Unke dekhne se joh aa jaati hai chehre pe raunak ... woh samajhte hai bimaar ka haal achcha hai

Jawani bhi aisi hi car hai jis mein brake nahi hota

Chor jab maal pakadta hai, toh usse tijori thodi yaad rehti hai?

Stree maya hai, moh hai, andhakar hai

Pedh ke phal wohi khaata hai ... joh pedh ki daali par baitha hota hai

Roses are red, violets are blue ... Gaurav wishes good morning to you

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai ... aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya ... toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

Ek baar joh biwi ke saamne jhuka ... samjho jhukta hi chala gaya

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ke ... "Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai"

Jisse hone thi sagai ... woh nikli kisi aur ki lugai

Undi the condi of his heart

Bank ke loan ki tarah saans andhar lo ... aur installment ki tarah dhere dhere bahar chodo

Jab kismat mein likhe ho hathode ... toh kahan se milenge pakore?

Imaandari aaj kal sirf bewakoof logon ke paas hi bachi hai

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Jab hum thak ke so rahe the ... yeh so so ke thak rahe the

Galati se galati ho gayi

Jab uparwaale ne teir kismat mein nimboo diya hai ... toh beta, uska nimboo sharbat bana na

Usse haath milane ke baad ... haath ka ungliyan check karna zaroori hota hai