Yeh Bombay hai ... yahan time ka matlab hai paisa ... mujhe tees minute journey teen minute mein poori karni hai

This is Bombay ... here time means money ... I want to complete a 30 minute journey in 3 minutes

Rajasthan mein oonth chalta hai par kisi ka jhoot nahi chalta

A camel can survive in Rajasthan, but not a lie

Yahan Melbourne mein kisi ke pass kaam ke liye time ho ya na ho ... lekin pyar ke liye yahan sabke pass time hai

Here in Melbourne whether one has time for work or not ... but here everyone has time for love

Jaise apna Bathinda, waise apna Canada

Just like we have Bathinda, exactly like that we have Canada

Mumbai ek aaisi machine hai joh din raat chalti rehti hai

Mumbai is a machine that runs day and night

UP aaye aur sala bhang nahi piya toh kya khaakh UP aaye

If you've come to Uttar Pradesh and haven't had bhang, then you haven't really come to Uttar Pradesh

Kaat dete hai iska patta ... pahuncha dete hai isse Calcutta

Let's cut his card out ... and get him to Calcutta

Aaisi ki uski dhulai ... ki seedha pahucha diya Bhilai

We beat him in such a way ... that he was straight in Bhilai

Mumbai nagariya, maya ki nagariya ... idhar har type ka aadmi milta hai ... aur har aadmi ka alag alag type se vaat lagta hai

Mumbai city, the alluring city ... here you'll get a person of every type ... and every person gets screwed in various types of ways

Main tumhe Kashmir se baghakar, Jammu mein girakar, Delhi mein uthakar, Bhopal mein ghumakar, Madras mein nachakar, Kanyakumari mein thokar maarkar ... Lanka ke samundar mein phek doonga

I will make you run from Kashmir, make you fall in Jammu, lift you up in Delhi, turn you around in Bhopal, make you dance in Madras, kick you in Kanyakumari ... and will throw in the ocean of Lanka

Yeh coat aur pant kya pehen liya, apne aap ko Rajkot samajh behte? ... humse uljhoge toh hum tumhe Pathankot bana denge yaad rakhna

By wearing this coat and pant you think you are Rajkot? ... don't scuffle with me or else remember, I will make you into Pathankot

Yeh Dilli ki parliament nahin hai, hamari parliament hai ... yahan wahi aadmi bolega, jise hum sawaal poochenge

This is not Delhi's parliament, this is my parliament ... here only that person will speak, whom I ask the question

Poora ka poora Kashmir, Bharat desh ka hissa tha, hai, aur rahega

The entire Kashmir was, is, and will remain a part of India

POK ka matlab hai Pakistan Occupied Kashmir ... tumne occupy kiya hai ... malik hum hai

POK means Pakistan Occupied Kashmir ... you're the one who has occupied ... and we're the owners

Shehar chote hote hai ... sapne nahi

Cities can be small ... but not dreams

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Aap kis zamane ki baat kar rahe hai, I don't understand ... aap toh VT station se bhi purane hai

What era are you talking about, I don't understand ... you are older than the VT (Victoria Terminus) station

Inki gardan kaatku, kundi banaku, phool naku sajai ... toh mai bhi Hyderabad ki nahi

If I don't cut his neck, lock it up, and decorate like a flower ... then I'm not from Hyderabad

America ki police ko khoon hone ke do ghante ke paschat pata chalta hai ... aur Roos ki police ko sadhe-teen ke paschat ... aur Cheen ki police ko che ghante ke pashcat ... magar hamari police ko khoon hone ke chaubees ghante pehle pata hota hai ki ... kab, kahan, kis vyakti ka khoon hone waala hai ... aur kaunsa manushya is shubh kaarya ko sampan karne waala hai

The police of America comes to know about a murder after 2 hours ... the police of Russia after 3.5 hours ... and the police of China after 6 hours ... but our police knows about a murder 24 hours in advance ... as to when, where and who will be killed ... and who will be the person who will accomplish this auspicious task