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# 2481

France ka fashion aur ladki ka selection ... dono mushkil mein daal deta hai


The fashion of France and the selection of a girl ... both things put you in a difficult situation

# 2482

Is poori duniya mein na do tarah ki auratein hoti hai ... ek jinke bina raha nahi jaata ... aur doosri yeh jinke saath raha nahi jaata


There are two types of women in this entire world ... one without whom you cannot live ... and other with whom you cannot live

# 2483

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho


If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing

# 2484

Woh dekho desh ka neta ... arre mooh se bhi khaata, arre kaan se khaata ... iska yahan bhi khaata, iska wahan bhi khaata


Look at the politician of the country ... he eats from the mouth, he eats from the ear ... he has an account here, he has an account there

# 2485

Agar subah tak unka pata nahi lagaya ... toh tum lapata ho jaoge


If you don't find them until morning ... then you will get lost

# 2486

Meri maa ke haath ka banaya halwa ... ajab hai uska jalwa


The sweet cooked by my mom ... is amazing

# 2487

Darr logon ko pagla deta hai


Fear makes people go crazy

# 2488

Aap hamare dil ke Taj Mahal mein aa sakte hai ... aur uske kisi bhi kone mein khade rehke tasveer khicha sakte hai


You can come inside the Taj Mahal of my heart ... and you can stand in any corner of that and take a picture

# 2489

Everybody is somebody in Delhi ... nobody is a nobody


Everybody is somebody in Delhi ... nobody is a nobody

# 2490

Agar aurat na hoti ... toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote


If women didn't exists ... then all men would have been knowledgeable saints

# 2491

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai


The cells in your phone are supercharged

# 2492

Kaali surat, kaali kartoot


Black face, black deeds

# 2493

America bheja padhne ko ... alien bankar aa gaya


We sent him to America to study ... and he returned as an alien

# 2494

Age se kya karna hai ... jab mileage strong hai


What does one have to do with age ... when the mileage is strong

# 2495

Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye ... varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai


You shouldn't pamper your wife a lot ... otherwise they'll become a headache

# 2496

Parathe maange toh chaante milenge


If you ask for flatbreads then you will get slaps

# 2497

Na mili koi beautiful chick ... toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick


If you don't get a beautiful chick ... then you will take any Tom, Harry or Dick

# 2498

Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka


In this kind of work someone uses their mind, someone uses their hand ... and people like you get screwed

# 2499

Har patni bidaai ke waqt rone ka dhong karti hai ... phir poori zindagi pati ko rulati hain


Every wife fakes crying when she gets married ... and then for the entire life she makes her husband cry

# 2500

Aadmiyon ko jagah jagah ki thaali mein khaane ki aadat hoti hai


Men have the habit to eat from plates in different places

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