Tanki mein nahin tel ... toh bade se bada engineer fail

Abhe oye saale kaale angrez ki pehdayish

Jitna bada jism diya hai ... utna bada dil bhi diya hai

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Thoda khao, thoda pheko

Phatta poster ... nikla hero!

Shhalaam Shhaab!

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do prakaar ke log hote hai ... ek woh joh galat kaam nahi karte aur pakde bhi nahi jaate ... aur doosre woh joh galat kaam toh nahi karte, par bechare phir bhi pakad liye jaate hai

Apni girlfriend ko kabhi mat bolo that you're having fun without her ... uske bina ganda feel karoge na, toh usse acha feel hoga

Bhindi sa shareer lekar Undertaker ki diet follow kar rahi hai yeh toh

Bana diya bhooton ka baboot ... lekin tumhari aankhen aur pasina toh de rahi hai kisi aur hi baat ka saboot

Joh modhi bidaai pe roke na aaye ... woh sasural mein sabne rulaye

Emotion ke loose motion lag gaye hai

(Ab hum aapke bina jee nahi sakte) - Hum oxygen hai ka?

Apni policy hai parayi TV aur parayi biwi on na karo bhaiya ... current lagega

Aspatal mein pade mareez ko aur pyar mein pade aashiq ko, kabhi akela na chhodna chahiye

Tere liye kaam karte karte logon ka paseena nikla ... aur tu toh bahut bada kameena nikla ... tune toh bola tha tu izzat dega ... lekin kya pata tha tu saala hamari bhi le lega

Nobody is virgin in this world ... yahan tak ki kudrat bhi virgin nahi hai ... updar baadal ek doosre se chhedkhani karte hai ... neeche hum bheeg jaate hai ... kehte hai baarish ho gayi

Aaj ka kaam kal karo, kal ka kaam parso ... itni jaldi kya hai, jab jeena hai barso

Tujhe dekh ke samajh mein aate hai saale ... ki saala gaali kaisi bane