Ek murde ko kafan pehnane mein jitna time lagta hai na ... usse bhi kam time mein main tera vardi utaar sakta hai

Meri fitrat hai goongo se bulvana, bhairon ko sunane ke liye majboor kar dena aur jhooton ki zubaan se sach ughalvana

Aaisa dimak bankar khaonga ki kab tootta, kab bhikra aur kab tabah hua ... teri parchaiyon ko bhi pata nahi chalega

Agar mere bhai ke jism par itni si bhi kharash aayi na ... toh main tumhara aur tumhare bhaiyon ka woh haal karoonga ... ki poore shehar ki police tum logon ke mooh par thookna bhi pasand nahi karegi

Andhi kandil ke toottele minar ... teri aakhiyon ki battiyon mein tel khalas hue kya

Khatron se khelna hamara business hai, hamara karobar hai ... hamare paas maut ki factory hai ... hum maut banate jaate hai aur society mein bechte jaate hai

Tujhe chahiye desi ilaaj aur woh ilaaj karega yeh desi haath

Begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana ... begane shootout mein jaan mat gawana

Gundon ka mazhab gundagardi hota hai

Lovingiri more danger than bhaigiri

Khopadiya kaat kar football nahi khela toh mera naam Kalicharan nahi

(Dimmag hila hua hai kya tera?) - Dimaag nahi ... dil

Kundli mein shani, ghee ke saath honey, aur Ravikumar se dushmani ... sehat ke liye hanikarak ho sakti hai

(Pehle kabhi dikhe nahi?) - Dikhe hote toh tu nahi dikhta

Monday to Sunday ... fear Bachchan Pandey

Aisa shakal, zyada akal aur faltu ka dhakal dene walo ka hum sirf shradh karate hai

Marathi manus ghaati hoga lekin ghatiya nahi

Meri life mein toh koi problem nahi hai ... issi liye main logon ki problem solve karta hoon

Achha kaam karoge toh us hi tarah uska swagat hoga ... nahi karoge toh hum apne tareeke se uska swagat karenge

Joh haan bole usse chhod deta hoon ... joh na bole usse todh deta hoon