Yeh Bombay hai ... yahan time ka matlab hai paisa ... mujhe tees minute journey teen minute mein poori karni hai

Yeh badshah sang-e-mar-mar ka maqbara nahi ... tumhare patthar dil mein apne pyar ka Taj banwayega

POK ka matlab hai Pakistan Occupied Kashmir ... tumne occupy kiya hai ... malik hum hai

Rajasthan mein oonth chalta hai par kisi ka jhoot nahi chalta

Yahan Melbourne mein kisi ke pass kaam ke liye time ho ya na ho ... lekin pyar ke liye yahan sabke pass time hai

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada

Mumbai ek aaisi machine hai joh din raat chalti rehti hai

UP aaye aur sala bhang nahi piya toh kya khaakh UP aaye

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Main tumhe Kashmir se baghakar, Jammu mein girakar, Delhi mein uthakar, Bhopal mein ghumakar, Madras mein nachakar, Kanyakumari mein thokar maarkar ... Lanka ke samundar mein phek doonga

Yeh coat aur pant kya pehen liya, apne aap ko Rajkot samajh behte? ... humse uljhoge toh hum tumhe Pathankot bana denge yaad rakhna

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

Poora ka poora Kashmir, Bharat desh ka hissa tha, hai, aur rahega

Shehar chote hote hai ... sapne nahi

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai

Inki gardan kaatku, kundi banaku, phool naku sajai ... toh mai bhi Hyderabad ki nahi