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# 481

Tawaif ki lutti izzat bachana ... aur tees maar khan ko qaid karna ... dono bekaar hai


Saving a prostitute from rape ... and captivating the great one ... are both a waste

# 482

Itna susu laate kahan se ho tum?


Where do you get so much urine from?

# 483

Tum kya leke aaye the, kya leke jaoge ... nange chale aaye the, nange hi chale jaoge


What did you get and what will you take with you ... you had come naked and you'll go naked

# 484

Nark mein hoon ... par swarg ka raasta jaanti hoon


I am in hell ... but I know the way to heaven

# 485

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta


Anyone can give a cheap threat by using 50 paise (in a public phone)

# 486

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses


There are no classes for kiss ... it's just a hit with the masses

# 487

Yeh shokhi, yeh adaayen, yeh baankpan ... inki keemat bhala duniya tay kar sakti hai kya ... achcha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package mein kuch kam karti hai kya


This vividness, this grace, this jolliness ... how can the world put a price on these ... ok, atleast tell me if you can reduce the price if I take all three as a package

# 488

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani


This suit is not Indian, it's Armani ... one slap I'll give you and your face will frown

# 489

Hello dear, never fear ... Raj is here


Hello dear, never fear ... Raj is here

# 490

Woh lover toh main killer


If he is a lover then I am a killer

# 491

Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!


Friends I have an idea ... I have a grand idea!

# 492

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi


She is that Seema who has no limits ... and she is that Seema who has no insurance of her character

# 493

Bahut khoobsurat hai ... yaar matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai


She is very beautiful ... meaning Katrina Kaif is nothing near her

# 494

Ab mujhe life mein khushi chahiye ... khud-khushi nahi


Now I want happiness in life ... not suicide

# 495

Anna tum logo ko ganne ki tarah chil chil ke chota kar daalega ... samjha na?


Anna will peel you like a sugarcane and will make you small ... got it?

# 496

Main maroonga to bullet se hi maroonga ... BP ya sugar se nahi


If I die, I'll die only from a bullet ... not from blood pressure or diabetes

# 497

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya


Oh uncle, I have become an uncle

# 498

Mai Hyderabad ki potti ... aankhan nikaal ke goti khelti goti


I'm a Hyderabadi girl ... I'll remove your eyes and play marbles with it

# 499

Prem naam hai mera ... Prem Chopra


My name is Prem ... Prem Chopra

# 500

Abhi mood nahin hai


I am not in the mood

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