Tum kya leke aaye the, kya leke jaoge ... nange chale aaye the, nange hi chale jaoge

Paise ... aaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?

Joh dikhta hai humko lagta hai, hai ... aur joh nahi dikhta humko lagta hai, nahi hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi joh dikhta hai, woh nahi hota ... aur joh nahi dikhta, woh hota hai

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes ... it's just a hit with the masses

Bahut khoobsurat hai ... yaar matlab Katrina Kaif fail hai

Prem naam hai mera ... Prem Chopra

Tawaif ki lutti izzat bachana ... aur tees maar khan ko qaid karna ... dono bekaar hai

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

Dil ko rashtriya khel ghoshit kar dena chahiye ... sab khelte hai iske saath

Abhe oye sadhe huye tamatar ki phu-phundi waali chutney ... baasi kadhi ke baas marte huye besan ... zamane ke bighade huye fashion ... jaale huye aloo ki kaalak, keedhe pade huye paalak ... phitkari ki phitkar, auraton ki dhutkar ... dekh kaise khadi karta hoon main teri khaat aur kaise lagata hoon main teri vaat

Aathana dalke do kaudi ki dhamki toh koi bhi de sakta

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi

Anna tum logo ko ganne ki tarah chil chil ke chota kar daalega ... samjha na?

No Hindustani, suit Armani ... ek thappad khani, mooh pe barah baj jaani

Woh lover toh main killer

Neeli chatri waale, agar tu hai toh meri fariyad sun ... is duniya mein kahi ladkiyan hai ... ek toh, arre ek toh mere liye chun

Main maroonga to bullet se hi maroonga ... BP ya sugar se nahi

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Hamari jail mein surang?

Yeh shokhi, yeh adaayen, yeh baankpan ... inki keemat bhala duniya tay kar sakti hai kya ... achcha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package mein kuch kam karti hai kya