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# 461

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

It doesn't have pine neither apple ... still it is called pineapple

Bol Bachchan

Ajay Devgan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
88
# 462

Hollywood kare toh wow ... Tollywood kare toh how

If Hollywood does it, then people say wow ... but if Telugu cinema does it, then people say how

Dil Bechara

Sushant Singh Rajput

Comedy
87
# 463

Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai

Your family is like the mobile network ... wherever we go, it's always there

Luka Chuppi

Kriti Sanon

Family•Comedy
87
# 464

Aaj kal shareef sirf woh hota hai jiske mobile mein password nahi hota hai

Nowadays only those people are honest who don't have a password on their mobile phone

Jazbaa

Irrfan Khan

Technology & Science•Comedy
87
# 465

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai

Be it old or young ... all the women of this world have melodrama in their blood

2 States

Arjun Kapoor

Women•Comedy
87
# 466

Besharami aur imaandari farak kuch nahi haunda hai ... farak sirf sunne waale de dil vich haunda hai

There is no difference between shamelessness and honesty ... the difference lies in the heart of the person listening about it

Namastey London

Akshay Kumar

Comedy•Truth & Honesty
87
# 467

Meter kitna bhi tezz bhaag le ... taxi se aage nahi bhaag sakta

No matter how fast a meter may run ... it can't go ahead of the taxi

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Transportation•Comedy
87
# 468

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

You kept working, I kept loving ... your name was getting bigger, I was getting more shameful

London Dreams

Salman Khan

Shayari•Comedy
Play Video
87
# 469

Ho sakta hai aap logon ko main thoda sa alag lagon ... iska yeh matlab nahi ki main pagal hoon ... main bahut intelligent hoon ... very smart

It is possible that I may look different to you guys ... that does not mean I am mad ... I am very intelligent ... very smart

My Name Is Khan

Shahrukh Khan

Comedy
87
# 470

Tumhe dekhkar mera badan sizzler ki tarah hot ho jaata hai ... ice cream ki tarah pighalta hai ... boiled ande ki tarah ubalta hai

On seeing you my body becomes hot like a sizzler ... melts like an ice cream ... boils like a boiled egg

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Mahesh Manjrekar

Food & Drinks•Comedy
86
# 471

Paise ... aaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?

Money ... what money are you asking for?

Sholay

Jagdeep

Money•Comedy
86
# 472

Aaj ke zamaane mein sher sirf do hi jagah hifazat se reh sakte hai ... ek circus mein aur doosra chidiya ghar mein

In today's age a tiger can live safely only in two places ... one in a circus and other in a zoo

Soldier

Bobby Deol

Animals & Birds•Comedy
86
# 473

Pyar mein aadmi double jeeta hai ... jab poori duniya soyi rehti hai tab bhi woh jaage rehta hai ... ho gaya na double

In love a man lives double the life ... when the whole world is sleeping then he stays awake ... so that's double

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Imran Khan

Romance•Life•Comedy
86
# 474

Kehte hai ki mera dimaag museum mein rakhne layak hai

It is said that my brain should be kept in a museum

Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

Akshay Kumar

Comedy
86
# 475

Hum jaise purane paapi agar bhagwan ko pyare hone lage ... toh uske reputation ka kya hoga

If experienced sinful people like us die ... then God's reputation will go bad

Race 2

John Abraham

Comedy
86
# 476

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Why are smiling with a twisted face ... are you Shahrukh Khan or what?

Badrinath Ki Dulhania

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
85
# 477

Nandu Bhide ... dimaag mein keede!

Nandu Bhide ... bugs the brain!

Happy New Year

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy
Play Video
85
# 478

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Hey you (God) with the blue umbrella, if you are there then listen to my complaint ... in this world there are so many girls ... atleast select one for me, atleast one

Chal Mere Bhai

Salman Khan

Shayari•Romance•Comedy
Play Video
85
# 479

Aaj kal darwaaze pe knock karke aane ka zamaana nahin raha

Nowadays people don't knock on the door before coming in

Maine Pyar Kiya

Salman Khan

Comedy
Play Video
85
# 480

Har jism ki ek expiry date hoti hai

Every body has an expiry date

Jism 2

Arunoday Singh

Adult•Comedy
85
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