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# 2161
Opposition agar janta ko bhashan deti hai ... toh hum janta ko ration denge

If the opposition gives speeches to the people ... then we will give ration to the people

# 2162
Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao

If you are caught taking a bribe ... then give a bribe and come out of it

# 2163
Mere chehre pe kutte ki naak lagi hui hai ... main apne karazdaar ko soongh ke pakad leta hoon

I have a dogs nose on my face ... I can smell my debtor and catch him

# 2164
Uski wajah se mera blood pressure, pressure cooker ki mafik itna upar chad jata hai ... ki chaaro taraf se seetiyan bajne lagti hai

Because of him my blood pressure goes higher like as in a pressure cooker ... that from all four sides I keep whistling

# 2165
Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Nowadays people want such an accountant ... who can keep the accounts properly and also when the time comes, can fix the accounts

# 2166
Mere haath kanoon se zyada lambe hai ... jahan mera haath ja sakta hai, wahan kanoon ka haath nahi ja sakta

My hands are longer than the hands of the law ... where my hands can reach, the hands of the law can't reach

# 2167
Bade baap ka bigda hua beta aksar galat raaste par hi chalta hai

An ill-mannered son of rich man usually walks on the wrong path

# 2168
Maalik, aapke charno ki lagi hui dhool ko mera namaskar

Sir, please accept my greetings for the dust on your feet

# 2169
Maaf nahin, main tujhe saaf kar doonga

I will not forgive you, I will clean you

# 2170
Joh hai woh nahin hai ... aur joh nahin hai woh, woh kaise ho sakta hai?

The thing that is there is not there ... and the thing that is not there, how can it be there?

# 2171
Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

You are not a police officer ... foolish officer

# 2172
Desh ko seva nahi ... prime time entertainment chahiye

The country does not need service ... it needs prime time entertainment

# 2173
Mutra mukti karke aaon?

Can I pee and come?

# 2174
Hair stylist hai na ... har cheez trim karke bolta hai

He is a hair stylist ... that's why he trims everything he says

# 2175
Duniya mein sabse zyada respect karta hoon main apni ... aarti utaarta hoon roz khud ki

I respect myself the most, in the world ... I do ritual's for me everyday

# 2176
Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

I don't shop with the ladies, you know why? ... they bargain a lot

# 2177
Be positive yaar

Be positive pal

# 2178
App ne bola toh soulmate ... app nahi toh checkmate

If the app says then she's your soulmate ... and without the app you're checkmate

# 2179
Jaise free ki advice ki koi value nahi hoti ... waise hi free mein advice maange wale ki bhi nahi hoti

Like free advice has no value ... just like that a person who asks for free advice also has no value

# 2180
Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Sex after love is spiritual ... and love after sex is cheating

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