Jab ek tota tumhare samne sakshaat khadi ho ... toh uske bolne aur actually bolne ke beech ke pause mein na mahino nikal sakte hai

Ungli galat hai ... lekin bhavna wohi hai

Maike se aaja biwi, teri yaad mein ho gayi TB ... main kheer samajhkar kha loonga, teri jooti bhi teri gaali bhi

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Shikaar usne kiya, dil ko taar-taar kiya ... bura kiya joh kisi ladki se pyar kiya

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

Mera naam hai Ghorpade ... aur mere samne achche achche ghidpade

Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

America jis galeban mein phool daalta hai ... Russia jis galeban mein haar daalta hai ... tumne us galeban pe haath daala?

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

Is ghar ko aag lag gayi ghar ke chirag se ... baat teri meri ban gayi tere dimaag se

Hum fauj mein the aur hamare desh vasi mauj mein the

Yeh toh trailer hai ... sari ki sari shooting karti toh puri video library bhar jaati

Naukri milne ke baad kaam rahe na rahe ... lekin naukri dhoondna bahut bada kaam hai

Is boyfriend ko usne pehle se bhi zyada lift diya aur pehle se bhi zyada bada gift diya

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Joh kaam maine itni umar mein nahi kiya ... tune itni si umar mein kar liya?

Tum jaise kamine chand logon ko chand mahino ke liye toh bewakoof bana sakte hai ... lekin sab logon ko hamesha ke liye nahi