Textbook se copy karta hua student ... aur tees maar khan ke bheje se nikla hua plan ... kabhi fail nahi ho sakta

Tawaif ki lutti izzat bachana ... aur tees maar khan ko qaid karna ... dono bekaar hai

Kutte ke mooh se haddi ... aur tees maar khan ki noton ki gaddi ... dono cheenana bekaar hai

Tube se nikla hua toothpaste ... aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zubaan ... kabhi wapas nahi jaati

Ughta hua suraj aur bhaagta hua tees maar khan ... dono kabhi kisi ke haath nahi aate

Chaand se dhoop ki umeed karna ... aur tees maar khan se imaandari ki ... dono bekaar hai

Aadmi ki shakal achchi na ho na ... toh baatein achchi kiya karte hai