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# 2421
Zindagi mein kabhi teen cheezon ko ignore mat karo ... ek toh foreign ka call, doosra UK ka Hall, aur teesra jhadte huye baal
In life never ignore these three things ... first an international call, second the UK Hall, and third hair that's falling apart

Sweetiee Weds NRI

Darshan Jariwala

Comedy
6
# 2422
Yeh aaj kal ke ladkon ka na dimaag hi kharab hai ... shakal chhuse bhar ki aur ladki chahiye Katrina Kaif
Boys these days have lost their mind ... they look like a sucked mango and they want a girl like Katrina Kaif

Shubh Mangal Saavdhan

Unknown

Men•Comedy
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6
# 2423
Buzurgon ki paad toh bachon ke liye aashirwad samaan hoti hai
The fart of elders is like blessings for the young ones

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
6
# 2424
Municipality ke nal se pani aaye na aaye ... inki aankhon se behna shuru ho jaata hai
Whether the municipality tap pours water or not ... there's always water flowing from her eyes

Guest Iin London

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
6
# 2425
Aaj kal maara hua purse, sarkari aspatal mein nurse, logon mein imaandari, ladki kunwari, naukri sarkari ... kahan milti hai bhai
These days a stolen purse, a nurse in a government hospital, honesty in people, a bachelorette and a government job ... are very hard to find

Gandhigiri

Unknown

Comedy•Government
6
# 2426
Sarphire hi itihaas likhte hai ... samajhdar usse padhte hai
Crazy people create history ... and the smart people just read it

Wedding Anniversary

Nana Patekar

Comedy
6
# 2427
Nobody is virgin in this world ... yahan tak ki kudrat bhi virgin nahi hai ... updar baadal ek doosre se chhedkhani karte hai ... neeche hum bheeg jaate hai ... kehte hai baarish ho gayi
Nobody is virgin in this world ... not even nature is a virgin ... the clouds tease each other in the skies ... and we get drenched down here ... and we say that it's raining

Wedding Anniversary

Nana Patekar

Comedy•Weather
6
# 2428
Mujhse related sari cheezein world mein ban hai ... toh mere glasses bhi Ray-Ban hi honge na
Everything related to me is banned in the world ... hence my glasses should also be Ray-Ban

Coffee With D

Zakir Hussain

Comedy
6
# 2429
Haath hilaate reh gaya mardon ka mela ... lekin nahi aayi kabhi milan ki bela ... Ragini ne apni jawani ki bhook ko jhela ... lekin uske baap ne nahi khane diya ek bhi kela ... arre kela toh door na mili usse koi kakdi ... na kisi mard ki baahon mein kheli woh pakda pakdi
The gathering of men was left waving their hands ... but the season of union never came ... Ragini handled the hunger of her youth ... but her dad didn't let her eat even one banana ... forget a banana, she didn't even get one cucumber ... and neither did she play catch me, in any man's arms

Great Grand Masti

Sudesh Lehri

Adult•Food & Drinks•Comedy
6
# 2430
Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... pehle engagement ring, phir wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing
Marriage with Om was like the 5 rings ... first engagement ring, then wedding ring, then suffering, then enduring and finally torturing

Love Games

Unknown

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2431
Tulsidas ji ne kaha hai ... ke matra pita se ooncha guru ka stann hota hai
The poet Tulsidas has said that ... a teacher's chest is bigger than your parents position

Days of Tafree

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
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6
# 2432
No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra
No commitment, only entertainment ... no marriage, only night ... no wedding necklace, only kamasutra

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2433
Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi
Before you get married ... jump on two or three more horses

Mastizaade

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2434
I am speaking in English fully ... sahi galat ko maaro goli ... I am wearing a suit tanatan ... underwear is phir bhi Indian ... I am villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow iz my tashan
I'm speaking completely in English ... forget the right and the wrong ... I'm wearing an awesome suit ... but still my underwear is Indian ... I'm a villain of old tradition ... this my dear fellow is my style

Tashan

Anil Kapoor

Rowdyism•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
6
# 2435
Har koi apni biwi ko pyar toh karta hi hai ... aur na bhi karta ho toh karne ki acting toh karta hi hai
Everyone loves their wife ... and even if they don't, yet they do the acting of loving her

Talvar

Unknown

Husband & Wife•Comedy
6
# 2436
Choriyon ko jahan bhi proposal ka andesha ho ... unhe do hi jagah nazar aati hai ... courtroom aur washroom ... courtroom se shaadi ho jaati hai aur washroom se azaadi
Wherever girls sense the intention of a proposal ... they only look for two places ... courtroom and washroom ... in the courtroom they can get married and from the washroom they can run away

Badmashiyaan

Unknown

Women•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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6
# 2437
Tum saala viagra khane waalon ka yehi problem hai ... shak bahut karte ho
You people who take viagra have this problem ... that you suspect a lot

Direct Ishq

Unknown

Comedy•Adult
6
# 2438
Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah ... phir maroonga toofan ki tarah ... and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah
First I'll hit like a human ... then I'll hit like a storm ... and finally I'll hit like Salman

Mastizaade

Unknown

Action•Comedy
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6
# 2439
Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli
She turned out to be Hitler's mom

Love Shagun

Unknown

Comedy•Parents
6
# 2440
Dheere dheere pyar ko badhana hai aur hadh se guzar jaana hai ... pyar, mohabbat, dosti, I don't know ... lekin woh joh hadh se guzar jaane waala part hai na ... woh ho jayega
Slowly slowly we have to grow love and we have to cross the limits ... love, romance, friendship, I don't know ... but the part of crossing the limit ... that will happen

Bhaag Johnny

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Romance•Friendship
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