Tum gaye kya jag hua andha kuaan ... rail chhuti reh gaya keval dhuaan

Pet ki awaaz ke samne aatma aur parmatma dono ki awaaz gayab ho jaati hai

Jab tab ungli tedhi na karo, dibbe mein se ghee nahi nikalta ... aur jab tak tedha rasta na pakdo, bhigda hua sahi raste par nahi aata

Keeda makoda ... bin tel ka pakoda!

Idhar ameeron ke liye na ... ladki ek cheez hai aur gareeb ek joke ... gareebon ko saala rehne ke liye kholi nahi milti ... udhar ameeron ke teen teen duplex flats khali pade rehte hai ... kyun ki woh yede foreign mein jaake rehte hai

Hindustan mein jab tak aapki jeb mein paisa hai ... log poochte hai kaisa hai?

Joh kholna hai khol dena ... dil mat kholna

Kalyug mein chamatkar ko hi namaskar kiya jaata hai

Yeh pyar naam ka virus hota hi bada gadbad hai

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Kisi fan se latkakar tumhe aaisa ghumaonga ... ki bhool jaoge ki insaan ho ya latoo

Bachchon se haath nahi milaya jaata hai ... unhe aashirwad diya jaata hai

Paise ke lalach ne tere dimaag ke tire ko puncture kar diya hai ... aur andhar se akal ki hawa nikaal di hai

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Arre kaan mein gobar pack kar liye ho ka? ... saala teesra time ring kar rahe hai

Apni biwi ko hamesha is dokhe mein rakho ki har baar wohi jeetti hai ... sukhi rahoge

Koyle ko kitna bhi sabun lagao ... woh kaala ka kaala hi rahega

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

Kya tum chahati ho ki main chahun ki yeh hamari pehli date ho?

Saintalis ke pehle angrez jaan le rahe the ... saintalis ke baad angrezi jaan le rahi hai