

My Name Is Khan

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy
87
# 470
Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?
Why are smiling with a twisted face ... are you Shahrukh Khan or what?

Badrinath Ki Dulhania

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
86
# 471
Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai
On seeing you my body becomes hot like a sizzler ... melts like an ice cream ... boils like a boiled egg

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Mahesh Manjrekar

Food & Drinks•Comedy
86
# 472
Paise ... aaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?
Money ... what money are you asking for?

Sholay

Jagdeep

Money•Comedy
86
# 473
Aaj ke zamaane mein sher sirf do hi jagah hifazat se reh sakte hai ... ek circus mein aur doosra chidiya ghar mein
In today's age a tiger can live safely only in two places ... one in a circus and other in a zoo

Soldier

Bobby Deol

Animals & Birds•Comedy
86
# 474
Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double
In love a man lives double the life ... when the whole world is sleeping then he stays awake ... so that's double

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Romance•Life•Comedy
86
# 475
Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai
It is said that my brain should be kept in a museum

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
86
# 476
Hum jaise purane paapi agar bhagwan ko pyare hone lage ... toh uske reputation ka kya hoga
If experienced sinful people like us die ... then God's reputation will go bad

Race 2

John Abraham

Comedy
86
# 477
Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!
Nandu Bhide ... bugs the brain!

Happy New Year

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
85
# 478
Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun
Hey you (God) with the blue umbrella, if you are there then listen to my complaint ... in this world there are so many girls ... atleast select one for me, atleast one

Chal Mere Bhai

Salman Khan

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
Play Video
85
# 479
Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha
Nowadays people don't knock on the door before coming in

Maine Pyar Kiya

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
85
# 480
Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai
Every body has an expiry date

Jism 2

Arunoday Singh

Adult•Comedy
85
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Dil Ka Haal Sune Dilwala
Shree 420
 Line Maar Le
Line Maar Le
Humse Badhkar Kaun
 Gori Zara Hans De Tu
Gori Zara Hans De Tu
Asli Naqli (1962)
 Palat - Tera Hero Idhar Hai
Palat - Tera Hero Idhar Hai
Main Tera Hero
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Chor Bazari
Love Aaj Kal (2009)
 Dekha Na Haaye Re
Dekha Na Haaye Re
Bombay To Goa
 Ibn-e-batuta
Ibn-e-batuta
Ishqiya
 Mere Bhole Balam
Mere Bhole Balam
Padosan
 Kahan Raja Bhoj
Kahan Raja Bhoj
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