Kabab mein haddi toh suna tha ... yeh saala poora bakra kahan ghus aaya

Waqt, mauka, nazaqat, halat ... kuch toh dekh kar aaya karo?

Mera kaam tumhe sarkari mehmaan banana hai

Goli maar maarke ek ek aadmi ki laash ko sadak pe us tarah phekenge ... jaise juari jua khelte table pe taash ke patte phekta hai

Shera ki suvar ki khopdi mein lomdi ki tarah chalaak dimag hai ... pahad khodkar chuha nikaal leta hai ... kabar khodkar murda nikaal leta hai ... aur aatma ka gala dabakar parmatma ka pata nikaal leta hai

Tum jaisi auraton ke pair ke neeche swarg hota hai ... aur aaj kal ki auraton ke pair ke neeche sandal ... joh sadak pe kam aur mardon ke sarr pe zyada chalti hai

Zameen aur aasman ke beech jitni bhi cheezein hai ... mujhe dekh kar unki rooh fanaa ho jaati hai ... aag ghabrakar baraf ho jaati hai ... aur baraf ghabrakar pani

Kyun meri Kashmir jaisi zindagi ko Kurukshetra banane pe tuli ho?

Jab khud ke latakne ki baari aati hai na ... toh chehra khud-ba-khud latak jaata hai

Jab aulaad jawaan ho jaati hai na ... tab naukrani ki nahi ... bahurani ki zaroorat hoti hai

Pichle janam mein tum zaroor maachis ki dibiya rahe hoge ... is liye is janam mein baatein kam aur mooh se chingaariya zyada nikalte ho

Apun bhi apni marzi ka maalik hai ... apne mood ka badshah hai

Is aadmi ki parchai bhi kisi pe padh jaye na ... toh wahi marr jaye ... itna zehareela hai yeh

Papaya jaisa chehra, chikoo jaisi aankhen, tarbuj jaisa badan ... ladki hai yah fruit ki tokri?

Joh bhi apni zubaan nahi kholta hai ... main uske bheje ka dhakan khol deta hoon

Jis tarah cigarette peene ke baad tukde ko phek diya jaata hai ... uss hi tarah kaam khatam ho jaane ke baad chamcho ko khatam kar deta hai Shera