Jab aadmi ka waqt bura aata hai ... toh chahe woh unth pe hi kyun na behta ho ... phir bhi kutta usse kaat leta hai

Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le

Rajneeti ki bhains ke liye daulat ki lathi ki zaroorat hoti hai

Mujhe junglee billiyan pasand hai

Kutton aur bikhariyon ka andhar aana mana hai

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Kuch parinde aaise bhi hote hai joh halaat ke pinjre mein qaid toh hote hai magar majboor nahi hote ... unki baazuon mein itni taqat hoti hai ki woh pinjra samet udh jaate hai

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

Main ek zeharelay saanp par bharosa kar sakta hoon ... tum par nahi

Ajgar kisse, kab aur kahan nighal jaata hai ... yeh toh marne waale ko bhi pata nahin chalta

Saanp ko doodh sirf Nag Panchami ke din hi pilaya jaata hai ... kisi aur din ghar mein gusse toh usse kuchla hi jaata hai

Jaan chahe janwar ki ho ya insaan ki ... jaan, jaan hoti hai ... khoon chahe janwar ka gire ya aadmi ka ... dard dono ko ek sa hota hai

Achcha hua sanam hum bewafaa nikle ... wafaadar toh kutte hote hai

Kutta chahe bunglay mein rahe yah gali mein, doodh piye ya naale ka pani ... uski dum seedhi nahi hoti ... kyun ki basically woh kutta hai

Main woh bala hoon joh jooton se tum jaise kutton ke sarr phodta hoon

Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai

Police ka kaam hai kauwon ki tarah choch marna ... aur hamara kaam hai unhe bajra dalkar gumrah karna

Hum unlogo mein se nahin hai, joh saanp ka sar kuchalkar usse maar dalte hai ... hum unlogo mein se hai, joh saanp ka sar pakad lete hai aur uske baad uske zehrile daanton ko nikaalkar ... usse nachate hai aur paisa kamate hai

Woh aadmi jis raaste se chalta hai ... usse saanp bhi chhodkar hat jaata hai

Magarmach ke cheenkne se machchar marte hain ... mard nahin