Mera sirf ek screw dheela hai ... baki sab tight hai

Only one of my screws is lose ... all others are tight

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Is duniya mein har cheez ka ilaaj hai ... lekin shaq ka ilaaj NASA ke pass bhi nahi hai

In this world there is a cure for everything ... but even NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) doesn't have a cure for suspicion

Sharaab peena bahut zaroori hai ... varna zindagi adhoori hai

Drinking alcohol is very important ... or else life is incomplete

Aap iske khandan ke baare mein nahi jaante ... iska par-dada 009, iska dada 008, iska baap 007 aur yeh zero zero chakka (006) hai

You don't know about his family ... his great grandfather was 009, his grandfather was 008, his father was 007 and he is 006 (eunuch)

Tum gaye kya jag hua andha kuaan ... rail chhuti reh gaya keval dhuaan

The world became a dark well after you left ... and after the train left only the smoke was remaining

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary

Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata

Until you twist your finger, the clarified butter doesn't come out from the tin ... and until you adopt the crooked path, a twisted person doesn't come on the right track

Hello Mrs. Agarkar ... we all know you love purana cricketer Gavaskar ... but we are very very sorry to tell you there is no one greater than apna Sachin Tendulkar

Hello Mrs. Agarkar ... we all know you love the old cricketer Gavaskar ... but we are very very sorry to tell you that there is no one greater than our Sachin Tendulkar

Idhar ameeron ke liye na ... ladki ek cheez hai aur gareeb ek joke ... gareebon ko saala rehne ke liye kholi nahi milti ... udhar ameeron ke teen teen duplex flats khali pade rehte hai ... kyun ki woh yede foreign mein jaake rehte hai

For the rich people here ... a girl is a thing and a poor person is a joke ... the poor doesn't get a small hut to live in ... and the rich people have 3 or more empty duplex flats ... because those fools live abroad

Kamaal ka country hai America ... hum powder lagate hai aur woh powder khate hai

America is a great country ... we apply powder and they eat powder

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Inspector Bhinde has come ... with the lock of the law in his hands

Agar aap miss world mein khadi ho gayi na ... toh 1st, 2nd, 3rd ka title aap hi ko milega

If you participate in the miss world (contest) ... then you'll only win the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place title

Kayde mein rahega toh fayde mein rahega

If you follow the rules then you'll be in profit

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

To pee under the open sky ... if there is bliss, it is this ... none but this

Mazak jitna bhi badhda ho ... log uspe utna hi zyada haste hai

The more awful a joke is ... that much more people laugh on it

Joh tu bhojan na kar raha hota ... toh aaj tu narak ka bhojan ban gaya hota

If you were not eating food right now ... then today you would have become the food of hell

Jab chacha Shaadilal par chhod di hai baat ... toh koi na koi rishta zaroor aayega haath

When you have trust in your uncle Shaadilal ... then some connection will definitely come forward

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

Manushya joh hai woh aata hai jaane ke liye ... aur hum andar ja rahe hai bahar aane ke liye

A human comes so that he can go ... and we are going inside only to come outside