Ishq jab ek taraf hoye toh sazaa deta hai ... aur jab dono taraf hoye toh mazaa deta hai

When love is one sided then it punishes ... and when it's on both sides then it gives rejoicement

Agar hota koi bhai ka beta toh woh hum mein kehta chacha ... aur agar bhai hi na ho toh aaya kahan se yeh bhatija

If I had a brother who had a son then he would have called me uncle ... but since I don't have a brother then from where did this nephew come

Ishq kare koi kisi se hum mein kya harz hai bhai ... nuksaan joh hamara hoga kaun karega bharpai

Why would I be bothered if people are in love ... but if I'm at loss then who will pay for it

Nahi dalenge hum haath izzat pe tumhari ... pehnayenge mangalsutra yahi khwaish hai hamari

I won't raise my hand on your honour ... but it's my wish to make you wear a wedding necklace

Janam tera is duniya mein kabhi nahi hoga ... main shaadi nahi karoonga, tu paida kaise hoga?

You will never be born in this world ... because I won't get married, so how will you be born?

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh samajhke na joh samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... teri samajh hi samajh nahi hai, samajh parayi ko bhi toh samajho ... samajh parayi ko joh na samajhe ... meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai

After thinking and understanding try to understand the thought ... even thinking and understanding is a thought ... the one who doesn't understand even after thinking and understanding is silly in my opinion ... your thought is not the only thought, try to understand someone else's thought as well ... the one who doesn't understand someone else's thought ... is silly in my opinion

Aaiyash nigahon ko multiplex bhi maikhana lagta hai ... lehenge mein lapeto toh Rustam bhi Rukhsana lagta hai

Even a multiplex looks like a bar to the passionate eyes ... and even a guy in a skirt looks like a girl to him

Har nakamyab aadmi ke andar ek kavi chupa hi hota hai ... aur har kamyab kavi doosri sab cheezon mein nakamyab rehta hai

Inside every unsuccessful man there is a hidden poet ... and every successful poet is unsuccessful in everything else

Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi

So many bullets will get fired in your ass ... that you'll even have to eat food lying on your stomach

Log kehte hai ki shaadi ke baad zimmedari badh jaati hai ... asli zimmedari toh saali divorce ke baad badhti hai ... yeh koi nahi batata

People say that responsibilities increase after marriage ... but the real responsibilities increase after a divorce ... and bloody no one says that

Tum log yeh NRI ladkon ke chakkar mein mat padho ... woh log ladkiyon ko bahut ghoor ghoor ke dekhte hai

Don't fall in the trap of NRI (Non-Resident Indian) boys ... they stare a lot at girls

Tum log suno-gay ... toh hairan ho jao-gay ... pata nahi kya socho-gay ... kya samajho-gay ... aur mere liye kya kaho-gay

When you guys will hear about me ... then you will be surprised ... I wonder what will you think ... what will you interpret ... and what will you say about me

Main bewda us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko gaanja nahi milta ... aur gaanja us waqt peeta hoon jab mereko afeem ki goli nahi milti ... aur goli main us waqt khata hoon jab mereko Campa Cola jaisi bottle waali koi potti na mile

I drink alcohol when I don't get marijuana ... and I take marijuana when I don't get a pill of opium ... and I take a pill of opium when I don't get a girl who has the shape of a Campa Cola bottle

Pehle din Meena, doosre din Tina, teesre din Reena aur aaj yeh nagina

First day Meena, second day Tina, third day Reena and today you've bought this pearl

Pehle mal-malke nahaongi ... aur phir aapki bahon mein aaongi

First I'll scrub and take a bath ... and then I'll come in your arms

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Oh my love, I'll tear apart a stone, I'll break all the walls, I'll leave everyone alone ... I'll fight with the storms, but I'll take you to my house and serve you hot tea ... and everyone will be jealous, and will watch each others face ... I'll close the roads and bring a carrot dessert for you

Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Chote mote gunaah karoge toh aaise hi kanoon se darte rahoge ... bade gunaah karoge toh bade bade logon ke saath naam judh jayega, TV par interview honge aur badi badi magazino ke cover page par aaoge ... press tumhe hero bana degi

If you commit small crimes then you'll always fear the law ... but if you commit big crimes then your name will connect with big people, your interview will come on the TV and you'll be on the cover page of big magazines ... the press will make you a hero

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

A stone is the reply to a brick ... sugar is the reply to jaggery ... and if you want to teach your lover a lesson then flirt around with someone else

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address ... ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Why should we find a doctor's address when we can cure the cold in the house ... what difference does it make whether Munnabhai does the treatment or a M.B.B.S (Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery)