Yahan khaki vardi ka nahi ... gundagardi ka raj chalta hai

Zamane bhar ki logon ki auladen pehda hokar paalne mein palti hai ... lekin hamari auladen seedhi kursi par behetti hai

Zyada chalaaki karne ki koshish ki na ... toh aaisa gayab kar doonga pahadon mein ki cheelon ko bhi khabar nahi hogi

Jis din sahi mauka mila main us haramzade ko barbaad kar doonga ... aur phir log meri izzat karenge, mere paas kursi hogi, taqat hogi ... kanoon mera ghulam hoga aur kanoon ki devi meri rakhail

Mausam banata hai parmeshwar ... usse badalta hai Rajeshwar

Shaadi karega? ... saala jhandu!

Apan dada hai gareebon mein fakeeri ka ... lafdebaazon mein vasooli ka ... dada logon mein dadagiri ka

Chaku environment friendly cheez hai re ... aaise leharaya, ghusaya, tapkaya ... goli mein saala dhamaka, dhuan, pollution, no solution ... we want India free of pollution

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai

Bhaag bhootni ke ... network mein aaya na toh line kaat daloonga!

Aye over budget picture ke hero log

Chal maafi maang nahi to sar, pair, mooh sab ek design ka bana doonga ... maafi maang!

Kundli mein shani, ghee ke saath honey, aur Ravikumar se dushmani ... sehat ke liye hanikarak ho sakti hai

Joh mere haq ka paisa hai woh charana ho ya aathana ... woh saatve aasmaan par ho ya saat samandar paar ho ... Pushpa ka usool karne ka vasool

Apun ko jab darr lagta hai na ... tab apun bahut maarta hai

Mujhe bhai nahi, Godfather bolte hai

Sher ki poonch pe pair aur Azaad ki moonch pe haath nahi rakhte ... sher gusse se dahaadta hai ... Azaad phaadta hai

Nazar gul toh goti gul

Yeh joh babbar sher hota hai na ... ya toh yeh khud mar jaata hai ya maar deta hai ... magar apna ilaaka nahi chhodta

Samjhana aise chahiye ... ki samajhne wala samajhne ke liye khada bhi na rahe