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# 2401
Chhodna mat ... pakadke rakh!
Don't leave it ... catch it!

Tezaab

Chunky Pandey

Comedy
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# 2402
Oh ho shikaar!
Oh ho prey!

Chashme Buddoor (1981)

Rakesh Bedi

Comedy
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# 2403
Zabaan agar meethi ho toh apno ka bhi kaam ho jata hai ... aur doosron ka bhi
If the tongue is sweet then our work gets done ... and even others

Nastik

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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# 2404
Hormones dimag mein gus jaate hai ... aur dimag sadh jaata hai
Hormones get inside the mind ... and the mind gets rusted

Kambakkht Ishq

Kiron Kher

Comedy
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# 2405
Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye
I have advised you so many times ... that with your TV ... never connect someone else's DVD player

Do Knot Disturb

Manoj Pahwa

Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 2406
Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi
Brother, prison is my in-laws home ... everyday there will be a party with dancer girls

Aakrosh

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
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# 2407
Chudeil ... keede pade tere mooh mein
Bitch ... may bugs fall in your mouth

Unknown

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Drama
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# 2408
Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin
Virgin oil is healthy ... not a virgin male

Stree 2: Sarkate Ka Aatank

Unknown

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 2409
Paiso ki kami nahi hai mujhe ... kissi se bhi udhaar le loonga
I have no lack of money ... as I can borrow from anyone

Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video

Tiku Talsania

Money•Comedy
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# 2410
Mohabbat mein aashiq raat ki neend, din ka chain, bank balance, mobile ka top-up, sab kho dete hai ... maine toh phir bhi dimaag ka ek pench hi khoya hai
Lovers in love lose their sleep at night, their peace during the day, their bank balance, their mobile recharge, everything ... I've only lost one screw of my brain

Roohi

Varun Sharma

Comedy•Romance
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# 2411
Joh na karta tumse pyar ... usko maaro jootey char
The one who doesn't love you ... hit that person with shoes

Madam Chief Minister

Richa Chadda

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 2412
Har taale ki ek chaabi hoti hai ... aur jiski chaabi nahi na hoti, uski hathodi hoti hai
Every lock comes with a key ... and the one that doesn't come with a key, there's a hammer for that

Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari

Diljit Dosanjh

Comedy
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# 2413
Arre made in China Mastani ... teri masti main nikalta hoon ... dikha na paaye face kisi ko ... teri naak abhi main kaat'ta hoon
Hey made in China Mastani ... I'll fix your naughtiness ... you won't be able to show your face to anyone ... as I'll cut your nose out

Ludo

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
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# 2414
Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte
How should I praise you, as I can't seem to find the words ... and you can't find such great guys in such a low budget

Shimla Mirchi

Shakti Kapoor

Shayari•Comedy
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# 2415
Saala jitna tumhara shakal badsoorat hai utna tumhara aatma kaala hai ... itna kaala ki jab tumhara shareer se tumhara aatma niklega toh surya grahan padh jayega
Your soul is black just like your ugly face ... it's so black that when your soul will leave your body then there'll be a solar eclipse

Jhootha Kahin Ka

Jimmy Shergill

Comedy
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# 2416
Bruce Lee se zyada zaroori ab life mein saheli hai
A girlfriend is more important in your life than Bruce Lee

Mard Ko Dard Nahi Hota

Mahesh Manjrekar

Comedy
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# 2417
Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega
This mansion and this fort will remain here ... but his pant's string will always be lose ... he was a naughty guy yesterday, he's a naughty guy even today, and he'll be a naughty guy even tomorrow

Rangeela Raja

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
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# 2418
Abhe kabab mein haddi ... chhed wali chaddi
You're like a bone in the flesh ... and you're like an underwear with a hole

Fryday

Govinda

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
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# 2419
Mat samajhna ki haath dikhage rok lega BST hoon ... main tera khoon choos loonga EST hoon
Don't think that I'm a commuter bus that you'll wave your hand and stop ... I'm a disease and I'll suck your blood

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy•Transportation
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# 2420
Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the
You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman

Kaalakaandi

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy•Adult
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