Agar maine thaan liya ki yeh cheez meri hai ... toh har keemat par woh meri hai

Hum gunde hai aur jab tak hum hamare andar ke gunde ko khatam nahi karenge ... tab tak samaaj mein gundagardi khatam nahi hogi

Ek shehar mein do gangs nahi honi chahiye ... varna doosri gang ka istamal koi teesra karta hai

Hisaab kitaab ke tarazu ke dono palhalde agar barabar nahi hue na ... toh main apna ek account kholta hoon ... aur uska naam hai dhulai account

Aaisa dimak bankar khaonga ki kab tootta, kab bhikra aur kab tabah hua ... teri parchaiyon ko bhi pata nahi chalega

Humse dushmani modh lekar tumne zehareelay bichhoo ka dank apne shareer mein gaadh liya hai ... aur bichhoo ke dank se aadmi marta nahi hai ... zindagi bhar tadapta aur sisakta rehta hai ... tum bhi jab tak jeeoge tadapte aur sisakte hi rahoge

Andhi kandil ke toottele minar ... teri aakhiyon ki battiyon mein tel khalas hue kya

Tujhe chahiye desi ilaaj aur woh ilaaj karega yeh desi haath

Yeh aankhen kisi aur ko dikhana ... varna tumhare is chaupte se yeh do button nikalkar apne kurte mein fit kar doonga

Begani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana ... begane shootout mein jaan mat gawana

Main tumhari pungi bajaonga!

Gundon ka mazhab gundagardi hota hai

Lovingiri more danger than bhaigiri

Aakha duniya ghum sakta hai boss ... lekin apun ka zabaan ghumega nahi

Khopadiya kaat kar football nahi khela toh mera naam Kalicharan nahi

Tu bach ke rahiyo phakkad Kakkar!

(Pehle kabhi dikhe nahi?) - Dikhe hote toh tu nahi dikhta

Monday to Sunday ... fear Bachchan Pandey

Aisa shakal, zyada akal aur faltu ka dhakal dene walo ka hum sirf shradh karate hai

Marathi manus ghaati hoga lekin ghatiya nahi