Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai

Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

Ho sakta hai aap logon ko main thoda sa alag lagon ... iska yeh matlab nahi ki main pagal hoon ... main bahut intelligent hoon ... very smart

Hollywood kare toh wow ... Tollywood kare toh how

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

Aaj ke zamaane mein sher sirf do hi jagah hifazat se reh sakte hai ... ek circus mein aur doosra chidiya ghar mein

Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

Hum jaise purane paapi agar bhagwan ko pyare hone lage ... toh uske reputation ka kya hoga

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Paise ... aaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai