Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

Kya tum chahati ho ki main chahun ki yeh hamari pehli date ho?

Saintalis ke pehle angrez jaan le rahe the ... saintalis ke baad angrezi jaan le rahi hai

Aap achche achchon ko hila daalte hai ... naak ke baal jala daalte hai

Abbe kya rakha hai in baaton mein ... khurpa lele haathon mein

Jawaani unhi ke liye hai joh jawaan hai

Aankhon ne kar diya kaam tamaam ... kya hai aap ka shubh naam?

Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon

Oye guess kar ... chawani doonga

Taala mazboot hone se kuch nahi hota hai ... darwaza mazboot hona chahiye

Agar khubsoorat ladki ko na chedo ... toh woh bhi toh uski beizzati hoti hai na

Haath mein hai heeron ka haar ... aur hum dhoond rahe hai Zaveri Bazaar

Kaise kaise aaise vaise ho gaye, aaise vaise kaise kaise ho gaye ... kal joh the chamche hamare, aaj woh leader ho gaye

Kahan ki eenth, kahan ka roda ... kahan pe jaake mattha phoda

Tumhara pishaab, pishaab nahi tsunami hai ... full beh jayega

Is poori duniya mein na do tarah ki auratein hoti hai ... ek jinke bina raha nahi jaata ... aur doosri yeh jinke saath raha nahi jaata

Naye jooton ki tarah shuru mein naye naye afsar bhi kaatte hai

Bhoot log bhootiyapanti karne aa rahe hai

Joh jee nahi sakta hai tumhare without ... uspe tumko itna hai doubt

Beer hi duniya mein ek aisi cheez hai ... joh din bhar ki thakaan chutki mein mitta deti hai