Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Kis lallu se meri behen ne pallu bandha ... ek number ke ullu se ghar waalon ne rishta maanga

Which crazy person did my sister marry ... my family members asked a high quality fool for his hand

Zindagi aaise ho gayi hai jaise bell-bottom aur khudkhushi jeans ki pant

Life has become like a bell-bottom (pant) and suicide like a jeans pant

Yeh komal kali, naazon ki pali, misri ki gali ... hamare hi kul mein lagegi bhali

A delicate girl like her raised with affection, and who is a crystallized sugar lump ... will only look good in my family

Ishq kare koi kisi se hum mein kya harz hai bhai ... nuksaan joh hamara hoga kaun karega bharpai

Why would I be bothered if people are in love ... but if I'm at loss then who will pay for it

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life

Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi

Only one friend was left, and now even he is getting married ... with me every girl is running away from the wedding, and that's called as destruction

You're like if Rajinikanth, Jackie Chan ke saath shaadi karta ... aur uska joh beta hota na woh James Bond ke saath shaadi karta ... toh uska joh beta hota na tu usse bhi bada player hota

You're like if Rajinikanth married Jackie Chan ... and if their son married James Bond and if they had a son ... then you'll be an even bigger player than him

Tu na top model banegi pooch kyun ... (kyun?) ... tera top floor khali hai na

You'll become a top model ask me why ... (why?) ... since your top floor (brain) is empty

Tum log yeh NRI ladkon ke chakkar mein mat padho ... woh log ladkiyon ko bahut ghoor ghoor ke dekhte hai

Don't fall in the trap of NRI (Non-Resident Indian) boys ... they stare a lot at girls

Itte Itte toh cupan the yaaron!

The cups were so small my friends!

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi samajh hai ... samajh samajhke joh na samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... aye nasamajh, nasamajh naa samajh mujhe ... meri samajh teri samajh ke bahar hai ... samajhe?

After thinking and understanding try to understand the thought ... even thinking and understanding is a thought ... the one who doesn't understand even after thinking and understanding is silly in my opinion ... hey you silly, don't think I'm foolish ... my thinking is beyond what you can think ... do you understand that?

Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye

You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death

Shayaron ki mehfil mein jaate hai toh shayar ho jaate hai ... aur koi apne se tagda mil jaye toh kayar ho jaate hai ... zindagi ki gadi mein fit kardo toh tyre ho jaate hai ... aur agar bandook mein fit kardo toh fire ho jaate hai

When we go in a party of poets then we become a poet ... and if we get someone stronger than us then we become cowards ... if you fit us in the car of life then we become tyres ... and if you fit us in a gun then we get fired

Khoobsurati ki tareef na ho ... toh khoobsurati ki tauheen kehlati hai

If you don't praise beauty ... then it's like giving disrespect to beauty

Aye meri jaane-jigar, patthar ka seena cheerkar, sari deewarein todkar, sabko akela chhodkar ... toofano se lad jaonga, tujhko magar le jaonga aur apne ghar jake garam garam chai pilaonga ... aur reh jayenge sab taapte, ek dujhe ka mooh taakte ... band karke raste aur tumhare vaste gajar ka halwa laonga

Oh my love, I'll tear apart a stone, I'll break all the walls, I'll leave everyone alone ... I'll fight with the storms, but I'll take you to my house and serve you hot tea ... and everyone will be jealous, and will watch each others face ... I'll close the roads and bring a carrot dessert for you

Save it for the Friday in the theatre ... taali bajegi everyday and later

Save it for the Friday in the theatre ... there will be clapping everyday and later

Kundli ladka ladki ki nahi ... saas aur ladki ki milani chahiye

You should not match the horoscope of a girl and a boy ... instead you should match for the mother-in-law and the girl

Hilna nahi ... nahi toh goli maar maarke bina plastic surgery ke tumhara face bighad dega

Don't move ... or else I'll shoot bullets and destroy your face without plastic surgery

Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai

Every man should definitely get married atleast once ... because a married man goes straight to heaven ... (how) ... since he has already been through hell