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# 2421

Zindagi mein kabhi teen cheezon ko ignore mat karo ... ek toh foreign ka call, doosra UK ka Hall, aur teesra jhadte huye baal

In life never ignore these three things ... first an international call, second the UK Hall, and third hair that's falling apart

Sweetiee Weds NRI

Darshan Jariwala

Comedy

# 2422

# 2423

Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai

The fart of elders is like blessings for the young ones

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy

# 2424

Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai

Whether the municipality tap pours water or not ... there's always water flowing from her eyes

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy

# 2425

Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai

These days a stolen purse, a nurse in a government hospital, honesty in people, a bachelorette and a government job ... are very hard to find

Gandhigiri

Unknown

Comedy•Government

# 2426

Sarphire hi itihaas likhte hai ... samajhdar usse padhte hai

Crazy people create history ... and the smart people just read it

Wedding Anniversary

Nana Patekar

Comedy

# 2427

Nobody is virgin in this world ... yahan tak ki kudrat bhi virgin nahi hai ... updar baadal ek doosre se chhedkhani karte hai ... neeche hum bheeg jaate hai ... kehte hai baarish ho gayi

Nobody is virgin in this world ... not even nature is a virgin ... the clouds tease each other in the skies ... and we get drenched down here ... and we say that it's raining

Wedding Anniversary

Nana Patekar

Comedy•Weather

# 2428

Mujhse related sari cheezein world mein ban hai ... toh mere glasses bhi Ray-Ban hi honge na

Everything related to me is banned in the world ... hence my glasses should also be Ray-Ban

Coffee With D

Zakir Hussain

Comedy

# 2429

Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi

The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2430

Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... first engagement ring, then wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Love Games

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

# 2431

# 2432

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

# 2433

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

# 2434

I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan

I'm speaking completely in English ... forget the right and the wrong ... I'm wearing an awesome suit ... but still my underwear is Indian ... I'm a villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow is my style

Tashan

Anil Kapoor

Rowdyism•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy