Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Bridegroom will come on a scooter!

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Are we getting married for ourselves or these people ... there's turmeric, henna, snacks, lentils ... what the f*ck is happening my friend

Shaadi vivah mein jab bhi jaana hota hai na ... toh hamari memsaab ko toh do din pehle bata dena padta hai ... unko sajne savarne mein itna waqt lag jaata hai ... ki shaadi ke din ki bajai hum pehle bache ke janam din par hi pahunch paate hai

Whenever we have to go for a wedding ... then I have to tell my wife atleast a couple of days ahead of time ... she takes so much time to get ready that ... instead of the wedding we end up reaching on the birthday of the couple's 1st child

Idhar bhi barbaadi, udhar bhi barbaadi ... arre bedardi tu karle is se shaadi

There is destruction here, there is destruction there ... have some sympathy and marry her

Shaadi ke baad ek gulab se biwi nahi maanti ... pyar, ishq aur mohabbat ka poora guldasta dena padta hai

After marriage a wife does not agree with a single rose ... you have to give a whole bouquet of love and romance

Shaadi salwar kameez ke suit ki tarah hoti hai ... khareedne se pehle try karna chahiye yeh dekhne ke liye ki suit kitni hoti hai

Marriage is like a salwar kameez dress ... before buying it you should try it to see how much does it suit you

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Whether it is reception or inflation ... marriages will happen

Shaadi aurat ko majboot bana deti hai aur mard ko kamzor

Marriage makes a woman strong and a man weak

Shaadi byah woh rishta hota hai jisse uparwaala aasman mein tay karta hai ... aur duniya waale sirf rasme poori karte hai

Marriage is that relationship which god decides in the sky ... and people of the world simply fulfill the customs

Pyar bhagwan hai ... lekin saath yeh bhi kahoongi, ki pyar mein joh shaadi na kare ... woh shaitan hai

Love is god ... but along with that I'll say that, the one who doesn't get married in love ... is a devil

Maine kya kya sapne dekhe the ... byah karke honeymoon karne Switzerland jaonga ... lekin ab toh zindagi mein na switzer hai, na land hai, na honey hai, na moon hai

I had dreamt that ... after getting married I'll go to Switzerland for a honeymoon ... but now in my life there is no switzer, there is no land, there is no honey, there is no moon

Beti ki shaadi baap ke liye swarg jaane ki seedi hoti hai

The marriage of a daughter is the ladder for a father to go to heaven

Shaadi ki tamanna thi kunware chale aaye ... jaise gaye vaise hi bechare chale aaye

He wanted to get marriage but arrived as a bachelor ... the way he went, was the way he came back

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai

You have to say small lies for a happy married life

Jaldi jaldi shaadi karo aur phir aaram aaram se pachtao

Get married quickly and then repent it slowly

Meri shaadi mere jeevan ka sabse bada abhishaap hai

My marriage is the biggest curse of my life

Ek maa ke dil ka sabse bada armaan ... bete ka byah hota hai

The biggest wish in a mother's heart ... is the wedding of her son

Kaun hai woh jisne meri maa ke gale se mamta ka zevar utaarkar apne naam ka mangalsutra pehna diya ... kaun hai woh jiski lambi umar ke liye meri maa Karva Chauth ka vrat rakhti hai ... kaun hai woh joh meri maa ke dil mein mohabbat bankar aur mere dil mein nafrat bankar panap raha hai?

Who is the one who has removed the ornament of motherly love from my mother's neck and instead put on the thread of marriage with his name ... who is the one for whom my mother keeps the Karva Chauth (auspicious) fast for his long life ... who is the one who is flourishing as love in my mother's heart and as hatred in my heart?

Maine iske saath saat phere liye the ... magar yeh saat kadam bhi hamare saath nahi chal payi

I have taken 7 seven roads around the marriage homa (fire ritual) with her ... but she could not walk 7 steps with me

Shaadi ke baad toh ajnabi apne ban jaate hai ... aur apne ajnabi

After marriage strangers become our dear ones ... and our dear ones become strangers