Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

Yeh dil hai na ... tractor ki engine ki tarah dhadakhta hai

This heart ... beats like a tractors engine

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Traveled in a train, traveled in a plane, traveled in cars ... but no journey was as much fun as this journey in your arms is

Yahan par garmi bahut zyada hai ... main apni AC BC DC car mein jaakar beheta hoon

It is very hot here ... I'll go and sit in my AC BC DC car

Bike ho ya ghar ... handle hamesha apne haath mein ... varna bhabhi kabhi izzat nahi karegi

Be it a bike or home ... one should always keep the handle in their hand ... or else my sister-in-law will never respect you

Aaj mere paas buildingey hai, property hai, bank balance hai, bungla hai, gaadi hai ... kya hai, kya hai tumhare pass?

Today I have buildings, properties, bank balance, bungalow, car ... what do you have?

Jahan na pahunche rail gaadi wahan pahunche bail gaadi ... jahan na pahunche bail gaadi wahan pahunche Marwadi

A bullock cart can reach where a train can't ... and a Marwadi can reach where a bullock cart can't

Bungle mein rahenge ... gadi mein ghumenge ... noton pe sooenge

We will stay in a bungalow ... go out in a car ... sleep on money

Arre agar koi ghar chala sakta hai toh ... gadi mein bhi reh sakta hai

If one run a house then ... one can live in a car also

Ladki khoobsurat ho aur Scooty par ho toh pyar ho jaata hai ... aur jab ladki badsurat ho aur Mercedes mein ho toh pyar jhak marke karna hi padta hai

If the girl is beautiful and on a Scooty (moped) then you'll fall in love ... and if the girl is ugly and in a Mercedes then you'll have to fall in love

Gaadiya videshi look mein achchi lagti hai ... aur foreigners hamesha Indian sanskar mein achche lagte hai

Cars look good with foreign looks ... and foreigners always look good with Indian cultures

Jab tak in ameeron ki bheje mein ghusi hui daulat ki garmi ko nahi nikala jayega ... tab tak yeh hum gareebon par gaadiyan chadate hi jayenge

Until the attitude of wealth is removed from the brains of these rich people ... they will keep driving their cars over poor people like us

Bachon ko maarna paap hai, par hum toh iske baap hai ... tu full pateli karta hai par tera train ka ticket toh half hai

It's a sin to beat kids, but I'm his dad ... you act very smart but still you need only a half ticket to ride the train

Chal lekar apni naav chale, chandan chandani ke gaon chale ... indradhanush ki behti dhara, uske paar teesra kinara ... is safar mein aur koi nahi, yeh safar hai bas mera tumhara ... ab kis dastak ka hai intezar, jab tumhe pukarta ho pyar aur samne ho sapnon ka sansar ... chal lekar sapnon ki naav chale, chandan chandani ke gaon chale

Let's take our boat and go to the village of sandalwood and moonlight ... the flowing stream of the rainbow and the third shore behind it ... this journey is just ours and no one else ... now you are waiting for what, when love is calling you and the world of dreams is in front of you ... let's take our boat and go to the village of sandalwood and moonlight

Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

A train runs on tracks, if you touch Sivaji then you will be a dead body ... small children watch PoGo (channel), don't tease Sivaji go from here ... after six comes seven, Sivaji will defeat you all

Caren hai bahut zyada par tel bahut kam hai ... issi liye Iraq pe giraye gaye itne bomb hai

There are a lot of cars but very less petrol ... that's why there were so many bombs dropped on Iraq

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

You mannerless, with the boss being present ... why will the driver drive the car

Main daudunga in pairon se, tu bhaga le apni gaadiyan ... teri akal itni kam hai, jitni kam meri maa ke paas sareeyan

I'll run with my legs and you can speed in your cars ... you hardly have anything in your brain, just like my mother has hardly any sarees

Pani ka jahaaz sabse zyada safe samundar ke kinare hota hai ... lekin jahaaz kinare khade rehne ke liye nahi ... lehron se joojne ke liye banta hai

A ship is the most safe while it's on the sea shore ... but a ship is not built to stand on the sea shore ... it's built to fight against the waves

Jab main hawai jahaj udaonga na toh uske duk-duk-duk ki awaaz mein shor nahi ... fakht ek awaaz sunai degi ... Vande Mataram!

When I'll fly the airplane then there won't be any noise in it's sound ... instead you will only hear one sound ... Hail to the Motherland!