Tereko udne ka hai na toh apun tera plane ban jayega ... agar tairne ka hai toh tera boat ban jayega ... agar girne ka rahega na toh parachute ban jayega ... neend aaya toh takiya ban jayega ... nahi aaya toh lori ban jayega

I'll become your plane if you want to fly ... I'll become your boat if you want to swim ... I'll become your parachute if you want to fall ... I'll become your pillow if you want to sleep ... I'll become your lullaby if you can't sleep

Jab hum log sach-much hawai jahaz mein behetke udhenge ... toh inki toh patloon agwaade se geeli aur pichwaade se peeli ho jayegi

When we will sit and fly for real in an airplane ... then their pants will become wet from the front and yellow from the back

Arre tu mechanic hai paijama hai? ... arey woh laal waali Mercedes bhej nakko re baawa pehle woh safed waali bhija de ... mereko kaama hai, bahut kaama hai re bhai ... ek toh bhi gaadi bhija de mereku

Are you a mechanic or a pajama? ... don't send me the red Mercedes, first send me the white one ... I have work to do, I have a lot of work to do ... send me at least one car

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

I had asked you for the petrol of love ... but you sprayed petrol over and burned the car of my love

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Making love in hiding is either done on the back side of a house or on the back side of a car

Paise se Mercedes khareedi ja sakti hai, makaan khareeda ja sakta hai, nursing home khareeda ja sakta hai ... zindagi ka har ek aaram khareeda ja sakta hai ... lekin dil nahi khareeda ja sakta hai

With money you can buy a Mercedes, you can buy a house, you can buy a nursing home ... you can buy every luxury of life ... but you can't buy a heart

Sardarni ladki ko joh teen quality chahiye na ... woh teeno mujhe mein hai ... jatt, jameen te jeepsy

The three qualities that a Sikh girl needs ... I have all three of them ... being a Sikh, having land and a jeep

Yeh zindagi ke highway pe bahut sari gaadiyan daudti rehti hai ... tu kisi ko rokega toh ruk jayegi ... lift maangega toh mil jayegi ... aur jagah nahi hogi na toh bhi adjust karke bhita denge ... lekin yeh joh family wali gaadiyan hoti hai na ... woh saale rokte nahi hai ... lift bhi nahi milti hai ... jagah hogi toh bhi andar behetne nahi denge

Many cars run on the highway of life ... if you try to stop them then they'll stop ... if you ask for a lift then you'll get it ... and even if they don't have space then to they'll adjust and accommodate you ... but when it comes to family cars ... they won't stop for you ... they won't give you a lift ... and even if they have space then to they won't accommodate you

Inka dil hai chota, badi hai gaadi ... aur dhanda poora sarkari

His heart is small, his car is big ... and his business is all connected with the government

Tum middle class logon ki yehi problem hai ... ladki ko bhi local train ka khidki waala seat samajhta hai ... pehla rumaal rakh diya matlab seat tumhari ho gayi?

You middle class people have this problem ... you consider even a girl as if she is a window seat of a train ... where you put a napkin first on the seat then that seat belongs to you?

Titanic kab ki doob chuki hai varna us mein bithakar pyar se bhejta yeh bhaiya ... train ki ticket book ho chuki hai, biwi ghar se nikal de na toh chale jaana karte "Chaiyya Chaiyya"

The Titanic drowned long time back or else this brother would have seated you with love and sent you in that ... and the ticket of the train has been booked, so if your wife throws you out from the house then go in it dancing on the "Chaiyya Chaiyya" song

Jab cycle pe behto ho toh chalana padta hai pedal ... agar duniya mein aaye ho toh punya karo, ki fayda cheque aur medal

When you sit on a cycle then you have to pedal ... if you have come in this world then do good things, and why bother about a cheque or a medal

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

Teri gaadi bulletproof hai ... tu nahi

Your car is bulletproof ... not you

Mat samajhna ki haath dikhage rok lega BST hoon ... main tera khoon choos loonga EST hoon

Don't think that I'm a commuter bus that you'll wave your hand and stop ... I'm a disease and I'll suck your blood

Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya ... misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya

He went to drown the Titanic but he couldn't even drown a boat ... our brother Lucky was just left giving examples

Malik ne hamari mitti kuch special kisam ki banai hai ... ki jis saanche mein dalo wohi roop dharan kar leta hai ... agar tange mein behta do toh tangewaala ban jata hoon, agar hawaijahaz mein behta do toh pilot ban jata hoon ... masjid mein mulla, mandir mein pandit ... aur agar dil mein behta do toh dilwaala

God has made my properties of a special kind ... in whichever shape you put me I adopt that shape ... if you make me sit in a horse cart then I become a horse cart driver, if you make me sit in an aeroplane then I become a pilot ... religious leader in a mosque, saint in a temple ... and if you put me in a heart then I become a lover

Life mein biwi badal, ghar badal, gaadi badal ... lekin apna brand kabhi mat badalna

In life change your wife, change your house, change your car ... but never change your brand

Tanki mein nahin tel ... toh bade se bada engineer fail

If you don't have oil in the car tank ... then even the biggest engineer is a fail