I am now like a car without petrol and an alcoholic drink without intoxication ... I am now like a torn sari which even a eunuch will not wear

It's very easy to sit in a boat and throw the net ... but if you get in the water then the big fish will eat you up

All these cars that stop at our signal ... keep their model and price on one side ... and stand shoulder to shoulder in a way that ... it looks as if they are paying respect to our signal

To stay happy in life you only need 3 things ... good food, good cars and good girls

These things keep happening in small small buses in big big cities

If you were born separately ... then today you would've had 4 to 5 brothers and sisters ... if I'll put 4 wheels on you ... then you'll look like a Nano car

Everyone's boat reaches the shore ... those who don't have a captain have god with them

In New York whenever a dream breaks ... then a taxi driver is born

There are four emergency doors in an airplane ... two in the front, two at the back ... and if all four don't open then you'll go to Haridwar

I'm highly trained to train those who think that they're trained ... whether they are in front of the train or behind the train ... because I fight off the train, by the train, for the train

If Priya is a Mercedes then you are Maruti ... if Priya is a Boeing then you are a bullock cart ... if Priya is a Kohinoor diamond then you are Kohinoor basmati rice ... if Priya is a capable then you are chick peas from Kabul

A car is a servant for the rich ... and a taxi is the food provider for the poor

Get alert with the horn of the train ... your ticket is out, hence you'll go straight up (to god)

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

This world is a car that runs on the wheels of lies ... which burns the hopes of the poor people rather than petrol

Whether the price of petrol is 80, 90 or even 100 ... a lot of cars come on the road at 9 o'clock

Bridegroom will come on a scooter!

Destiny is like the gear system of a car ... if you change it on time then the speed of life increases

He calls the comb as an orange ... boiled milk as thickened milk ... he calls anything moving as a car ... look Kabira is crying

Miss sweety, my honey ... you are an aircondition taxi ... you are sexy