Jis tarah mazab-e-islam mein haraam hai suvar khana ... jis tarah hindu dharam mein paap hai gaye khana ... in sabse bada gunaah hai ... mard hokar kisi aurat ke jism ki kamai khana

Kutton aur bikhariyon ka andhar aana mana hai

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Apne badan pe chot lage toh saala janwar bhi rota hai ... insaan woh hai joh doosre ki chot ko mehsoos kar sake

Kutte ka naam Masakali rakh dene se ... woh kutta kabutar nahi ho jaata

Kutte ki dumm aur mard ki akal ... kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti

Main woh bala hoon joh jooton se tum jaise kutton ke sarr phodta hoon

Jungle mein jaanwar ka shikaar ho toh insaan ko pata bhi nahi chalta ... lekin insaan ka ho toh jaanwaro ko bhi khabar ho jaati hai

Kutta paalo, billi paalo, yahan tak ki saanp paalna ... par galatfahmi mat paalna

Insaan ko gaddar hona chahiye ... wafadar toh kutta bhi hota hai

Kutta chahe bunglay mein rahe yah gali mein, doodh piye ya naale ka pani ... uski dum seedhi nahi hoti ... kyun ki basically woh kutta hai

Toh tu hi hai woh kaanta jisne sone ki machali fasayi hai?

Chipkali ke bachche kabhi magarmach nahi ban sakte ... woh deewar par rhengte rhengte hi mar jaate hai

Kehte hai jungle mein naya janwar aaye toh ... sabse pehle sher ko saalam karna padta hai

Choti machliyan badi machliyon ko dhamki kabhi nahi deti

Sher ki khaal pehenkar aaj tak koi aadmi sher nahin ban saka

Mere kutte ko kutta bolega tu!

Hum karte fight aur tu karta bark hai ... abhe fish tank ke machhi hum samundar ke shark hai

Choti machli bahut pakad li ... ab magarmach pakadne ki baari hai

Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai