Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

A train runs on tracks, if you touch Sivaji then you will be a dead body ... small children watch PoGo (channel), don't tease Sivaji go from here ... after six comes seven, Sivaji will defeat you all

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Pani ka jahaaz sabse zyada safe samundar ke kinare hota hai ... lekin jahaaz kinare khade rehne ke liye nahi ... lehron se joojne ke liye banta hai

A ship is the most safe while it's on the sea shore ... but a ship is not built to stand on the sea shore ... it's built to fight against the waves

Caren hai bahut zyada par tel bahut kam hai ... issi liye Iraq pe giraye gaye itne bomb hai

There are a lot of cars but very less petrol ... that's why there were so many bombs dropped on Iraq

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

You drive a car at the speed of a plane and you love at the speed of a bullock cart

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai

These buses have the same issue ... they come on time and they leave on time

Badtameez, malik ke hote hue ... ek driver gadi chalayega

You mannerless, with the boss being present ... why will the driver drive the car

Last local ka time ho gaya, jaake jaldi chad le ... system ka tu naukar hai, jaa boss ke pair tu padh le

It's time for the last local train to leave, so get on it quickly ... you're an employee of the system, so go and kiss the feet of your boss

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

I am now like a car without petrol and an alcoholic drink without intoxication ... I am now like a torn sari which even a eunuch will not wear

Nadi paar karne ke baad naiyya aur ek raat ke baad chammiya mere kisi kaam ki nahi hoti

A boat after crossing the river and a girl after a one night stand aren't of any use to me

Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai ... badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

The plane is on time, the seat is economy ... change your appearance and let's go to a foreign country

Yeh duniya jhoot ke paiyon par chalne waali woh gaadi hai ... jis mein petrol ki jagah gareebon ke armaan jalte hai

This world is a car that runs on the wheels of lies ... which burns the hopes of the poor people rather than petrol

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

A mechanic is a doctor ... a doctor of cars

Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC

She looks like a ten from far but looks a bus from near ... and that to of Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC)

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Ladki ka model ho ya gadi ka ... waqt ke saath saath dono purani ho jaati hai

Whether it is a model of a girl or a car ... with time both get old

Shivaji ke paas ek horse ka power tha, aur unka ghoda hawa ke saath baat karta tha ... tere paas athrah horse ka power hai, gear mein dhal aur bol ... Jai Maharashtra!

Shivaji had the power of one horse and his horse would talk with the air ... you have 18 horsepowers, put the car in the gear and say ... Jai Maharashtra!

Naav mein behet kar jaal phekna bahut aasaan hai ... pani mein utrega toh badi machliyan kha jayengi

It's very easy to sit in a boat and throw the net ... but if you get in the water then the big fish will eat you up

New York mein jabhi bhi koi sapna tootta hai na ... toh ek taxi driver paida hota hai

In New York whenever a dream breaks ... then a taxi driver is born

Khuda gharat kare motor banane waale ko ... sach kaha zalim ghar se beghar kar diya is saale motor chalane waale ko

May god punish the people who made the motor vehicle ... it is said truly that people who drive a motor vehicle have become homeless