Apunka kaam, apunka naam ... dono-ich insaaf

Apna aakhri shradh mana le ... kyun ki iske baad tere haath aur hathyar bhi kaam nahi aayenge

Emergency mein emotion nahi ... mere orders chalte hai

Jis din tu mere hatthe chad gaya ... samajhna us hi din tu sooli par chad gaya

Yeh na samajhna ki samne koi murdaar khada hai ... kehte hai jisse Chauhan yeh tumhara baap khada hai

Na main teri tarah kisi ko supari doonga, na hi saboot mittaonga ... balki jis din main tum logon ke naam ke matke phodonga na ... us din is shehar ka bachcha bachcha bolega ... tapka re tapka ... ek aur tapka

Agar tumne ek kadam bhi aur badaya ... toh aaj ke baad tum apne pairon se nahi chal sakoge

Main khata hoon vegetarian aur kaam karta hoon non-vegetarian

Tutisha ka record hai ... uske tamachon ke nishaan gaal par se mitt jaate hai ... lekin dimaag par se nahi mittate

Kanoon hamari giraftari ka plan baad mein banata hai ... hum usse todne ke raaste pehle hi bana lete hai

Hamari saanson ki awaaz sunkar toh maut ke farishtay bhi gabrakar bhaag jaate hai

Tune apni zindagi mein bade bade shaitan dekhe honge ... lekin aaj teri mulaqat shaitanon ke shahenshah Shaadilal se ho rahi hai ... jiske paas insaan toh kya, khud shaitan panah maangne aate hai

Mere baap ne mera naam Premanand is liye rakha hai ... ki main hamesha prem aur anand mein rehta hoon ... lekin jab koi hamara nuksaan karta hai toh hamara kroadh prem par haavi ho jaata hai ... aur hum dushmano ke liye Kroadhanand ban jaate hai

Insaan aur insaaniyat ka toh main paidahishi dushman hoon ... mera bas chale toh main insaaniyat ka khoon aaise nichhod loon ... jaise log kisi phal mein se uska ras nichhod lete hai

Aaj kanoon ki chhat tumhare sar pe hai is liye tum apni zehareeli zubaan ki dank se hum mein dass rahe ho ... lekin beta jis din yeh chhat gir jayegi aur pata chalega ki yeh sirf tumhari chaal thi ... us din tumhari zubaan ko hum alakh se ukhadkar gandi naali mein phek denge

Yahan suraj hamari aagya lekar nikalta hai aur chand hamare ishare se doobta hai ... hamare liye aane waale kal aur guzar jaane waale kal mein koi fark nahi ... dono hi hamare ghulam hai

Dekh raha hai parmeshwar ... raj karega Rajeshwar

Babban se darna jayaz ... ladna najayaz

Babban ke qahar se khud Babban bhi tumhe nahi bacha sakta

Adalat se jab kisi ko saza-e-maut milti hai ... toh Rashtrapati ke paas mercy appeal karke maut se bach sakta hai ... lekin Dada Thakur jab kisi ko maut ki sazaa sunata hai ... toh uske liye zindagi ke sare raste band ho jaate hai