Mere chehre pe kutte ki naak lagi hui hai ... main apne karazdaar ko soongh ke pakad leta hoon

Uski wajah se mera blood pressure, pressure cooker ki mafik itna upar chad jata hai ... ki chaaro taraf se seetiyan bajne lagti hai

Aajkal logon ko aisa accountant chahiye ... joh hisaab barabar bhi rakhe aur zaroorat aane par hisaab barabar bhi kar sake

Mere haath kanoon se zyada lambe hai ... jahan mera haath ja sakta hai, wahan kanoon ka haath nahi ja sakta

Bade baap ka bigda hua beta aksar galat raaste par hi chalta hai

Maalik, aapke charno ki lagi hui dhool ko mera namaskar

Maaf nahin, main tujhe saaf kar doonga

Joh hai woh nahin hai ... aur joh nahin hai woh, woh kaise ho sakta hai?

Aap police officer nahin ... foolish officer

Desh ko seva nahi ... prime time entertainment chahiye

Mutra mukti karke aaon?

Hair stylist hai na ... har cheez trim karke bolta hai

Duniya mein sabse zyada respect karta hoon main apni ... aarti utaarta hoon roz khud ki

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

Be positive yaar

App ne bola toh soulmate ... app nahi toh checkmate

Jaise free ki advice ki koi value nahi hoti ... waise hi free mein advice maange wale ki bhi nahi hoti

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani

Mogambo toh phir bhi khush ho jaata hai ... lekin yeh biwiyan kabhi khush nahi hoti hai

Itna bhajan kirtan teri maa karti hai na ... toh mujhe darr hai ek din bhagwan khud prakat honge aur request karenge ... please yeh chamach dholak bajana band karo ... dev lok mein log soo nahi paa rahe hai