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# 2481
Aap iske khandan ke baare mein nahi jaante ... iska par-dada 009, iska dada 008, iska baap 007 aur yeh zero zero chakka (006) hai
You don't know about his family ... his great grandfather was 009, his grandfather was 008, his father was 007 and he is 006 (eunuch)

Sainik

Laxmikant Berde

Family•Comedy
6
# 2482
Kab tak bolo chupi rahogi oh meri Asha ... maine padh li aaj tumhare naino ki basha
Asha tell me until when will you hide ... today I've read the language of your eyes

Dilli Ka Thug

Kishore Kumar

Comedy
6
# 2483
Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something
Your pink coloured face ... this alcoholic condition of the weather ... my heart is jumping around and saying ... something, something, something, something

Aarzoo

Saif Ali Khan

Weather•Comedy
6
# 2484
Tum gaye kya jag hua andha kuaan ... rail chhuti reh gaya keval dhuaan
The world became a dark well after you left ... and after the train left only the smoke was remaining

The Don

Kunika

Shayari•Transportation•Comedy
6
# 2485
Pet ki awaaz ke samne aatma aur parmatma dono ki awaaz gayab ho jaati hai
The noise from the soul and god both run away in front of the noise from the stomach

Paigham

Johnny Walker

Comedy•Religion & God
6
# 2486
Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata
Until you twist your finger, the clarified butter doesn't come out from the tin ... and until you adopt the crooked path, a twisted person doesn't come on the right track

Ghar Sansar

Jeetendra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2487
Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!
You pest ... you fritter made without oil!

Humshakals

Satish Shah

Food & Drinks•Comedy
6
# 2488
Idhar ameeron ke liye na ... ladki ek cheez hai aur gareeb ek joke ... gareebon ko saala rehne ke liye kholi nahi milti ... udhar ameeron ke teen teen duplex flats khali pade rehte hai ... kyun ki woh yede foreign mein jaake rehte hai
For the rich people here ... a girl is a thing and a poor person is a joke ... the poor doesn't get a small hut to live in ... and the rich people have 3 or more empty duplex flats ... because those fools live abroad

Satya 2

Unknown

House•Comedy
6
# 2489
Hindustan mein jab tak aapki jeb mein paisa hai ... log poochte hai kaisa hai?
In India until you have money in your pocket ... people will ask how are you?

Kitne Door Kitne Paas

Razak Khan

Money•Comedy
6
# 2490
Joh kholna hai khol dena ... dil mat kholna
Open whatever you want ... just don't open your heart

Will You Marry Me

Rajeev Khandelwal

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2491
Kalyug mein chamatkar ko hi namaskar kiya jaata hai
In the age of vice magic is saluted

Jaadugar

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
6
# 2492
Yeh pyar naam ka virus hota hi bada gadbad hai
The virus which is called as love is very problematic

Mickey Virus

Manish Chaudhary

Comedy
6
# 2493
Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk
Hey you floppy disk of the bluetooth era

Mickey Virus

Manish Paul

Technology & Science•Comedy
6
# 2494
Kisi fan se latkakar tumhe aaisa ghumaonga ... ki bhool jaoge ki insaan ho ya latoo
I'll hang you on some fan and turn you around in such a way that ... you'll forget whether you are a person or a top

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy
6
# 2495
Bachchon se haath nahi milaya jaata hai ... unhe aashirwad diya jaata hai
You don't shake hands with the kids ... you give them blessings

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Comedy
6
# 2496
Paise ke lalach ne tere dimaag ke tire ko puncture kar diya hai ... aur andhar se akal ki hawa nikaal di hai
The greed of money has punctured the tire of your brain ... and removed the air of sense from inside

Chhote Sarkar

Kader Khan

Money•Comedy
6
# 2497
Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution
Knife is a environment friendly thing ... move it, push it, and kill them ... the bullet has noise, smoke, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Maan Gaye Mughall-e-Azam

Paresh Rawal

Rowdyism•Patriotism•Comedy
6
# 2498
Arre kaan mein gobar pack kar liye ho ka? ... saala teesra time ring kar rahe hai
Have you packed cow dung in your ears or what? ... bloody I'm calling you for the third time

Apaharan

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2499
Apni biwi ko hamesha is dokhe mein rakho ki har baar wohi jeetti hai ... sukhi rahoge
Keep your wife under the false impression that she wins every time ... you'll stay happy

Dhoop

Om Puri

Husband & Wife•Victory & Success•Comedy
Play Video
6
# 2500
Koyle ko kitna bhi sabun lagao ... woh kaala ka kaala hi rahega
No matter how much soap you apply to charcoal ... it remains black

Dushman Duniya Ka

Jeetendra

Comedy
6
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