Bahut hi jald is sadak par joh sabse bada bangla hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... jis building mein tumhara office hai, uske top floor ke upar joh sabsa bada office hoga woh Raj Malhotra ka hoga ... aur joh signal par sabse badi gaadi rukegi woh Raj Malhotra ki hogi ... aur tum toh achchi tarah se jaante ho ki Raj Malhotra main hoon

Very soon the biggest bungalow on this street will be Raj Malhotra's ... the building in which your office is there, the biggest office that will be there on its top floor will be Raj Malhotra's ... the biggest car that will stop on the signal will be Raj Malhotra's ... and you know it very well that I'm Raj Malhotra

Tere paas bungla hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, sab kuch hai ... lekin mere paas maal hai

You have a bungalow, you have a car, you have bank balance, you have everything ... but I have the goods

Plane time par hai, economy ki seat hai ... badlo bhes aur chalo pardes

The plane is on time, the seat is economy ... change your appearance and let's go to a foreign country

Mardon ka asli rang shaadi ke baad pata chalta hai ... shaadi se pehle train ho, bus ho, bheedh ho har jagah gale padh jaate hai ... aur shaadi ke baad gale lagate hue bhi sharm aati hai

The true color of men is known after marriage ... before marriage they are everywhere in the train, bus, crowd ... and after marriage they feel shy even to hug you

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

A mechanic is a doctor ... a doctor of cars

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

This marriage is not a marriage, instead it's a government formed by a union which cannot last long ... it's a boring Hindi movie which is going on and on and on since 3 hours, without ending ... it's a cricket match in which it's raining after every over ... it's a broken car whose brakes have failed, but it's going here and there in the market and crashing into people

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

You drive a car at the speed of a plane and you love at the speed of a bullock cart

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

I am now like a car without petrol and an alcoholic drink without intoxication ... I am now like a torn sari which even a eunuch will not wear

Last local ka time ho gaya, jaake jaldi chad le ... system ka tu naukar hai, jaa boss ke pair tu padh le

It's time for the last local train to leave, so get on it quickly ... you're an employee of the system, so go and kiss the feet of your boss

Kashtiyan sabki kinare pe pahunch jaati hai ... nakhuda jinka na ho unka khuda hota hai

Everyone's boat reaches the shore ... those who don't have a captain have god with them

Khuda gharat kare motor banane waale ko ... sach kaha zalim ghar se beghar kar diya is saale motor chalane waale ko

May god punish the people who made the motor vehicle ... it is said truly that people who drive a motor vehicle have become homeless

Mumbai shehar dikhave ka shehar hai ... yahan jiske paas gaahi ho, uski gaadi fatafat chalti hai

The city of Mumbai is a city of flaunting ... here one who has a car, moves faster

Ladki ka model ho ya gadi ka ... waqt ke saath saath dono purani ho jaati hai

Whether it is a model of a girl or a car ... with time both get old

Nadi paar karne ke baad naiyya aur ek raat ke baad chammiya mere kisi kaam ki nahi hoti

A boat after crossing the river and a girl after a one night stand aren't of any use to me

Yeh duniya jhoot ke paiyon par chalne waali woh gaadi hai ... jis mein petrol ki jagah gareebon ke armaan jalte hai

This world is a car that runs on the wheels of lies ... which burns the hopes of the poor people rather than petrol

Mohabbat ho ya motorcycle ... dono mein break bahut zaroori cheez hoti hai

Be it love or a motorcycle ... it is very important to have a break in them

Car se aane waale aksar derr se aate hai

People who come by car are usually late

Shivaji ke paas ek horse ka power tha, aur unka ghoda hawa ke saath baat karta tha ... tere paas athrah horse ka power hai, gear mein dhal aur bol ... Jai Maharashtra!

Shivaji had the power of one horse and his horse would talk with the air ... you have 18 horsepowers, put the car in the gear and say ... Jai Maharashtra!

Naav mein behet kar jaal phekna bahut aasaan hai ... pani mein utrega toh badi machliyan kha jayengi

It's very easy to sit in a boat and throw the net ... but if you get in the water then the big fish will eat you up

In buson ka yahi chakkar hai ... time par aati hai, time par jaati hai

These buses have the same issue ... they come on time and they leave on time