Kachhuae na kahaniyon mein jeette hai ... asli zindagi mein nahi

Tortoises only win in stories ... not in real life

Kutta jab pagal ho jaata hai toh usse goli maar dete hai

When a dog does mad then we shoot him

Magarmach ke mooh se shayad gosh ka tukda nikalna aasaan hai ... lekin Baburao jisko apne daanton mein daboch le na ... usse na toh aaj tak koi chhuda paya hai aur na chhuda payega

It may be easier to pull out a piece of meat from a crocodile's mouth ... but the one who Baburao catches with his teeth ... no one till today has been able to free him and neither anyone will be able to free him

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?

When a dog runs behind a car then ... does he want to buy the car or drive it?

Prince charming milne se pehle ... bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai

Before you find your prince charming ... you have to kiss a lot of frogs

Billi ke nakhoon badh jaane se ... billi sher nahi ban jaati

When the nails of the cat grow ... the cat does not become a tiger

Haathi agar chinti ke upar pair rakh de toh chinti marta nahi ... usse masalna parta hai

If an elephant keeps a leg on an ant then the ant does not die ... you have to smash it

Kuch saanp itne zehreelay hote hai ... ki agar woh kaat le toh palak jhapakte hi zindagi kat jaati hai ... woh karvat badalne ka mauka tak nahi dete

Some snakes are so poisonous ... that if they bite then life ends in a blink ... they don't even give you a chance to move

Arjun jab chidiye ki aankh ka nishana lagata hai ... toh usse chidiye ki aankh ke siva kuch dikhayi nahi deta

When Arjun aims at the eye of a bird ... then he can't see anything else other than the birds eye

Sher ko jungle se pakad kar pinjare mein bandh kar diya hai ... magar sher toh pinjare mein bhi ghaas nahin khata

They have caught the tiger and locked in a cage ... but a tiger does not eat grass even in the cage

Taqat toh genda bhi lagata hai ... lekin sher lagata hai taqat aur technique, dono ... sher ban'na hai, genda nahi

Even a rhinoceros applies strength ... but a tiger applies strength and technique, both ... we should become a tiger and not a rhinoceros

Jis darakht ki jadh mein saanp ka bil ho ... parinde uski shaakon par ghosla nahi banate

The root of a tree that has a snake hole ... birds don't make a nest on its branches

Awaaz toh teri ek din main neechi karoonga ... sher ki tarah garajne waala ... billi ki zabaan bolega

One day I will lower your voice ... someone who roars like a tiger ... will talk like a cat

Chuha sher ka mooch ke baal se khelne ka himmat tabhi karta hai ... jab sher lohe ka zanjeer mein jakda hua ho

A mouse dares to play with the whiskers of a tiger only when ... the tiger is tied up in iron shackles

Zindagi race ki tarah hai ... joh ghoda jeetta hai ussi ki izzat hoti hai

Life is like a race ... where only the horse that wins gets respect

Hamara desh ek sone ki chidiya hai, jise aap log bech-bechkar, bech-bechkar apne pet mein dharna chahte ho ... phat jayega pet, mooh mein nahi aayegi chidiya ... kyun ki ab woh chidiya baaz ban chuki hai ... joh aapko noch-nochke, noch-nochke kha jayegi

Our country is a golden bird which you guys have sold to feed your stomach ... your stomach will blow up, but this bird will not come in your mouth ... because now that bird has become an eagle ... who will tear you into pieces and eat you

Cheel ki chaunch mein angoor, khuda ki kudrat ... pehlu-e-hoor mein langoor, khuda ki kudrat

The presence of a grape in the beak of a vulture, is Gods act ... and a monkey inside a human, is also Gods act

Apun kutte ki woh dum hai joh barah baras nalli mein daalke rakho ... nalli tedhi ho jayegi ... apun seedha nahi hoga

I am a dog's tail which even if you keep in a tube for 12 years ... the tube will get curled ... but I won't become straight

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Pehle daru peeta tha, maar peet karta tha ... toh Singham tha ... maine isse sab kuch chhudake chewing bana diya

First he used to drink alcohol, he used fight ... then he was Singham (lion) ... I made him leave all that and turned him into a chewing gum