Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai

Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum?

Nark mein hoon ... par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon

Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai?

Hello dear, never fear ... Raj is here

Yeh kaunsa tha jaam joh tune pila diya ... is sirphere ka sara system hila diya

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Aaj ke zamaane mein sher sirf do hi jagah hifazat se reh sakte hai ... ek circus mein aur doosra chidiya ghar mein

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

Hum jaise purane paapi agar bhagwan ko pyare hone lage ... toh uske reputation ka kya hoga

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

Mai Hyderabad ki potti ... aankhan nikaal ke goti khelti goti

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

Chalo utho ... abhi tumhe bahut pitna hai

Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai

Abhi mood nahin hai