Pachaas pachaas kos door jab gaon mein Holi hoti hai ... toh maa kehti hai sooja beti sooja ... varna apni pichkaari lekar Jabbar aa jayega

Meri mardangi ke bare mein aap gaon ki kisi bhi ladki se pooch sakte ho ... report achchi milegi

Main teri itni botiyan karoonga ... ki aaj gaon ka koi bhi kutta bhookha nahi soyega

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ... toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"

Yahan se pachas pachas kos door gaon mein ... jab bachcha raat ko rota hai, toh maa kehti hai bete soo ja ... soo ja nahi toh Gabbar Singh aa jayega

Agar desh ka vikaas karna ho ... toh pehle gaanv ka vikaas karna hoga

Hindustan ka dil uske gaon mein dhadakta hai

Iske tukde tukde karke poore gaon mein prasad ki tarah baant do

Gaanv mein wow ... maska pav ... meow!

Yeh gaon mera hain aur main is gaon ka Jaikant Shikre

Ab koi gandi harkat tumne ki ... toh faisla panchayat nahi ... main karoonga

Aaj ka tumhara humhara yeh case, kisi panchayat mein nahi jayega ... yahin behas hogi, yahin par faisla hoga aur sazaa bhi yahin par di jayegi

Haqeeqat khul gayi teri ki tu kaisa gavala hai ... kamine dushmano ke gaon ka tu rehne waala hai

Hamaade gaon mein chuttad dhone se pehle ... tamancha chalana sikhate hai

Is desh ke shehar shehar, gaon gaon mein, yahan tak ki ghar ghar ke andar nashe ko pohchane ki lagan honi chahiye hum mein

Chook gaye do nain se aur thokaren kha gaye paon ... moorakh mukhiya bhool kare aur bhugte saara gaon

Dhoonde ankhiyan, dhoonde dariya, dhoonde sara gaon ... sabse pehle dekh re moorakh, ka padhe ho tero paon

Jab bete ki ghar mein shikayatein aane lage aur gaon mein charcha hone lage ... toh samjho beta jawan ho gaya

Gaanv mein oow ... baasi pav ... what to do now!

Gaon ki shudh hawa khai hai maine, cigarette ha dhuan nahi ... faulad ka seena hai mera, haddiyon ka pinjra nahi