Zindagi bhar nahi bhoolegi woh barsaat ki raat ... maine jab pakda tha kambakht teri saas ka haath

Khoob phulegi phalegi beti Harparsad ki ... baap ne toh karke shaadi zindagi barbaad ki

Aadmi purani cheezon se ughta jaata hai ... aur nayi cheezon se uthta jaata hai

Lift woh gift hai joh aap jaise logon ko dene ke liye bani hai

Jumma aaye, jumma jaye ... lekin is chumme ki nishani kabhi na mitne paye

Tum yahan mujhe support karne aayi ho ... ki visphoot karne aayi ho

I'm a chooza ... pure chooza!

Lovers ke beech mein ho gayi judaai ... kya phir aage mil payenge, tumhi dekho bhai

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

Jaldi se isse chhod ... varna aa jayega kahani mein ek naya modh ... ho jayegi shamshan ki taraf teri daud ... hai koi iska tera paas todh?

Tolne aur khareedne mein farak hota hai

Itni dawaiyan kha raha hoon ki mera poora shareer ek chemist ki dukaan ban gaya hai

Jab tak ki ghar ki murgi ko koi bahar waala murgi na bole ... tab tak murgi daal hi lagti hai

Mujhe tum logon ko chance deke ... chance nahi lena hai

Ladkon se agar ladna hai toh ladakpan mein aana hi padega ... pachpan se nikalkar bachpan mein aana hi padega

Upar waale ne yeh dil patthar ka banaya hai ... isse shock toh lag sakta hai, lekin kabhi stop nahi ho sakta

Kulhaari ko pair pe maaro, ya pair ko kulhaari pe maaro ... har halat mein pair hi katne waala hai

Pyar ka sabse bada side effect ... shaadi

Hum mein di pyar ki sazaa ... aur khud ladki ke saath maar rahe hai mazaa

Saale tune toh real life mein film ki kahani likh di