Pyar paise se khareeda nahi ja sakta barabar hai ... magar iske upar kharcha bahut hai

Kishore Kumar ka gaana aur Bharat ka rashtra geet ... inhe kabhi aadhe chhodkar nahi jaate

Tum dono bhai behan ne milkar meri maa behan kar di hai

Mere bare mein itna mat soocho ... main din mein aata hoon, raat mein nahi ... till then do whatever you want to man

No commitment, only entertainment ... no suhaag, only raat ... no mangalsutra, only kamasutra

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi ... chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Hamara art of living ka class ... matlab daru ka khamba aur teen glass

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

Staff hi malik ko banata hai ... malik staff ko nahi

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

Rishtey waqt se nahi, jazbaaton se mazboot hote hai ... kabhi koi ek saal tak janane ke baad bhi apne dil ki baat nahi samajh paata ... toh kabhi koi kisi ko ek pal mein apna jeevan saathi maan leta hai

Haath pair mein dum nahi ... lekin hum kisi se kam nahi

Agar chain se sona hai toh jaag jaiye!

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya