Choti moti machliya pakadne se kya hoga ... chalo koi bada haath maro

Main woh agjar hoon joh apne shikaar ko apni phoonkar se kheenchkar bina chabaye nighal jaata hoon

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Dekhne mein bewda, bhagne mein ghoda aur maarne mein hatauda

Duniya mein koi bhoot pret, koi jungli janwar is insaan naam ke janwar se zyada khatarnak nahi hota ... nuksaan toh sirf jeete jaagte insaan hi pahunchate hai

Ek khatmal poori raat ko apahij kar deta hai

Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow

Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

Saanp ke bil mein haath wohi daalta hai ... joh uske zehar ka todh jaanta ho

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

Election circus ki tarah hota hai ... jahan pe joker sirf time pass ke liye hota hai ... ticketein khareedi jaati hai sher ko dekhne ke liye

Main tere pyar mein kya kya na bana Meena ... kabhi bana kutta, kabhi kamina

Ghoda ghaas se dosti kar lega ... toh khayega kya?

Aye good night ke machchar ... mere dimaag pe sawaalon ka manjira mat bajaa

Gadhaa kitna bhi imported sabun lagaye ... woh ghoda nahi ban jaata

Kutta jab pagal ho jaata hai toh usse goli maar dete hai

Kachhuae na kahaniyon mein jeette hai ... asli zindagi mein nahi

Ox mane behll ... Ford mane gaadi ... Oxford bole toh behllgaadi

Yeh sher boodha zaroor ho gaya hai ... lekin shikaar karna nahi bhoola

Aye bhai agar main hal chalayega ... toh bhail kya karega?