Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

Kabootar ka yuck brings good luck

Garmi chahe mausam ki ho ya daulat ki ... sirf gadhe hi magan rehte hai us mein

Chaar kilo alu kha gaya bhalu ... tu bhi chalu aur main bhi chalu

Bandar ke haath mein yeh saaz dekhiye aur ulloo ke sar pe yeh taj dekhiye ... joh dekha kabhi na woh aaj dekhiye ... hasegi joh dekhegi duniya tamaam ... kaisi yeh jodi milayi mere Ram

Toh tu hi hai woh kaanta jisne sone ki machali fasayi hai?

Bholi Punjaban chidiya nahi cheel hai ... coffin mein aakhri keel hai

Sher dildar hua karte hai aur kutte wafaadar ... na tum sher nikle aur na kutte

Choti machliyan badi machliyon ko dhamki kabhi nahi deti

Hum janwaron ka nahin ... insaanon ka shikaar karte hai

Sher ki khaal pehenkar aaj tak koi aadmi sher nahin ban saka

Sher ko apne bachon ki hifasat ke liye shikari kutton ki zaroorat nahi hai

Aadmi ke paida hote hi kaal apne bhaise pe baithke chal padta hai usse vapis lewane ... aadmi ki zindagi utni jitna samay us bhaise ko laga us tak pahunchne mein

Nagin dushman ko maarne ke liye kabhi kabhi insaan ka roop dharan kar leti hai ... lekin tumhare jaisa insaan ki shakal mein naag aaj tak pehda nahi hua

Joh shikaar khud chalkar sher ki gaar mein aata hai ... woh achchi tarah janta hai ki sher ke daant kaise todhe jaate hai

Jab dus kamine marte hai toh ek kutta pehda hota hai ... jab sau kutte marte hai toh ek soovar pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek hazaar soovar marte hai toh ek bhadwa pehda hota hai ... aur jab ek lakh bhadwe marte hai tab tujh jaisa ek ganda neta pehda hota hai

Choonti ke par aur nagin ka sar ... shuruvat mein hi kuchal dena chahiye

Kutte ko ghee aur chor ko izzat ... kabhi hazam nahi hoti

Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai

Kalyug mein zindagi badi kaiyan hai ... aur log maha kaminey