Oh ho shikaar!

Zabaan agar meethi ho toh apno ka bhi kaam ho jata hai ... aur doosron ka bhi

Hormones dimag mein gus jaate hai ... aur dimag sadh jaata hai

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai ... ki apni TV set ke saath ... doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

Jail to hamra sasural hai bhaiya ... roz item girl party hogi

Chudeil ... keede pade tere mooh mein

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin

Paiso ki kami nahi hai mujhe ... kissi se bhi udhaar le loonga

Mohabbat mein aashiq raat ki neend, din ka chain, bank balance, mobile ka top-up, sab kho dete hai ... maine toh phir bhi dimaag ka ek pench hi khoya hai

Joh na karta tumse pyar ... usko maaro jootey char

Har taale ki ek chaabi hoti hai ... aur jiski chaabi nahi na hoti, uski hathodi hoti hai

Arre made in China Mastani ... teri masti main nikalta hoon ... dikha na paaye face kisi ko ... teri naak abhi main kaat'ta hoon

Tareef kya karoon main aapki, words nahi milte ... itne kam budget mein aise honhar balak nahi milte

Saala jitna tumhara shakal badsoorat hai utna tumhara aatma kaala hai ... itna kaala ki jab tumhara shareer se tumhara aatma niklega toh surya grahan padh jayega

Bruce Lee se zyada zaroori ab life mein saheli hai

Yeh mahal rahega, qila rahega ... iska naada dheela rahega ... yeh raja rangeela kal bhi tha, yeh raja rangeela aaj bhi hai, yeh raja rangeela kal bhi rahega

Abhe kabab mein haddi ... chhed wali chaddi

Mat samajhna ki haath dikhage rok lega BST hoon ... main tera khoon choos loonga EST hoon

Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the

Zindagi mein kabhi teen cheezon ko ignore mat karo ... ek toh foreign ka call, doosra UK ka Hall, aur teesra jhadte huye baal