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# 2641
Waise toh pyar mein aadmi ki chutti ho jaati hai ... lekin mujhe chutti ke din pyar ho gaya

Usually a person is on a holiday when in love ... but I fell in love on a holiday

# 2642
Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai

When a beautiful girl is herself standing in front of you ... then the pause between her speaking and her actually saying something can feel like months

# 2643
Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

The finger is a wrong one ... but the emotions are the same

# 2644
Maike se aaja biwi, teri yaad mein ho gayi TB ... main kheer samajhkar kha loonga, teri jooti bhi teri gaali bhi

Oh my wife come back from your father's house, I'm having TB (tuberculosis) remembering you ... I'll even bear your shoes and curses, thinking it is a dessert

# 2645
Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Here, hold the alcohol bottle ... take two sips and you'll see Menaka and Rambha

# 2646
Shikaar usne kiya, dil ko taar-taar kiya ... bura kiya joh kisi ladki se pyar kiya

She hunted me, she broke my heart into pieces ... I did a mistake by falling in love with a girl

# 2647
Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

This is whiskey ... the one who drinks it a lot ... his life then leaves the world

# 2648
Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

# 2649
Mera naam hai Ghorpade ... aur mere samne achche achche ghidpade

My name is Ghorpade ... and even the best of the best fall in front of me

# 2650
Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

You are very technical my friend ... be emotional sometimes

# 2651
America jis galeban mein phool daalta hai ... Russia jis galeban mein haar daalta hai ... tumne us galeban pe haath daala?

The neck on which America puts flowers ... the neck on which Russia puts a garland ... you put your hands on that neck?

# 2652
Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

The girl is hot and soft as cream

# 2653
Is ghar ko aag lag gayi ghar ke chirag se ... baat teri meri ban gayi tere dimaag se

The child of this house has put this house on fire ... our work is done using your mind

# 2654
Hum fauj mein the aur hamare desh vasi mauj mein the

I was in the military and the people of my country were having fun

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# 2655
Yeh toh trailer hai ... sari ki sari shooting karti toh puri video library bhar jaati

This is just a trailer ... if I would have shot the entire film then the whole video library would have got filled

# 2656
Naukri milne ke baad kaam rahe na rahe ... lekin naukri dhoondna bahut bada kaam hai

Whether there is work or not after I get a job ... finding a job is big work itself

# 2657
Is boyfriend ko usne pehle se bhi zyada lift diya aur pehle se bhi zyada bada gift diya

She has giving this boyfriend more lift and a much bigger gift than the previous one

# 2658
Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

This is the science of rowdyism ... it's a very tough subject and I am a master in it

# 2659
Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Our scene has turned fully into kerosene

# 2660
Joh kaam maine itni umar mein nahi kiya ... tune itni si umar mein kar liya?

The work that I haven't done in so many years ... you have done that in such a small age?

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