Baap, bhai, beta, shohar ... Begum Jaan ki chaukhat ke us paar hard mard murgha hota hai ... teen taangon wala murgha

Har ek kutro wafadar hoye chhe ... par aaiyan toh maaroich wafadar kutro nikdo

Makkhiyon ki aadat hi aisi hoti hai ... jitni baar udao, phir aa jaati hai

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

Mohabbat janwar ko bhi insaan bana deti hai ... lekin kuch insaan aaise hote hai jinhe mohabbat bhi insaan nahi bana sakti ... woh zindagi bhar janwar bankar reh jaate hai

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

Bakra khud kasai ke ghar ke samne jaakar kathak karne laga ... toh use kaun bacha sakta hai?

Saale rasta bhar photo khichte aa rahen hain ... camel photo cow aoo photo ... gada ullu kauva kabotar ... photo photo photo

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

Behen ke ghar bhai kutta ... aur sasur ke ghar jamai kutta

Mard ke bachche aurat ke daaman se nahi ... sher ke panjo se khela karte hai

Khud laat marte ho aur mujhe gadha kehte ho?

Apne aangan ki bedh doosre ke ghar mein phale phoole toh ... ghar ke armaan maati mein mil jaate hai

Kutte ki dum tedi ki tedi hi rehti hai

Nau se panch hai yeh tera kaam, tu toh gullyon mein ghoomta hai ... dum dabake nikal le tu, shehar ka paala kutta hai

Na main kisi saanp se darti hoon na kisi seedi se ... I'm way above your snakes and ladders game

Zindagi mein jitne chahe dushman bana lena ... magar kabhi kisi ko apna dost nahi banana ... kyun ki dost ek aisa naag hai jis logon ko peekar jeeta hai ... ek din apna saara zehar us hi logon mein bhar deta hai

Delhi mein billi maarlo, khalo ... paalo nahi ... bahut mehenga padta hai

Doston ke dukh dard baatne dekho Jaggi aaya hai ... abhe kaun hai woh kabootar jisne tumhe sataya hai

Lalach insaan ko ek pagal kutta bana deti hai ... joh apne malik ko bhi kaat leta hai