Akhbaar baad mein aata hai ... colony waale khabarein pehle chaap dete hai

Inki shaadi ki chewing gum mein se dhere dhere taste chala gaya hai ... ab naahi usse ughal sakte hai aur naahi nighal sakte hai

Dono ne ek achcha sa mahurat nikaal ke ... shubh talaak lene ka tay kiya

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is ... a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

No if, no but ... keep your mouth shut!

Hum nahi teer aur talwar se marne waale ... katal karna hai toh ek tirchi nazar kafi hai

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai ... na jaan hai na pehchaan hai ... na dua hai na salaam hai

Tera itna chota chota tukda banayega ki ... agle janam mein na tu powder banke janam lega

Chal door ho ja, nazar ke samne se door ho ja ... doorbeen ke andhar bhi nazar nahin aane chahiye

Naya naya hosh hai aur naya naya josh hai

Humri ek choti si behna, chhod rahi hai aaj humra angna ... uski shaadi hai humpe udhaar, karoonga main uski shaadi bar-bar, lagatar, hazaar-bar

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon ... yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

Galat raaste se ghar mein ghusne waale galat hote hai

Ek aadmi ka kaam ... pachaas aadmi milke, table pe bahetke kharab karte hai na ... usko corporate bolte hai

Jab tak biwi aur TV colourful na ho toh maza hi nahi aata

Kam se kam usse toh chhod diya hota joh sari duniya ko chhod ke baithi hai

Joh ladka ladki ki kare hifazat ... usse shaadi ki hai ijazat

Baat toh tumhe bhi saaf nazar aani chahiye ... lekin uske liye tumhe apne yeh rockstar shades utaarne padenge

Apneya de samne gas chodke pyar badta hai

Jahan life partners badal sakte hain ... toh naam kyun nahi?