Seeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye

Get alert with the horn of the train ... your ticket is out, hence you'll go straight up (to god)

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact I'm myself a car

This is a race between man and machine ... he may have the better machine but I'm a better man

This is a race between man and machine ... he may have the better machine but I'm a better man

Petrol ka bhav ho assi, nabbe ya poore sau ... lakhon gadiyan road pe aaye bajhte hi nau

Whether the price of petrol is 80, 90 or even 100 ... a lot of cars come on the road at 9 o'clock

Ghadi ho toh Rado, gaadi ho toh Prado ... serial ho toh "Na aana is desh mein Lado"

A watch should be like Rado, a car should be like Prado ... and a serial should be like "Lado don't come to this country"

Driver ... gaadi roko!

Driver ... stop the car!

Kismat gaadi ke gear jaisi hai ... agar time par badal diye toh zindagi ki speed badh jaati hai

Destiny is like the gear system of a car ... if you change it on time then the speed of life increases

Miss sweety, my honey ... tum aircondition taxi ho ... sexy sexy ho

Miss sweety, my honey ... you are an aircondition taxi ... you are sexy

Mere paas car hai lekin main phir bhi bekaar hoon

I have a car but still I'm jobless

Kutte ko izzat di jaye toh use pichli seat pe bithaya jata hai ... par koode ko bori mein daalkar dicki mein patka jata hai

A dog is given respect when it allowed to sit on the back seat ... but thrash is wrapped in a sack and thrown in the car trunk

Jab kashti jawani ke kinare par aa jaye ... toh wahan aadmi nayi awaazon se pyar karne lag jaata hai ... wahan usse shaadi ke baaje sunai dete hai ... phir usse pichle kinare ki awaazon ka khayal nahi karna chahiye

When a boat reaches the shores of youth ... then over there a person starts to fall in love with new voices ... over there he hears the wedding bells ... and then he should not think about the voices of the previous shores

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Jab main tumhare saath bike pe chalti hoon ... toh phir dil aaise karta hai ki road kabhi khatam hi na ho ... bas tum aur main, main aur tum, chalte jaye chalte jaye ... aur manzil kabhi na aaye

When I go on the bike with you ... then my heart wishes that the road never ends ... just you and me, me and you, keep going ... and the destination never comes

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

When the air in the tires of a car goes low ... and if you are still pushing and driving that car then you're alive ... after being caught for drink & drive ... and if you are trying to escape from the police beating then you're alive ... no matter if the government runs or not ... and if you are driving your car then you're alive

Dhoom machani hai machao ... lekin bike ki gatti par nahi ... apni future ki pragati par

If you want to have fun then do ... but not with the speed on your bike ... instead with the speed of your future's progress

Upar waale ne bhi kya item banayela hai ... truck ki body pe cycle ki ghanti lagayela hai

What an item god has made ... he has put the bell of a cycle on the body of a truck

Saala brain mein train ghoom rahi hai

Bloody a train is going around in my brain

Kitni baar kaha hai car saaf karte waqt ... bekaar logon se baatein mat kiya kar

How many times have I told you that when you are cleaning the car ... don't talk to useless people

Jis tarah train ke aane par station kaapne lagta hain na ... ussi tarah mere khauf ka bhukaar, tum sab ko kaapne par majboor kar dega

The way a station shivers when a train arrives ... just like that the fear of my fever, will force you all to shiver

Sone chandi ke bartano mein khana khane waala amir nahi hota hai ... aircondition caron mein ghoomne waala amir nahi hota hai ... aaise sangemarmar ke bunglay mein rehne waala amir nahi hota hai ... besaharon ko sahara dena waala amir hota hai ... rote hue ko hasane waala amir hota hai ... marne waala nahin, bachane waala amir hota hai

The one who eats food in golden and silver plates is not a rich person ... the one who roams around in aircondition cars is not a rich person ... the one who lives in a bungalow made from marble is not a rich person ... one who helps the needful is a rich person ... one who makes a crying person laugh is a rich person ... the one who kills is not, the one who saves is a rich person