Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan

To stay happy in life you only need 3 things ... good food, good cars and good girls

Mumbai shehar dikhave ka shehar hai ... yahan jiske paas gaahi ho, uski gaadi fatafat chalti hai

The city of Mumbai is a city of flaunting ... here one who has a car, moves faster

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

Ek baar ghulami se peecha chhudaya tha hamare buzurgon ne ... toh kya aaj hum phir ghulam ban jayenge? ... chand aaise gaddar netaon ke haathon mein desh ki bhaag-daur ko saunp denge ... jinki gaadiyan bullet-proof, kapde daag-proof, kaan sound-proof aur aankhen sharam-proof? ... bolo, jawaab do!

Our elders had saved us once from slavery ... so today will we become slaves once again? ... will we give the operations of our country into the hands of a few corrupt politicians ... whose cars are bullet-proof, clothes are stain-proof, ears are sound-proof and eyes are shame-proof? ... tell me, answer me!

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Car se aane waale aksar derr se aate hai

People who come by car are usually late

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

Hum the jinke sahare, woh hue na hamare ... doobi jab dil ki naiyya, samne the kinare

The person who was supporting me, didn't become mine ... when the boat of the heart drowned, then the shore was near

Vimaan mein emergency ke char dwar hote hai ... aage do dwar, peeche do dwar ... charon na khule toh Haridwar

There are four emergency doors in an airplane ... two in the front, two at the back ... and if all four don't open then you'll go to Haridwar

Dulha scooter pe aayega!

Bridegroom will come on a scooter!

Kismat gaadi ke gear jaisi hai ... agar time par badal diye toh zindagi ki speed badh jaati hai

Destiny is like the gear system of a car ... if you change it on time then the speed of life increases

Apun ke signal pe rukne waali yeh sab gaadiyan hai na ... apne model aur keemat ki oonch neech ko ek taraf rakh ... kandhe se kandha milake aaise khadi rehti hai na ... maano ki apne signal ko izzat de rehli ho

All these cars that stop at our signal ... keep their model and price on one side ... and stand shoulder to shoulder in a way that ... it looks as if they are paying respect to our signal

Seeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye

Get alert with the horn of the train ... your ticket is out, hence you'll go straight up (to god)

Kya cheez hai Mumbai, aamchi Mumbai ... woh vada pav ki chutney, woh Mahim ki phirni, woh local train ke dhakke, woh signal pe chakke ... woh traffic, woh kooda, woh kachra, woh auto taxi ka nakhra ... woh machi waali ka jhagda, woh bhel, woh pani-puri, woh ragda ... woh Wadala, woh Chakala, woh Bandra, kahin Sakku bai toh kahin Sandra ... woh aunty ka adda, saala main road pe hich khadda ... yaar jaisa bhi hai ... aamchi Mumbai toh aamchi hai yaar

What a great place Mumbai is, our Mumbai ... the chutney of vada pav, the phirni (sweet) of Mahim, the pushing in the local trains, the eunuchs at a traffic signal ... the traffic, the garbage, the trash, the tantrums of rickshaw and taxi ... the fight with the fish lady, the bhel, the pani-puri, the ragda ... places like Wadala, Chakala, Bandra, somewhere there is the maid Sakku and somewhere there is Sandra ... the aunt's location, bloody the pothole on the main road ... my friend however it is ... our Mumbai is our own

Iss duniya ki gaadi baimaani aur rishwat ke paiyon par chal rahi hai

The car of this world is running on the wheels of dishonesty and bribe

Bade bade sheharon ki choti choti buses mein aaisa hota rehta hai

These things keep happening in small small buses in big big cities

Driver ... gaadi roko!

Driver ... stop the car!

Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge

Many cars run on the highway of life ... if you try to stop them then they'll stop ... if you ask for a lift then you'll get it ... and even if they don't have space then to they'll adjust and accommodate you ... but when it comes to family cars ... they won't stop for you ... they won't give you a lift ... and even if they have space then to they won't accommodate you

Inka dil hai chota, badi hai gaadi ... aur dhanda poora sarkari

His heart is small, his car is big ... and his business is all connected with the government

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage

If you were born separately ... then today you would've had 4 to 5 brothers and sisters ... if I'll put 4 wheels on you ... then you'll look like a Nano car