Yeh ball ko hole mein dalta hai ... main life ko hole mein dalta hoon

Humko maloom hai heaven bahut beautiful jagah hai ... par wahan jaane ka humko itna jaldi nahi hai

Yaar yeh ladki hai ya tezaab banane ka formula?

Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena

Faanoos banke jiski hifaazat sarkar kare ... woh mantri kyun mare, jiska ilaaj poora aspataal kare

Oye Miss Universe-(sity)

Teri dono life line khatam ho chuki hai ... ab teesri galati ki toh episode khatam

Kaun kambakht kehta hai ki Hitler mar gaya?

Pest control yourself

Aye kaam legal hai ... aaj se hi nahin, Mahabharat ke time se

Goa meri jaan ... jannat ki shaan

Badi lakdi mat utha kuptaan!

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

Is matlabi duniya mein agar koi bematlab ki baat bol jaaye ... toh us betmatlabi baat ka bhi bahut bada matlab hota hai ... aur tum jaise matlabi insaan ke saath rehne ka yeh matlab hai ki ... saari duniya ka matlab samajh mein aa jaata hai

Rukavat ke liye khed hai ... tumhara kidnap prepaid hai

Main khake tujhe thookta tu gutka ... sadak pe sekon jaise bhuta ... main kadak gulaabi note, tu hai chutta ... main jungle ka raja, tu Appu Raja butka

System ko ulloo banane ke liye ... system mein behte ulloo paalne padte hai

Hello bhai from another aai

Agar aapka bhi meter chalu aur batti gul ... toh aao milkar bajaye bigul

Today god promise I speak English ... because English is India and India is English