Hum, hum hai ... tum nahi

Khamosh kyun hai zameen aasman ... kya curfew lag gaya hai meri jaan?

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

Petrol aur jawani hamesha nahi rehne waali ... sambhal ke kharch karo

Baarish ki chand boondein padhi toh, machi is tarah dhoom ... sabi jawan dil, sabi haseen dil gaye nashe mein jhoom

Kachre ke keede ko maarne ke liye Flit bazaar mein milta hai ... magar paap ke keede ko maarne waala Flit saala bana hi nahi hai aaj tak

Vela hona na ... bahut bada kaam hai

Patni ka gawaar hona pati ke liye bhagwan ki dein hoti hai

Aap hasti hai ... toh ghungroo bajhte hai

Khopadiya kaat kar football nahi khela toh mera naam Kalicharan nahi

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Apun ko apna shakal aur kirdaar mein koi confusion nahi hai ... apun jaisa kamina dikhta hai ... waisa hich hai

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon ... yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

Aye sangdil sanam, sahenge hum tera har sitam ... sanam teri kasam, hum dil de chuke sanam

Woh roj raat ko naye ghat ka pani peeti hai

Aaj pehli baar pata chala ki ... sabhi goron ka dil kaala nahi hota

Yeh aap log taaliyan baja rahe hai ... yah rummy ke patte baant rahe hai

Der se uthna sehat ke liye buri baat hoti hai

Mann mein itna loud baat karoge toh awaaz toh aayegi na

Chhodna mat ... pakadke rakh!