Shaadi ek yagya hota hai ... jis mein aadmi ko sukh paane ke liye apne ahankar ki aahuti deni padti hai

Marriage is a ritual ... in which a person to sacrifice their ego the achieve happiness

Suhaagraat mein baraati nahi aate

The wedding guests do not stay for the nuptial night

Shaadiyan mahurat se hoti hai ... par pyar ka koi mahurat nahi hota hai ... na rang hota hai ... aur na koi ling hota hai

Marriages happen on auspicious dates ... but there are no auspicious dates when it comes to love ... neither does it have a particular colour ... and nor does it have a particular gender

Shaadi mein sirf do jism nazdeek nahi aate ... unki aatmaon ka bhi milan hota hai

In a marriage not only two bodies come near ... but their souls also unite

Beti toh hoti hi hai patang ki tarah ... shaadi ke pehle apne chatt par udhti hai ... aur shaadi ke baad dor kisi aur ke haath mein

A daughter is just like a kite ... before marriage she flies on her terrace ... and after marriage her string goes into someone else's hand

Main India ki the best wedding planner banugi

I will become India's best wedding planner

Bihar mein teen tarah se jodiyan banti hai babu ... himmat walo ki arranged jodi ... kismat walo ki love jodi ... aur dahej ke lalchiyon ki jabariya jodi

In Bihar you'll find three types of couples ... an arranged marriage couple who have the courage ... a love marriage couple who are lucky ... and a forced marriage couple who are greedy for dowry

Shaadi woh pavitra bandhan hai joh baaki saare bandhano ko kamzor bana deta hai

Marriage is that pure bond which makes all other bonds weak

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

The true color of men is known after marriage ... before marriage they are everywhere in the train, bus, crowd ... and after marriage they feel shy even to hug you

Kya? ... love marriage

What? ... love marriage

Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Love is not marriage and marriage is not love ... in love a person becomes blind, deaf, mute and a fool ... and in marriage a person's ears, eyes, brain, everything opens up

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

Woh shaadi karke chali jayegi ... saath mein tumhari kismat bhi dhal jayegi

She will get married and leave ... and with that your fate will also set

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

Main samajhti thi ki shaadi do insaano mein hoti hai ... lekin tumhare pitaji se pata chala ki shaadi ek insaan ki doosre insaan ke saath nahi ... ek bank balance ki doosre bank balance ke saath, ek haisiyat ki doosre haisiyat ke saath, ek rutbe ki doosre rutbe ke saath hoti hai

I used to think that a marriage happens between two people ... but I learnt from your father that one person doesn't marry another person ... a bank balance marries another bank balance, a capacity marries another capacity, a status marries another status

Kanoon shaadi ko todh sakta hai ... pyar ko nahi

The law can break a marriage ... but not love

Ek baap ki zindagi mein khushiyon ka mauka sirf do baar aata hai ... pehli baar toh tab jab uska beta zindagi ke farsh par pehli bar bina kisi sahare ke kadam rakhta hai ... aur doosra tab jab wahi beta bada hokar apni shaadi shudha zindagi mein apna pehla kadam rakhta hai

In a father's life this moment of happiness comes only twice ... first when his son walks on the floor of life for the first time without any support ... and second when the same son grows up and takes his first step into his married life

Joh bhabhiyon se kare pyar ... woh shaadi se kare hamesha inkaar

The one who loves married women ... he always refuses from getting married