Insaan itna ghatiya janwar hai ... ki waqt padhne par khuda ki zaat se bhi inkaar karde

The human is such a bad animal ... that if needed he can even deny the existence of God

Sher aatank machata hai aur zakhmi sher tabaahi

A tiger creates terror and a wounded tiger creates destruction

Is duniya mein do tarah ka keeda hota hai ... ek woh joh kachre se uthta hai ... aur doosra woh joh paap ki gandhgi se uthta hai ... kachre waala keeda insaan ko beemar kar deta hai ... magar paap ki gandhgi ka keeda saare samaaj ko beemar kar deta hai

There are two types of bugs in this world ... one that rises from the trash ... and other that rises from the filthiness of sin ... the bug from the trash makes people sick ... but the bug from the filthiness of sin makes the entire society sick

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Yeh toh sher ki guffa hai ... yahan agar tumne karvat bhi li toh samjho maut ko bulava diya

This is a tigers cave ... here if you move then understand that you are calling death

Sher hoon main sher ... aur sher tab tak raja hota hai jab tak akela rehta hai

I'm a lion ... and a lion is a king until he's single

Yeh awaaz ek kutte ke mooh se bhi achchi lagegi

This voice will sound good even from a dog's mouth

Humne saanp ko doodh pilaya ... par hum doodh pila sakte hai, toh uska sar bhi kuchal sakte hai

I have fed milk to a snake ... but if I can feed milk then I can also crush its head

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte

Just like unfaithful lovers can never stay in one heart ... similarly rats can never stay in one hole

Janwaron ko tehzeeb sikha di hum insaano ne ... ab insaano ko insaaniyat sikhane ke din aa gaye hai

We humans have taught manners to animals ... now the days have come to teach humanity to humans

Ghode par bahetkar jaan ki baazi lagane mein woh maaza nahi ... joh chahat ke maidan mein dil ki baazi laga dene mein hai

Sitting on a horse and betting on life is not as much fun as ... being in the ground of love and betting on the heart

Tujhe samjhana jaise haathi ko chaddi pehnana hai

Explaining something to you is as tough as making an elephant wear an underwear

Pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat ... kauve ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... gadhe ko de diye khane badam ... kaisi yeh jodi milayi mere Ram

A monkey inside a human, is God's act ... a grape in the mouth of a crow, is God's act ... we gave a donkey almonds to eat ... what a pair have you made lord Ram

Pagal kutta aur awara haathi ... dono bandook ki goli ke liye hi banne hai

A mad dog and a tramp elephant ... both are made for a bullet of the gun

Hindustan ki pavitra dharti par pehda hokar ... gadhe ki tarah mehnat karke, kutte ki tarah jeena chhodkar ... chori chakari kar raha hai?

Being born on the holy land of India ... after working hard like a donkey, and leaving the life of a dog ... instead you are stealing?

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Stay or leave, it's your wish ... I don't give a crocodile's ass

Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai

The day when I see a white girl ... several black dogs start barking in my blood simultaneously

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Without an address in this city you will only get bugs and spiders ... not humans

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's (a dogs) death

Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

When a man goes through a bad time ... then even if he is sitting on a camel ... then to a dog bites him