Jiska saara shehar dushman ho ... usse dosti karne ka hum mein koi interest nahi

Yeh gaon nahi shehar hai ... yahan darindon ko sher ki tarah bahaduri se nahi, shikari ki tarah jaal dalkar maara jata hai

Tujhe chupne ki jagah na milegi shamshan mein ... na Pakistan mein

Hum Gujarati patthar pe pair maare na ... toh Porbandar se pound are Dakor se dollar nikaal sakte hai

Meri aadhi zindagi Mumbai ke roads pe kat'ti hai ... average commuting time Mumbai Dubai ki flight se zyada ... aur turbulence full

Janam se Haridwar ka panda aur mooh mein murgi ka anda

Aapke shehar ka mausam bada suhana lage ... ek lamha chura loon agar bura na lage

Tu Bombay ki public ko nahi jaanti ... khush hai toh khush, bhigdi toh thopda bhigad ke rakh deti hai

Haath mein hai heeron ka haar ... aur hum dhoond rahe hai Zaveri Bazaar

Kyun meri Kashmir jaisi zindagi ko Kurukshetra banane pe tuli ho?

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Yeh shehar jahanum hai, narak hai aur hum hai is shehar ka Yamraj ... kisko, kahan aur kab maarna hai ... yeh hum decide karoonga

Ban toh raha hai Birla ... par pahunch na jana Kerala

Aye param pita parmeshwar ... maar maar ke pahucha diya Mahabaleshwar

Joh hamari baat nahi maanta ... main usse singh maarke Singapore bana deta hoon

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

Kab tak chupegi kairi patton ki aad mein ... kabhi na kabhi toh aayegi Bhendi Bazaar mein

Paan banaye ho ki Japan banaye ho ... itna chota

Four things are very famous in Banaras ... Banaras ka Ganga, Banaras ka panda, Banaras ka paan aur Banaras ka zabaan

Oye yeh Punjab hai ... yahan raat ko fight karte hai aur din mein invite karte hai