Aurat nark ka dwar hoti hai

Yehi toh problem hai aaj kal ke young logon ke saath ... kaam chor bann gaye ho, kaam chor

Joh doosro ko napasand hai, woh mujhe pasand hai

Kyun meri Kashmir jaisi zindagi ko Kurukshetra banane pe tuli ho?

Aapka pasina garmi se nikla ya darr se?

Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai ... baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai

Raaste ke beech mein prem ... what a shame

Thandi thandi rabdi vich garma garam Jalebi pao ... te phir khao ... toh phir wow

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Yeh aasoon saline water hai, Pushpa isse poch do"

Akreda, toh rakhrega

Akhbaar baad mein aata hai ... colony waale khabarein pehle chaap dete hai

Hindustan mein sirf teen hi cheezein chalti hai ... films, cricket aur shaadiyan

Har kamine ko apni izzat pyari hoti hai

Reaction zyada, action zero

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Agar woh dono nahi mile na ... toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga

Sarr par croreron ke heere rakhne se ... aadmi akalmand nahi ho jaata

Aye over budget picture ke hero log

Amir aadmi bada banne ke baad ... black se white ho jata hai

Aashiq se bada sust janwar maine aaj tak zindagi mein nahi dekha