Funny guy, senses of humor ... I like that

Funny guy, good sense of humor ... I like that

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante ... "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

People who can only understand the language of beatings cannot be counselled by words

Jung mein jab shoot karne ka order dete hai toh, kab kahan kaise uska toh pata hota hai magar kyun ... fauji ko na yeh batate hai, na usse janane ka haq hota hai

In a war when you get an order to shoot, you know when, where and how to do that, but why ... a soldier is never told the reason behind it and neither does he have the right to know that

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

There are two types of Indians ... one on whom you cannot depend ... and other are whom you cannot tolerate

East or west never rest until you find the best

East or west never rest until you find the best

Emotion ke loose motion lag gaye hai

Your emotions are having a loose motion

Vaah re neeli chatri waale tu toh chatri kholke upar baith gaya ... aur lafde ka baarish mein main bheeg raha hai idhar

Oh god, you're sitting up there with a blue open umbrella ... and I'm the one here who is getting drenched in the rain of problems

Usse haath milane ke baad ... haath ka ungliyan check karna zaroori hota hai

After shaking hands with him ... it is necessary to check the fingers on your hand

Arrey duniya waalon ne toh chand tak ko nahi chhoda ... toh ek abla besahara aurat ko kya chhodenge ... duniya ki ungliyan uspar uthti rahengi aur aurat ka dum ghutta rahega

People of the world have not left the moon alone ... then how will they leave an helpless woman alone ... the fingers of the world will keep pointing at her and she will keep suffocating

Joh aadmi pehda hoke susu nahi sue karta hai ... bada hoke kitna bada suvar banega

A boy who sues instead of peeing when he is born ... will become the biggest plaintiff when he grows up

Tijori saaf, kaha suna maaf

Please pardon me, I've cleaned the vault