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# 2442

Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli

She turned out to be Hitler's mom

Love Shagun

Unknown

Comedy•Parents

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# 2444

Tumhare pati ka naam tha Dwarka ... maal peeta tha woh pehli dhaar ka ... utaara na le neembu ka na achaar ka ... phir bhair kaise na badhe bekaar ka

Your husband's name was Dwarka ... he used to drink cheap liquor ... on top of that he didn't taste lemon or pickle ... so why won't that useless person go mad

Sunghursh

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy•Poem

# 2445

Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Tumse Achha Kaun Hai

Mehmood

Comedy•Transportation•Animals & Birds

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Zindagi aaise ho gayi hai jaise bell-bottom aur khudkhushi jeans ki pant

Life has become like a bell-bottom (pant) and suicide like a jeans pant

Peepli Live

Unknown

Clothes & Shoes•Life•Comedy

# 2448

Yeh komal kali, naazon ki pali, misri ki gali ... hamare hi kul mein lagegi bhali

A delicate girl like her raised with affection, and who is a crystallized sugar lump ... will only look good in my family

Aya Sawan Jhoom Ke

Rajendra Nath

Comedy•Family•Food & Drinks

# 2449

Ishq kare koi kisi se hum mein kya harz hai bhai ... nuksaan joh hamara hoga kaun karega bharpai

Why would I be bothered if people are in love ... but if I'm at loss then who will pay for it

Ishq Hai Tumse

Dinesh Hingoo

Shayari•Romance•Comedy

# 2450

Hakuna matata ... mere jeevan mein sirf raas, garba aur batata

I have no problems ... I only have Gujarati folk dance and potatoes in my life

Kuch Kuch Locha Hai

Unknown

Dance•Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 2451

Bacha tha ek hi dost, uski bhi ho rahi hai shaadi ... yahan har mandap se ladki bhaagti hai, isse kehte hai barbaadi

Only one friend was left, and now even he is getting married ... with me every girl is running away from the wedding, and that's called as destruction

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy

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Tu na top model banegi pooch kyun ... (kyun?) ... tera top floor khali hai na

You'll become a top model ask me why ... (why?) ... since your top floor (brain) is empty

Luv Ka The End

Unknown

Comedy

# 2454

Tum log yeh NRI ladkon ke chakkar mein mat padho ... woh log ladkiyon ko bahut ghoor ghoor ke dekhte hai

Don't fall in the trap of NRI (Non-Resident Indian) boys ... they stare a lot at girls

The Angrez

Unknown

Comedy

# 2455

Itte Itte toh cupan the yaaron!

The cups were so small my friends!

The Angrez

Unknown

Comedy

# 2456

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi samajh hai ... samajh samajhke joh na samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... aye nasamajh, nasamajh naa samajh mujhe ... meri samajh teri samajh ke bahar hai ... samajhe?

After thinking and understanding try to understand the thought ... even thinking and understanding is a thought ... the one who doesn't understand even after thinking and understanding is silly in my opinion ... hey you silly, don't think I'm foolish ... my thinking is beyond what you can think ... do you understand that?

Naughty @ 40

Govinda

Comedy

# 2457

Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye

You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death

Meri Biwi Ka Jawab Nahin

Johnny Lever

Shayari•Death•Comedy