Tawaif ki lutti izzat bachana ... aur tees maar khan ko qaid karna ... dono bekaar hai

Yeh shokhi, yeh adaayen, yeh baankpan ... inki keemat bhala duniya tay kar sakti hai kya ... achcha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package mein kuch kam karti hai kya

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?

Tum kya leke aaye the, kya leke jaoge ... nange chale aaye the, nange hi chale jaoge

Nark mein hoon ... par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Hello dear, never fear ... Raj is here

Woh lover toh main killer

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi

Bahut khoobsurat hai ... yaar matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai

Ab mujhe life mein khushi chahiye ... khud-khushi nahi

Anna tum logo ko ganne ki tarah chil chil ke chota kar daalega ... samjha na?

Main maroonga to bullet se hi maroonga ... BP ya sugar se nahi

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Mai Hyderabad ki potti ... aankhan nikaal ke goti khelti goti

Prem naam hai mera ... Prem Chopra

Abhi mood nahin hai