Mere kutte ko kutta bolega tu!
Archana Puran Singh
Hum karte fight aur tu karta bark hai ... abhe fish tank ke machhi hum samundar ke shark hai
Unknown
Choti machli bahut pakad li ... ab magarmach pakadne ki baari hai
Manoj Bajpai
Kholo kholo apni aankhen aur gaur se suno ... dene ko toh bahut kuch hai, par apna sa kuch dena chahti hoon ... ek boond suraj ki, ek qatra aasman ka, koyal ki aadhi kook aur kuch jagmagate sapne ... achcha lage toh aur maango ... dene ko toh bahut kuch hai, par apna sa kuch dena chahti hoon ... aasman sa aaina, ek dibbi titliyon ki, ek chamach nadi ki dhar aur ek mutthi zindagi ... achcha lage toh aur maango ... dene ko toh bahut kuch hai, par apna sa kuch dena chahti hoon
Udita Goswami
Hum tumhe aaisi maut denge ... ki log kutte ko bhulakar tumhari maut ki misaal diya karenge
Raj Babbar
Tu chuha mota hai ... par tera khali lota hai
Sher ki dumm bankar jeene se achcha hai ... kutte ka mooh bankar jeena
Main toh aaj tak samajhta tha ki daulat insaan ko sirf pagal banati hai ... par main dekh raha hoon ... daulat insaan ko soovar bhi bana deti hai
Raghuvaran
Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai
Akshay Kumar
Tumhe pata hai parindo aur insaano mein kya farak hota hai ... parindo ko sone ke liye jitni jagah chahiye hoti hai ... utna hi bada ghosla banate hai ... aur insaan apne aashiyane se kabhi khush nahi hota ... usse aur bada banana chahta hai
Karan Singh Grover
Udaan pankhon se hoti na toh mor sabse ooncha udhta ... udaan hoti hai hausalon se
Anupam Kher
Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!
Aamir Khan
Janwar jab adamkhor ban jaye ... toh uski chamdi udherkar deewar par chipka di jaati hai
Om Puri
Dalle aur pille ke saath ek jaisa suluk karna chahiye ... agar baat se na maane, toh laat maarni chahiye
Shahrukh Khan
Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai
Salman Khan
To understand you ... the elephant wear underwear ... easy
Madhavan
Ghoda jitna bhi adyal ho ... uspar savari karne ka utna hi mazaa aata hai
Sanjay Dutt
Main tera woh bura haal karoonga ... joh dimak lakdi ka aur chipkali makdi ka karti hai
Mohan Joshi
Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo
Ranveer Singh
Naav mein behet kar jaal phekna bahut aasaan hai ... pani mein utrega toh badi machliyan kha jayengi
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