Sari public apne ko jaanti hai, apne DJ set pe naachti hai ... shaadi mein teri cousins mera number aake maangti hai

Everyone knows me and they dance when I play the music as a DJ ... in the wedding your cousins come and ask me for my number

Loan aur shaadi ek jaise hai ... loan liya toh chukao, shaadi kiya toh nibhao

A loan and marriage are similar ... if you take a loan then pay for it, and if you got married then fulfill it

Shaadi aur kuch sikhaye na sikhaye ... acting karna sikha deti hai

Marriage may teach you a few things ... but it definitely teaches you how to act

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Shaadi shuda zindagi mein pyar ki daal agar thandi padh jaye ... toh us mein romance ka tadka lagake fresh kar dena chahiye

In a married life if the lentil of love becomes cold ... then you should make it fresh by adding the tempering of romance in it

Ek baap ki zindagi mein khushiyon ka mauka sirf do baar aata hai ... pehli baar toh tab jab uska beta zindagi ke farsh par pehli bar bina kisi sahare ke kadam rakhta hai ... aur doosra tab jab wahi beta bada hokar apni shaadi shudha zindagi mein apna pehla kadam rakhta hai

In a father's life this moment of happiness comes only twice ... first when his son walks on the floor of life for the first time without any support ... and second when the same son grows up and takes his first step into his married life

Woh shaadi karke chali jayegi ... saath mein tumhari kismat bhi dhal jayegi

She will get married and leave ... and with that your fate will also set

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Oh my beloved wife, after 40 years of married life ... a husband can only fire a bullet at his wife ... he can't whistle at her

Main India ki the best wedding planner banugi

I will become India's best wedding planner

Shaadiyan mahurat se hoti hai ... par pyar ka koi mahurat nahi hota hai ... na rang hota hai ... aur na koi ling hota hai

Marriages happen on auspicious dates ... but there are no auspicious dates when it comes to love ... neither does it have a particular colour ... and nor does it have a particular gender

Shaadi mein sirf do jism nazdeek nahi aate ... unki aatmaon ka bhi milan hota hai

In a marriage not only two bodies come near ... but their souls also unite

Beti toh hoti hi hai patang ki tarah ... shaadi ke pehle apne chatt par udhti hai ... aur shaadi ke baad dor kisi aur ke haath mein

A daughter is just like a kite ... before marriage she flies on her terrace ... and after marriage her string goes into someone else's hand

Bihar mein teen tarah se jodiyan banti hai babu ... himmat walo ki arranged jodi ... kismat walo ki love jodi ... aur dahej ke lalchiyon ki jabariya jodi

In Bihar you'll find three types of couples ... an arranged marriage couple who have the courage ... a love marriage couple who are lucky ... and a forced marriage couple who are greedy for dowry

Shaadi woh pavitra bandhan hai joh baaki saare bandhano ko kamzor bana deta hai

Marriage is that pure bond which makes all other bonds weak

Aaj raat uski shaadi hui hai aur thodi der mein manayega honeymoon ... woh bhi night se lekar afternoon

Tonight he's got married and in some time he will start his honeymoon ... and that to from night until afternoon

Kya? ... love marriage

What? ... love marriage

Pyar shaadi nahi hoti aur shaadi pyar nahi hota ... pyar mein insaan andha, behra, goonga aur bewakoof banke reh jaata hai ... aur shaadi mein kaan, aankh, dimaag sab kuch khul jaata hai

Love is not marriage and marriage is not love ... in love a person becomes blind, deaf, mute and a fool ... and in marriage a person's ears, eyes, brain, everything opens up

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Marriage is mind blowing ... sometimes it blows your mind

Kanoon shaadi ko todh sakta hai ... pyar ko nahi

The law can break a marriage ... but not love

Mere baap ne do shaadiyan ki hai, do ... ek meri maa ke saath ... aur ek apni naukri ke saath

My father has married twice, twice ... one with my mother ... and one with his job