Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena

Rather than living as a tigers tail ... it is better to live as a dogs mouth

Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai

Dogs have a very sharp memory

Hum unlogo mein se nahin hai, joh saanp ka sar kuchalkar usse maar dalte hai ... hum unlogo mein se hai, joh saanp ka sar pakad lete hai aur uske baad uske zehrile daanton ko nikaalkar ... usse nachate hai aur paisa kamate hai

I am not someone who crushes a snakes head and kills it ... I am someone who catches the snakes head and removes the poisonous teeth ... and then I'll make it dance and make money

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

No matter how much a crow bathes in the washing machine ... he does not become fair

Bandar ke haath mein yeh saaz dekhiye aur ulloo ke sar pe yeh taj dekhiye ... joh dekha kabhi na woh aaj dekhiye ... hasegi joh dekhegi duniya tamaam ... kaisi yeh jodi milayi mere Ram

Look at the musical instrument in the hands of a monkey and look at the crown on the head of an owl ... today look at what you have never seen before ... the whole world will laugh when they look at this ... what a pair have you made lord Ram

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey

In the age of vice life's a bitch ... and people are dogs

No but, no why ... free free bird and blue blue sky

No but, no why ... let's fly like a free bird in the blue sky

Aadmi ke paida hote hi kaal apne bhaise pe baithke chal padta hai usse vapis lewane ... aadmi ki zindagi utni jitna samay us bhaise ko laga us tak pahunchne mein

When a person is born then time sits on his buffalo and leaves to get him back ... hence the life of that person is equal to the time that it takes for that buffalo to reach him

Tumhe pata hai parindo aur insaano mein kya farak hota hai ... parindo ko sone ke liye jitni jagah chahiye hoti hai ... utna hi bada ghosla banate hai ... aur insaan apne aashiyane se kabhi khush nahi hota ... usse aur bada banana chahta hai

Do you know what's the difference between birds and humans ... the amount of space that birds need to sleep ... they make their nest only that much bigger ... but humans are never happy with their mansions ... they want to make them bigger and bigger

Nagin dushman ko maarne ke liye kabhi kabhi insaan ka roop dharan kar leti hai ... lekin tumhare jaisa insaan ki shakal mein naag aaj tak pehda nahi hua

Sometimes a snake lady takes the appearance of a human to kill her enemies ... but a person in the face of a snake like you has never been born till today

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

When 10 assholes die then one dog is born ... when 100 dogs die then one pig is born ... when 1000 pigs die then one pimp is born ... and when 100,000 pimps die then one dirty politician like you is born

Mohabbat janwar ko bhi insaan bana deti hai ... lekin kuch insaan aaise hote hai jinhe mohabbat bhi insaan nahi bana sakti ... woh zindagi bhar janwar bankar reh jaate hai

Love turns an animal into a human ... but some people are such that not even love can turn them into humans ... they remain as animals their entire life

Main tera woh bura haal karoonga ... joh dimak lakdi ka aur chipkali makdi ka karti hai

I will get you in such a condition ... what a termite does to wood and what a lizard does to a spider

Kholo kholo apni aankhen aur gaur se suno ... dene ko toh bahut kuch hai, par apna sa kuch dena chahti hoon ... ek boond suraj ki, ek qatra aasman ka, koyal ki aadhi kook aur kuch jagmagate sapne ... achcha lage toh aur maango ... dene ko toh bahut kuch hai, par apna sa kuch dena chahti hoon ... aasman sa aaina, ek dibbi titliyon ki, ek chamach nadi ki dhar aur ek mutthi zindagi ... achcha lage toh aur maango ... dene ko toh bahut kuch hai, par apna sa kuch dena chahti hoon

Open your eyes and listen carefully ... I have so many things to give, but I want to give something personal ... one drop of the sun, a fragment of the sky, half song of the cuckoo bird and some glittering dreams ... if you like it then ask for more ... I have so many things to give, but I want to give something personal ... the sky like a mirror, a box of butterflies, a spoon of the river and one handful of life ... if you like it then ask for more ... I have so many things to give, but I want to give something personal

Hum tumhe aaisi maut denge ... ki log kutte ko bhulakar tumhari maut ki misaal diya karenge

I will give you such a death ... that people will forget the dog and they will give examples of your death

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Great work my cheetah ... great work!

Yeh koyle ki khaan ek ajgar hai ... joh roz anginat mazdooron ko nighalta hai aur unhe chabake, peeske, kuchalke ... unke jismon se zindagi ka ek ek katra chooskar ... ek laash ki soorat mein unhe vapas ughal deta hai

This coal mine is a python ... which swallows countless workers everyday and chews them, crushes them, smashes them ... it sucks every drop of life from their body ... and then spits them out in the form of a dead body

Makkhiyon ki aadat hi aisi hoti hai ... jitni baar udao, phir aa jaati hai

Mosquitos have an habit such that ... no matter how many times you fly them away, they come back

Duniya ka sabse khatarnak janwar insaan hi hota hai

The most dangerous animal in the world is a human

Tiger na billo se darta hai ... aur na billo ke pillo se

A tiger is not scared of cats ... and neither of her kittens