Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jise tum prem karti ho ... tumhari shaadi usse hogi jise main prem karta hoon

Lambe kapde pehenna bahut hanikarak fashion hai

Kaam karna ho ... toh waqt ka mooh nahin dekhna chahiye

Joh apna naam short karde, woh kaam bhi chota hi karega

Kaun kambakht kehta hai ki Hitler mar gaya?

Jis naujawan ko kaam mein jee lagata dekho ... uss naujawan mein apna dil lagao

National dress ka mazaak nahin udayoge toh broadminded kaise kehe jaoge

Jiske paas mooch nahin ... uske paas mann hi nahin hai

Maaf nahin, main tujhe saaf kar doonga

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer