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# 1701

Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

My kids will play in your house ... but they will call you daddy

Loha

Pramod Moutho

Adult•House•Comedy
15
# 1702

Joh apna naam short karde, woh kaam bhi chota hi karega

One who shortens his name, he will do small work

Golmaal

Utpal Dutt

Comedy
15
# 1703

Hamare desh mein ... kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai

In our country ... to look for a job is also a job

Shakti

Amitabh Bachchan

Job & Career•Comedy
15
# 1704

Aye junglee rascal stupid gadhe idiot

You wild rascal stupid donkey idiot

Hungama

Rimi Sen

Comedy•Animals & Birds
Play Video
15
# 1705

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Whether it is reception or inflation ... marriages will happen

Band Baaja Baaraat

Ranveer Singh

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
15
# 1706

Dimaag aur parachute same to same ... khula toh great varna dead

Mind and parachute are the same ... it's great if they open up or else you're dead

Jagga Jasoos

Unknown

Comedy
14
# 1707

Yeh dekhne mein shareef hai lekin sharafat bhi pani bharti hai inke aage

He looks innocent from his face, but in reality there's nothing honest about him

Coffee With D

Zakir Hussain

Comedy•Truth & Honesty
14
# 1708

Aaya tha Dharam Paris aap sabko hasane ke liye ... lekin aisa nanga kiya ek ladki ne usse ... ab toh kache banyan bhi nahi bache vapas jaane ke liye

Dharam had come to Paris to entertain you all ... but one girl made him completely naked ... now he doesn't even have underwear and banyan to go back

Befikre

Ranveer Singh

Shayari•Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
14
# 1709

Aata majhi latakli!

Now mine's hanging!

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Tusshar Kapoor

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1710

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

When you filter 100 bad guys then you get one rascal ... when you filter 100 rascals then you get one bastard ... and this pig has come out after filtering 100 bastards

Bhai

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy•Animals & Birds
14
# 1711

Mera daata mujhpar meherban hai ... mere mooh mein chandi ki zabaan hai ... mere haath mein sone ki kamaan hai ... joh bhi mere aage aayega ... muft mein joote khake jayega

I have the blessing of my lord ... I have a silver tongue in my mouth ... I have a golden bow in my hand ... whosoever comes in front of me ... will be smashed with shoes for free

Funtoosh

Dev Anand

Poem•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
14
# 1712

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Carrots and radish form a great pair ... red and white absolutely bright ... people will say look at their love, their affection ... is just like a salad

Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaaye

Salman Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1713

Kayi baatein is chewing gum ki tarah hoti hai ... jab tak mooh mein rehti hai achcha lagta hai ... bahar aate hi pareshani ban jaati hai

Many things are like this chewing gum ... until they stay in the mouth it feels good ... and when they come out they become a problem

Khiladi 420

Akshay Kumar

Drama•Comedy
14
# 1714

Tere baba ne kya diya mereku ... ek lota, ek thali, ek lungi woh bhi phateli, ek potti woh bhi hateli ... arre tu hamesha samajhti mujh ko kamina, hat ja kidhar hai meri Meena

What has your father given me ... one mug, one plate, one loincloth and that to torn, one girl and that to crazy ... you have always considered me a rascal, move away now where is my Meena

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Govinda

Comedy•Clothes & Shoes
Play Video
14
# 1715

Second best pe line maaro yaar ... patne ke chances zyada hote hai

Try to hit on the 2nd best (girl) ... there are better chances of her falling for you

Hunterrr

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1716

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

What a house, what a blouse, do you have a spouse?

Humshakals

Saif Ali Khan

House•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
Play Video
14
# 1717

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Adam and Even started fashion

Koi Mere Dil Se Poochhe

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy•Adult
14
# 1718

Yeh ladki nahi hai ... barah bor ka kartoos hai jisne mujhe dishkiyaon kar diya hai

She is not a girl ... she is 12 mm bullet who has killed me

Chaar Din Ki Chandni

Sushant Singh

Women•Comedy
14
# 1719

Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta ... (kya?) ... gareebi!

You have something that even a rich person can't buy ... (what?) ... poverty!

Entertainment

Mithun Chakraborty

Comedy
14
# 1720

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar

If I don't get fire in your whole body, then I am useless

ABCD: Any Body Can Dance

Unknown

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
14
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