Dane dane par likha hai khane waale ka naam ... woh teri hai aur teri hi rahegi subah shyam

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

Arre tu mechanic hai paijama hai? ... arey woh laal waali Mercedes bhej nakko re baawa pehle woh safed waali bhija de ... mereko kaama hai, bahut kaama hai re bhai ... ek toh bhi gaadi bhija de mereku

Jab tak chance rahega baki ... main nahi bandwaonga rakhi

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha

Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

Kya haath paya hai, saare ke saare devi devtaon ka saath hai ... rahu ketu ka ghulam hai, wahan shani ka kya kaam hai

Nari gyan maha gyan hai ... iske bina sare gyan adhoore reh jaate hai ... is liye har mard ko chahiye ki is gyan ka poora poora adhyaan kare

Dil pe jiska til hota hai na ... woh bahut open minded hote hai

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega

Andhi kandil ke toottele minar ... teri aakhiyon ki battiyon mein tel khalas hue kya

Duniya gol hai aur har paap ka ek double role hai

Aaj ke baad ek saal tak roz tujhe tapli marenge ... aur tu inch-inch chota hota jayega

Har kadam par ek kutta milega tumhe ... par tum chaho toh woh tumhara nahi, tum uska istamal kar sakti ho

It's not the age ... it's the mileage!

Chota kaam kare toh mochi aur bada kare toh Bata ... chota kaam kare toh julaha aur bada kare toh khambata

Zyada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chaata ghusedh doonga aur kholonga bhi

Insaaf ki laathi mein awaaz ho ya na ho ... timing badi zalim hoti hai

Achche log jaldi upar jaate hai ... achcha hua main achcha nahi hua