Tere ghar mein mere bachche khelenge ... lekin tujhe daddy kehkar pukarenge

Joh apna naam short karde, woh kaam bhi chota hi karega

Hamare desh mein ... kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hai

Aye junglee rascal stupid gadhe idiot

Reception ho yah inflation ... shadiyaan toh honi hai

Dimaag aur parachute same to same ... khula toh great varna dead

Yeh dekhne mein shareef hai lekin sharafat bhi pani bharti hai inke aage

Aaya tha Dharam Paris aap sabko hasane ke liye ... lekin aisa nanga kiya ek ladki ne usse ... ab toh kache banyan bhi nahi bache vapas jaane ke liye

Aata majhi latakli!

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

Mera daata mujhpar meherban hai ... mere mooh mein chandi ki zabaan hai ... mere haath mein sone ki kamaan hai ... joh bhi mere aage aayega ... muft mein joote khake jayega

Jodi toh hoti hai gajar aur mooli ki ... red and white absolutely bright ... log kahenge dekho inka pyar, inka laad ... just like a salad

Kayi baatein is chewing gum ki tarah hoti hai ... jab tak mooh mein rehti hai achcha lagta hai ... bahar aate hi pareshani ban jaati hai

Tere baba ne kya diya mereku ... ek lota, ek thali, ek lungi woh bhi phateli, ek potti woh bhi hateli ... arre tu hamesha samajhti mujh ko kamina, hat ja kidhar hai meri Meena

Second best pe line maaro yaar ... patne ke chances zyada hote hai

Kya house hai, kya blouse hai, kya aapka koi spouse hai?

Fashion ki shuruvat Adam aur Eve se hui thi

Yeh ladki nahi hai ... barah bor ka kartoos hai jisne mujhe dishkiyaon kar diya hai

Tere mein woh khami hai joh ek amir aadmi bhi khareed nahi sakta ... (kya?) ... gareebi!

Aakhe body pe nahi lagaya angaar, toh apun bangaar