Kabhi kabhi divorce mein shaadi se zyada sukoon milta hai

Humour achchi hai ... thoda sense daloge toh sense of humour ho sakta hai

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Kaanon mein ho baali, naak mein nathni, gaale mein haar, kamar mein chaabiyon ka guchha, paon mein payal ... aur haan agar haathon mein ho kangana ... toh kahan jayega sajna?

Apni biwi ko hamesha is dokhe mein rakho ki har baar wohi jeetti hai ... sukhi rahoge

Pehle information ... phir action

Yeh saala bhoolne ki aadat main kab bhoolunga

Koyle ko kitna bhi sabun lagao ... woh kaala ka kaala hi rahega

Aap gayab hoti hai milne ke liye ... aur milti hai gayab hone ke liye

Akhbaar khabaron se nahi ... balki masaledaar khabron se chalta hai

Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Tera gaana sunke toh behra bhi tujhe apne ghar se nikaal dega

Abhe tu chal ... bavasir ka phoda!

Upar waale pe sabko full on bharosa hai ... har ek ke dil mein umeed ka samosa hai

Tumhare potty se gulaab baraste hai kya?

Bhagwan ne tumhe overtime karke banaya hai

Zindagi mein cool hone ke liye ... namakool hona chahiye re

Choti choti jagahon par choti choti baatein ... kaafi important hoti hai

Jaise hawa aur roshni ke aava gaman ke liye ghar mein khidki hoti hai ... ussi prakaar shareer mein hawa aur pani ke aava gaman ke liye dhoti hoti hai

Aachar ki botal mein kabhi murabba nahi rakhna chahiye