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# 2421
Ladki apne aap mein hi ek paushtik aahar hoti hai ... jise dekhne ke baad kisi tonic ya chyawanprash ki zaroorat nahi padti
A girl herself is like some nutritious food ... you don't need any tonic or herbal mixture after you see one

Nawabzaade

Unknown

Women•Food & Drinks•Comedy
6
# 2422
Mat samajhna ki haath dikhage rok lega BST hoon ... main tera khoon choos loonga EST hoon
Don't think that I'm a commuter bus that you'll wave your hand and stop ... I'm a disease and I'll suck your blood

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy•Transportation
6
# 2423
Aap sir hamare khandan par kalank hai ... aap nange TV par gir gaye ... aap nange ladies par nahi gir sakte the
You're a disgrace to our family ... you fell naked on the TV ... why couldn't you fall naked on a woman

Kaalakaandi

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy•Adult
6
# 2424
Zindagi mein kabhi teen cheezon ko ignore mat karo ... ek toh foreign ka call, doosra UK ka Hall, aur teesra jhadte huye baal
In life never ignore these three things ... first an international call, second the UK Hall, and third hair that's falling apart

Sweetiee Weds NRI

Darshan Jariwala

Comedy
6
# 2425
Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif
Boys these days have lost their mind ... they look like a sucked mango and they want a girl like Katrina Kaif

Shubh Mangal Saavdhan

Unknown

Men•Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2426
Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai
The fart of elders is like blessings for the young ones

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
6
# 2427
Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai
Whether the municipality tap pours water or not ... there's always water flowing from her eyes

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
6
# 2428
Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai
These days a stolen purse, a nurse in a government hospital, honesty in people, a bachelorette and a government job ... are very hard to find

Gandhigiri

Unknown

Comedy•Government
6
# 2429
Sarphire hi itihaas likhte hai ... samajhdar usse padhte hai
Crazy people create history ... and the smart people just read it

Wedding Anniversary

Nana Patekar

Comedy
6
# 2430
Nobody is virgin in this world ... yahan tak ki kudrat bhi virgin nahi hai ... updar baadal ek doosre se chhedkhani karte hai ... neeche hum bheeg jaate hai ... kehte hai baarish ho gayi
Nobody is virgin in this world ... not even nature is a virgin ... the clouds tease each other in the skies ... and we get drenched down here ... and we say that it's raining

Wedding Anniversary

Nana Patekar

Comedy•Weather
6
# 2431
Mujhse related sari cheezein world mein ban hai ... toh mere glasses bhi Ray-Ban hi honge na
Everything related to me is banned in the world ... hence my glasses should also be Ray-Ban

Coffee With D

Zakir Hussain

Comedy
6
# 2432
Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi
The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
6
# 2433
Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing
Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... first engagement ring, then wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Love Games

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2434
Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai
The poet Tulsidas has said that ... a teacher's chest is bigger than your parents position

Days of Tafree

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2435
No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra
No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2436
Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi
Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2437
I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan
I'm speaking completely in English ... forget the right and the wrong ... I'm wearing an awesome suit ... but still my underwear is Indian ... I'm a villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow is my style

Tashan

Anil Kapoor

Rowdyism•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
6
# 2438
Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai
Everyone loves their wife ... and even if they don't, yet they do the acting of loving her

Talvar

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy
6
# 2439
Choriyon ko jahan bhi proposal ka andesha ho ... unhe do hi jagah nazar aati hai ... courtroom aur washroom ... courtroom se shaadi ho jaati hai aur washroom se azaadi
Wherever girls sense the intention of a proposal ... they only look for two places ... courtroom and washroom ... in the courtroom they can get married and from the washroom they can run away

Badmashiyaan

Unknown

Women•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2440
Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho
You people who take viagra have this problem ... that you suspect a lot

Direct Ishq

Unknown

Comedy•Adult
6
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Mard
 Dil Ka Haal Sune Dilwala
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Shree 420
 My Name Is Ali
My Name Is Ali
Dhoom 2
 Sheher Mein
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Rockstar
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 Main Laila Laila Chilaunga
Main Laila Laila Chilaunga
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Kabir Most Wanted Munda
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Chahe Koi Mujhe Junglee Kahe
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