Unke dekhne se joh aa jaati hai chehre pe raunak ... woh samajhte hai bimaar ka haal achcha hai

Stree maya hai, moh hai, andhakar hai

Pedh ke phal wohi khaata hai ... joh pedh ki daali par baitha hota hai

Roses are red, violets are blue ... Gaurav wishes good morning to you

Agar good news nahi suna ... toh tera family bad news sunega

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hota ... woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ke ... "Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai"

Jisse hone thi sagai ... woh nikli kisi aur ki lugai

Undi the condi of his heart

Bank ke loan ki tarah saans andhar lo ... aur installment ki tarah dhere dhere bahar chodo

Imaandari aaj kal sirf bewakoof logon ke paas hi bachi hai

Commonwealth games ke baad Hindustan mein zimmedari nahi uthana common baat ho gayi hai

Jab hum thak ke so rahe the ... yeh so so ke thak rahe the

Galati se galati ho gayi

Usse haath milane ke baad ... haath ka ungliyan check karna zaroori hota hai

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Subah shyam thari ghani yaad aave se, saari raat mujhe jagave se ... aur karne ko toh karlo call tujhe, par customer care ki wah chori baar baar balance low batave se

Leave my red rose you bloody red bullies ... varna tum sabka red red blood flow hoga in all the gallis

Main mazaak nahi ... bullet chhodta hoon