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# 2401

Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti

A girl herself is like some nutritious food ... you don't need any tonic or herbal mixture after you see one

Nawabzaade

Unknown

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2402

Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai

This is Punjab ... here we fight in the night and then we invite in the morning

Yamla Pagla Deewana Phir Se

Bobby Deol

City & Places•Comedy
5
# 2403

Mat samajhna ki haath dikhage rok lega BST hoon ... main tera khoon choos loonga EST hoon

Don't think that I'm a commuter bus that you'll wave your hand and stop ... I'm a disease and I'll suck your blood

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy•Transportation
5
# 2404

Hone wale miyan ke tareefon ke pul baand rahe hai ... baraat kam lagta hai khule saand khade hai ... aise bhi kya heere jadhe hai ... darshan chote bas naam badhe hai

Everyone is praising the to be groom ... they seem more like wild bulls rather than the wedding procession ... does he have diamonds on him ... only his name is big but his deeds are small

Bhoomi

Aditi Rao Hydari

Shayari•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
# 2405

Aaj kal sirf do kisam ki painting ki demand hai ... ek woh joh raeeson ke bedroom ki shobha bada sake ... aur doosri woh joh kisi ki samajh mein na aa sake

These days only two types of painting are in demand ... first those which look good in the bedroom of rich people ... and second those which no one can understand

Mere Jeevan Saathi (1972)

Unknown

Comedy
5
# 2406

Baba matlab note jhapat ... dikha jannat ka shortcut

A religious saint means to jump on money ... by showing people the shortcut to heaven

Global Baba

Pankaj Tripathi

Money•Comedy
5
# 2407

Dena hai poora do sammaan ... mat do adhoora gyaan

If you want to give, then give full respect ... but don't give incomplete knowledge

Uvaa

Unknown

Education•Comedy
5
# 2408

Aap toh apne aap mein ATM hai ... (bole toh) ... All Time Mahatma

You yourself are an ATM ... (what do you mean) ... All Time Mahatma

Gandhigiri

Mukesh Tiwari

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2409

Sunehre aksharon mein jayegi aapki kahani rachi ... aur cheer dalenge hum tumhari jaan bachi kuchi

Your story will be written in golden words ... and I'll tear apart your remaining life

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Shayari•Comedy
5
# 2410

Jis umar mein tujhe kabar ke bare mein sochna chahiye ... us umar mein tu lover banne ki soch raha hai

In the age when you should think about a grave ... in that age you're thinking about becoming a lover

Freaky Ali

Arbaaz Khan

Comedy
5
# 2411

Guru gudh hi reh gaya ... chela shakkar ban gaya

The trainer remained as jaggery ... while the student turned into sugar

Magadheera

Chiranjeevi

Food & Drinks•Comedy
5
# 2412

Ab kisi ka bhi nahi hoga baal baanka ... bachenge kaki aur kaka ... sabki maa ka Saki Naka

Now no one will be in trouble ... only grandma and grandpa will remain ... and everyone else will go to hell

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Krishna Abhishek

Adult•Comedy
5
# 2413

Tera bhi jawaab nahi uparwaale ... chokri na mili, naukri mil gayi ... stree na mili, istree mil gayi

God you're great ... I didn't find a girl, but I found a job ... I didn't find a woman, but I found an iron

Dil Hi To Hai

Kader Khan

Comedy•Women•Job & Career
5
# 2414

Musibate teen sau saat ... phir bhi saala thaat pe thaat

The problems of section 307 (of The Indian Penal Code) are on you ... but still you're showing attitude

Desi Kattey

Murli Sharma

Law & Order•Comedy
5
# 2415

Yeh Global Baba ka kal kya hoga pata nahi ... lekin aaj iska bal global hai

We don't know what will happen to Global Baba tomorrow ... but today his power is global

Global Baba

Akhilendra Mishra

Comedy•World & Universe
5
# 2416

Agar Bollywood cinema nahi hota toh shayad main nahi hota

Had there not been Bollywood cinema, then I wouldn't have been there

Bollywood Diaries

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2417

Kaun khada hai, kaun adda hai ... aye Manoranjana meri jaan, yeh bhootnath aaj phir tumhare peeche pada hai

Who is standing, who is blocking ... hey Manoranjana my love, this ghost again today is running behind you

Gang of Ghosts

Rajpal Yadav

Shayari•Comedy•Horror
Play Video
5
# 2418

Dulhan wohi joh piya mann bhaye ... aur dahej lekar aaye

A bride should be one who is loved by her groom ... and one who brings dowry with her

Divorce

Jagdeep

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
5
# 2419

Kis lallu se meri behen ne pallu bandha ... ek number ke ullu se ghar waalon ne rishta maanga

Which crazy person did my sister marry ... my family members asked a high quality fool for his hand

Kis Kis Ki Kismat

Unknown

Family•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
5
# 2420

Aaise kahi badan hote hai jinka paseena scent se bhi zyada khushbudar hota hai

There are so many bodies whose sweat has more fragrance than a perfume

Phool Khile Hain Gulshan Gulshan

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
5
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