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# 2161
Opposition agar janta ko bhashan deti hai ... toh hum janta ko ration denge
If the opposition gives speeches to the people ... then we will give ration to the people

Khiladi

Prem Chopra

Politics•Comedy
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# 2162
Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao
If you are caught taking a bribe ... then give a bribe and come out of it

Swarg

Paresh Rawal

Comedy
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# 2163
Mere chehre pe kutte ki naak lagi hui hai ... main apne karazdaar ko soongh ke pakad leta hoon
I have a dogs nose on my face ... I can smell my debtor and catch him

Sherdil

Kader Khan

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 2164
Uski wajah se mera blood pressure, pressure cooker ki mafik itna upar chad jata hai ... ki chaaro taraf se seetiyan bajne lagti hai
Because of him my blood pressure goes higher like as in a pressure cooker ... that from all four sides I keep whistling

Dulhe Raja

Dinesh Hingoo

Comedy
9
# 2165
Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake
Nowadays people want such an accountant ... who can keep the accounts properly and also when the time comes, can fix the accounts

Zamane Se Kya Darna

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy•Business
9
# 2166
Mere haath kanoon se zyada lambe hai ... jahan mera haath ja sakta hai, wahan kanoon ka haath nahi ja sakta
My hands are longer than the hands of the law ... where my hands can reach, the hands of the law can't reach

Inquilaab

Kader Khan

Comedy•Law & Order
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# 2167
Bade baap ka bigda hua beta aksar galat raaste par hi chalta hai
An ill-mannered son of rich man usually walks on the wrong path

Tridev

Jackie Shroff

Comedy
9
# 2168
Maalik, aapke charno ki lagi hui dhool ko mera namaskar
Sir, please accept my greetings for the dust on your feet

Himmatwala (1983)

Kader Khan

Comedy
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# 2169
Maaf nahin, main tujhe saaf kar doonga
I will not forgive you, I will clean you

Golmaal

Utpal Dutt

Comedy
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# 2170
Joh hai woh nahin hai ... aur joh nahin hai woh, woh kaise ho sakta hai?
The thing that is there is not there ... and the thing that is not there, how can it be there?

Chupke Chupke

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
9
# 2171
Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer
You are not a police officer ... foolish officer

Golmaal

Utpal Dutt

Comedy•Police
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# 2172
Desh ko seva nahi ... prime time entertainment chahiye
The country does not need service ... it needs prime time entertainment

Love Sex Aur Dhokha

Unknown

Comedy
9
# 2173
Mutra mukti karke aaon?
Can I pee and come?

Heyy Babyy

Fardeen Khan

Comedy
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# 2174
Hair stylist hai na ... har cheez trim karke bolta hai
He is a hair stylist ... that's why he trims everything he says

Golmaal Returns

Shreyas Talpade

Comedy
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# 2175
Duniya mein sabse zyada respect karta hoon main apni ... aarti utaarta hoon roz khud ki
I respect myself the most, in the world ... I do ritual's for me everyday

Bluffmaster

Nana Patekar

Comedy
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# 2176
Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai
I don't shop with the ladies, you know why? ... they bargain a lot

Bluffmaster

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy•Money
9
# 2177
Be positive yaar
Be positive pal

No Entry

Anil Kapoor

Inspiration•Comedy
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# 2178
App ne bola toh soulmate ... app nahi toh checkmate
If the app says then she's your soulmate ... and without the app you're checkmate

Param Sundari

Sanjay Kapoor

Technology & Science•Comedy
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# 2179
Jaise free ki advice ki koi value nahi hoti ... waise hi free mein advice maange wale ki bhi nahi hoti
Like free advice has no value ... just like that a person who asks for free advice also has no value

Tu Jhoothi Main Makkaar

Unknown

Comedy
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# 2180
Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani
Sex after love is spiritual ... and love after sex is cheating

Tu Jhoothi Main Makkaar

Ranbir Kapoor

Adult•Lies & Cheating•Comedy
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